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Saturday, 31 January 2026

oops forgot the I'm-No-Nige punchline

 " .... we know there's only rams and ewes

 when it comes down to actual animalistic reality but its a free world and if the small farm's owned by a couple of blokes

one hopes

hetoo will know that long run

 when is other arf  breaks breaks his ankle slippin' on his  handed-out-like-sweets

dropped in the dirt 

hillrunning medal just for finishing

their ewes will starve too unless their 2ish percent minority means what it says

til his death do them part... snow mud floods or not

especially as the dykes are so badly constructed round ear..

even if the data is 7 years max for blokes pledgin' troth at Lorna's altar

and one year shorter

for the other sex fairer and supposedly better at 'team work'

all besrk.... "


Anyway farmin lasses sadly are so 'overwhelmed' by it all...all of it

even upon underwhelmin hillocks

where them Londoners wanty to outlaw very humane removal of boyrams

bollocks

by little rubber ring

so as to keep clean,

 some made up faeries big stone ring

or myth



But that makes it sound like I am animal brutalist

You dont get to be supreme ferret champs by not knowing every emotion and feeling never mind goodness the real sort

handed out even if dirt poor

of your flesh eating  real animals

as intelligent as all human animals ive ever known.

Laughing in your face if you try and train them to anything

but their own pace

 

Anyway thats another p;arable or ten

All i know is what a dire silly film

all 'production values' and nothing to say

 "biggest ever bucket of BAFTA noms.."

well i would be up in arms if i were one of the free thinking

couple of percent of homos 


(five plus years or two

" me to Maveric brown man me on my JOBS he on his

" ehh todays 4 chan smartbuilder company content 75% homo, and only 30 othercoloured 

frig if i were you i would write in in a big tiz!"

Is this the turning of the tides after decades of disproportionality

(why UK has lower babebirthingrate than ever wonky USA ?)

A whole 2 1/2 hrs of dull BAFTA heavy  cinematic extravaganza

not even the GOOD blues and slave musac as soundtrack

(i know far fer better - later if i find her she's deep deep in the woodpile,

 of rubbish  unsoulful blues even Alan Lomax piles atop her

but i will)

2 1/2 hrs of brown peeps and even the worst ever illiterate 'vehicle'

flesh eating vampires 

Indeed an INSULT to the plight of Jim Crowes victims

if you ask me

But ... a whole 2 1/2 hrs not one single same-sex 

utterance 

or compulsory

 rewriting of history

I think they or 'them' or Kate Tempest should go on a very very binary strike

"prejudiced bastards get on yer BIKE

prizeless and go and do  mid level crossbar fully all inc

 rewrite!"

 

Is this the end of peak unfairness to the 6.1 and 7.1 year minority who prove

butterfly bonkin just to allay   passin

boredom is ...past its peak!?
right can we have our fuckin culture back please...

Dirk Bogarde was not only a great actor  actor from whom we learned as his so called sexuality was merely aside

show;  not just who he maybe 

He also wrote superb books that were best sellers

on wise philosophical who knows why..

and he never even told us if he and the Frog babe his next door neighbour

may have been a little more than rural essential allies and..then just good or more than

friends 

and thus our imagination was piqued

With literary real brilliance

no need to be told whom caused any movement in his pants

As thats for..... only ...

to be cont