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Sunday, 13 April 2025

'News' bad news...

  (i must find out how close the St Aubyns buggering poor Ed were to that absurd ugly Marazion aristomonstrosity...my my they worship at and even soled their image to Mickeysoft... Aubyn's BAd News series  a splendid if not gruesome book or two...)


the older i get or rather suffering for my art realise that half of London came to the SW to carry on being 'tai chi' twatomised ... sods...

that being obviously the 'moment' when you realised my ohh my what show offs... Ealing Common..it even spread to dogshittier Acton...

35 years ago

Bet there's none left in London they all went where it was less stabby to be show offs ...

Anyway... UTTERLY sub judice this, hearing first hand the hijinks ongoing between the ..


well they are ALL the same

" i lived in [ some 'EAstern' hovel  - i would love to but well away from the bumboy Yogis thank you very much who sent their  teenage 'grasshoppers' over from the 'East'  to be 'mentored' by bigboy 'Buddhist' Kurt of Hay 

to display...at Hay beach where there were other children... not yet being buggered to the sound of 'Buddhist' chats...

it was sickening.... really sick... its on my new other page you have to pay to view... 

and it needs censoring a bit cos i trust my minions who are working maybe on ...it.... but no one else... ]


... Goa/ Nepal/ etyc etc they're all the same place....  which means i am wiser than you and could afford longer flights on stolen cash than you  [not me i ignore every word or politely cease that tangent, always]...  

So i wonder what they think of the actual news - 

" The EAst... [that mythical wonderous place of the greatest zen and incense...  and lots of rich lost girls in ashrams .... pretending the brown boys are their best ever friends for life....exactly what ANY self respecting slumdog wants  ...in revenge if nothing else for hundreds of years of whitey cashcroppin them ...., other than thirty years later of their great true wonderous 'connection' kept up on Insta or even the odd Skype.... " sister... my humble earthsister chakra angel... ehh you know i told you my sister was a bit grumpy well it turns out the shit of the GAnges has rather fucked her pancreas so she's only six months to live...maybe a year if i can buy those extremely expensive pills from You essay....  no i couldnt ...30  years our 'divine' beautiful connection has always been pure...  it would be bad karma for me to think that you somehow owe me ANYthing for my humble pure friendship and the odd jostic at christmas.... nohhh....   i couldn't possibly accept your help for her ion her slow painful dying... year...  well... ok iof you want to rendezvous over there i can cos im a grown up yogi now... give you 'divinest' blessings face to face maybe that will pay for the ten grand hospital visit.... but dont forget to leave your feet unwashed.... that bits my fave.... and.,... ] by dint of so many drugs chucked all around and in their rivers...have bred such potent  bacterias  they  eat antibiotics for yogi tea...  and now maybe 2 or 3 million kids a year die....of course it doesnt matter as theyll all be reincarnated up to the next level as a   drug dealer in Shantaram's worst ever bullshit lying memoir ever glorifying junkies or rather not pointing out the stuff sold by his buddies kills them..... " 


But thats your news... mine is far more real and factually provable...my ohh my .. talk about proof thisterweek being best buddies with the pukka gurus of the mountain monasteries... of Bizarre Nepal...

never mind ' expert many year psych scholar'... doesnt

WORK

And inculcate any 'zen' whatsoever....  i had the email chanted out loud to me it was quite a work of... 

not funny comedy

right that's it.... at least ten stories as to why anything 'eastern' doesnt really work  ever unless you own the keys to the Bud light chest of gold which i am sure is just as heavy as the Jesus-Chret's 10.6 billion here... that groweth and flourisheth from about 6 bil  in 2019 if my memory serves...

funny old world... with all this increasing 'rooflessness' i thought it was their job to....share out

the loot