The stupid little thing says, even if i am stupider by not thinking some months bac, turn down the screen brightness even if the little ADHD excuse for capitalist piggery didnt decide two decs ago to standardise ALL key strokes and make it ferkin findable....
Now the inevitably one dimensional browser ear wouldnt even think twice why Laura makes me smile
And i need to find the real life one she loved having her pictook
And one always knew what she thought, as being a FINEST ever country lass and her beauty comming from cutting up 'fallen stock' with her bare hands... her business - way of payin' for all them expensive nags..., but even that's not real beauty, as that ride.... her telling me her truth " i am too selfish to...pod"
is in one of the more well listened to audios of late that i had known.
Indeed all them rather woody kids at her School... they thought they were just watching some rather hairdoey blokes...
If only they had known.
But you never can.
As later on Laura laughed at...herself.... and a new life was indeed borne...
its in the audio! just because i have a deliberately obtuse title doesnt mean there are stories as THE header of this states, are only nice 'smiley' content..
In fact when i told her that " LAura i am putting you in contacts as 'smiley rider'..."
she smiled even brighter between ....every other word a glorious fulsome thoroughbred expletive
And i had only ever thought of her as a dreamy fayre maiden of just MY byway...
(that summer the only one i had a few weeks of real bodily maudlin...'19 but then when you had spent three years meandering, 5000km by old bike only one purpose...to even more sweetly than the sweetest woman in history.... who THAT day: "LAura i am traumatised and havent ridden any nags for a decade as my lases was stolen from hers our Rocky we raised from a nipper..... a decade cloppin alongside her only ever.... the only time ever i joined in with your mad dangerous snobby 'kill-the-plebs' hobby was to ride free in them REAL hills with her and.... i had to google this morning 'how to ride' ...")
Lets put the whatnext as simple as...
Even if i KNOW why to hate all YAnks .... no exceptions especially and even if they live off Mister Muppet it seems....
And hate even more all machinery....
(and of course only Sarah Impalin' knows 'hate' is just a lazy word for anyone who cant be bothered to be a real hater and go to Columbine as a very mixed up yoof... they all are, so you think they'll be nice with 'AI' you're as nuts as those whom think Don was original enough to beat Sarah the 'Impaler in a nasty online shooting match.. as she put hateful shoot-em symbols on her enemy's first in a way he wouldnt dare....)
Now there is one thing worse than all that 'hate' in the whole world, which is a woman having been told - in writing too! she has a vulnerable and really terrified co-rider that glorious morn... (even if only terrified of the fact that the most perfect woman in the whole of Horridshire had been manipulated and coerced into a mornin' out on her nags ..... and terrified a little bit that having forgotten how to ride, she would think one a true retard and thus... the ride may be less interesting than in ones dreams.... )
But twas there in black and white: " ehh look we have bonded over who is deeper in their muckheap for our respective livings by wotsup....pictured up to the armpits.... please really this is serious now i wish to live a little longer now you brought me back to it.... find your smallest and most docile really, im serious now....neighbour..."
Now... there is something only a woman who knows what bein' a woman is for....
DO
Now thats in the chronicles which are already rather woven into the audios
And of course even so called reliable Substack are on drugs in that occasionally i look at THEM 'stats' (how interesting 'muckheap' os a word according to the Oggle red squiggle, 'Substack' isn't.... i mean ...they have Sarah's evil twin 'Bannon' - being those two did have partial brains... they have Zimmerman... but not the only ok place on the internet...i wonder why....
Anyway WHAT a tangent!
just to say that seemingly 'stats' was lying when it said maybe 4 or 5 listens per week for the last few years...
I don't think i pressed some overcomplicate other 'dashboard' item... pondering my future Mondayaft.... (only whist uploading biggies) and the bugger actually says some days 100+ listens which is probably as good as Meghan in truth... yet another with NOTHING to say despite her LA times and NY Times creds...
ANyway ... what they wont say stats or philosophers or 'gurus' especially of anything is that knowing you have only 5 listens a week for your best material is SO life enhancing..i dont know how to put it but its a kind of 'fuckem, despite em, thing and NOT caring at all about failure..."
And its even less good for you discovering there were always many more... (as i discovered 15 years ago but thats a really funny story)
Right quickly before battery goes...
Of course it occured to me well not until now..(in the very last month of the decade quest thats been so much fun but even more truly philosophical old George of Down and Out would be very jealous if there is an 'afterlife' )
Of course: Queen of the gibbers - in other words sick mad Borderline PD people pleasers...in the COUNTRYSIDE where one should be immune to such behaviours, and where the ruined the countryside (As it requires RELIABLE allies helpers etc...and the eco 'movement' ditto... )
The Queen she is in the audio with 'case study' in the title....
Five years ago she said to me " Simon i know i am going to die younger than mee allowance..."
I even had a rare sort of dreamy dozing off vision thing where i saw her looking older and even unhappier in some rich blokes open topped sports car...
And according to 'natural' justice she deserves to Dead Parrot.... except in one category that she reads SOME reasonably good books - literature..or did 20ish years ago and remembers them fairly well....
Thing is.... the second section OF The Chronicles...
Apart from they sure aint gonna have that name... as all pretend bohemians especially from patinated Hatesville Creek... hate any big word bigger than Rush or 'Clash'
Thing is.... and it is NOT 'despite' or to-spite...
THE one person who would just perhaps benefit from the stories, but the daily REALities of the last 5 years especially....almost always fullest mojo and the odd bug enjoyed too..... ..is my worst 'enemy'
So of course she must have them first and even have the second option to make 20% ....
I know theyre good and i struggled with every dull poptart word of