soon.
Thistermorn.
Now, you can't go around riffing upon Paradise at The Bridge of Lurchery or even suggesting you have in one short few hours a fabulous book better than Herb's Beauties one and not have the proof...
so i better get proving.
Especially when you turn on the farmer program at about 6.45 - very late for me, and all you hear from the Master of Frming Ceremonies is " wot with all this terrible mental health.." and thats not a BBC lanyardist plant by the Bluehair industrial complex no thats an old timer actual farmer bloke
I mean whats it come to, for me to even lastereve put up my pondcast waffles i actually on a cooler eve as lasters have to take the wonky old laptop to bed with me for an hour, AND useless powerbank and several phones - one mere modem and camera, the other communcatrix...that nobody ever communicates on any more
shove them all under armpits for at least half an hour so as to ensure some battery availability for the next hour..
(its the shoving cold metal underarm that bit sorts out the dedicated from fake..)
job done and for humanity monitoring purposes theres nothing more horror movie than a professional analysis of ok its not just the Britolites who went bonkers a FEW Krauts too..
but even if i hate ALL machines (my new friendman here we were chatting yesterday over the glorious photobook and he said BEFORE me " god by the time theyve got the strimmer out from under the pile of tools chucked in the shedcorner [the mindfulness workshop leaders - the first big gib 7 years ago soon - standard way of operating - their sheds all rotting away new tools left under dripos and never oiled even with the green oil they demand THEY are ... despite their endles preaching how zenny they are as long as the cash register is out and visible].... you could have handscythed the whole place.." thats normally MY line for the last ten years...he beat me too it!! this Source place is really kinky weird!)
so yes ... there is however in the world of aviation a truly interesting thing of crime and punishment: don't!. as long as they fess up fully to how they fucked up..
it's how aviation works .... so as the most dull people ever extant - every pilot i ever met, can poor over the 'accident reports; and yes, learn....
(no point telling the under 40s that little bit of evolution we will come back to that soon)
Now...old Mentour is pretty good even if a bit tech and performative sports obsessed he has it sort of in balance ..
But a side definition of 'bulletproof' is put this one on just as a curiosity lastereve at 20.30 gmt .... a horror movie the only ones i ever watch - real ones...
and by 20.45 you've fallen asleep and DAMN it have had 9 hrs uninterupted shut eye sweet dreams which is annoying as not turning off the modem phone often means its dead by morning
anyway i hope all my mean readers are reading this ON an aerioplane now...
and your pilot is as tragically mentally unhealthy as this one was.... and guess what old Mentour wont emphasise....
you CAN hide it for years! there is no way of really knowing.... my on and off boss for a decade a well known London supposed intellectual didnt....
Anyway yes bulletproof to dose off as the true dead end back alley is on the earphones with reading glasses on too and get 9 hrs no matter what
But i only have one horror movie which is that i can't get FULL context and bits missed up as i know i have since age 30 the most perfect mental health ever extant as i told the second Beauty ...
and its only because i stopped thinking OF it..or myself...
due having to think of some little poofactory who hadnt developed the ability to even think of poo is not good to smear here and there, yet...
Anyway 9 hrs is the ultimate no matter what one even forgets the eleventh Christmas week with no other human around at all .... none... even if that one three years back well i knew there was someone... i mean i had done the shotgun joke on her - what farmers use them for, when not terrorising wildlife, the one that USED to be harbinger of new real LIFE.... and i am quite sure Serbian ones have an equivalent sense of humour ... and i was told it was funny
Anyway you vcant get more bullteproof than despite only ever 'mental health' tick box item every lanyardist for two decades has tried to trade upon
all i care about is infotaining the reader who i hope is on an even more mental health fuckup than that kraut one...
soon. NOW to quote her dreadful Eckheart that i am SURE that loony pilot had read the night before " how do i keep up with the UNREALISTIC expectations this humpourless Nutzi enforces!! i cannot so lets crash n burn..."
(if i had REALLY wanted to stop The Bush running away i would have shown her Mentour rather than Charlie....but you have to listen to ALL the audios to get that story too....sorry i am hard work and excelent bedtime dozing off material in fact probably as dull as Sam Harris i use as my sleeping pill if ever i am not quite perfectly zen which is rare ......and the one perfect doctor Antonia Bradley i cant dream up to send me off ....)
damnit she is early!