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Thursday, 29 January 2026

Really, righty ho ho ho what a superb winter in fact, I haven't noticed it..

 And then there's Mister Orwell (i never even looked  - i wonder if the password was changed - i operate in my moment always even if it's so boring as unlike all Southerners brainwashed by the DeBotties and  Gabors and their henchies, to think they are 'unique' i know i am a standard human being...and there are standard simple rules even if we none of us adhere to them all the time...)


He would be proud of indeed not just scuccessoring him but way way going so much further for one's 'art'...

But the key to performance hoboery is it must always be sincere AND 'two way' meaning give back something...

And if ever given the thumbscrews, it also has to be 100% for real, a purest performance in two dimensions, that of real precariation and also being above all precare about anything and it's too easy, thing s but never ever the things you wish for, show up...

(now at last i know why Charlie's women hung around of course with such perfect stubble and jumpers he was sure as ferrits are to end up one  day in Hollywood,  aside Jacqueline's Rose Garden where I am quite sure they gather to blow sweet nothings into his ear and will have deserved  the smiley selfies for their YankeeBook of nothing but...

To think the Zuckerman has invested 150 billion in AI....

If 150 trillion it couldn't know what is behind their online  profile...but i know i saw it just how truly robotic you have to be even to carry Eisentein's bags of selfie sticks behind him never mind watch one of his videos ... without the FULL training course as run up... resilience training, which i have been on for 20 years so am indeed i realised even more than 'bulletproof' in Gwerk you are accused of being 

...i no longer know what as the language evolves back into pondlife vomit by the week and seems sometimes to speed up...

righty righty ho....

All that matters is the 'territory' (to recap, home is 10km circle, if one wishes to pay another 10% on your water rates that is for even more crap in the local pond - NOT put there by the farmers but far moreso as i told the lovely birdwatchin lad yesters and his surprisingly human mum... she knew...  her lad won't forget that convo in a while indeed hopefully is the source of real whatever they now call  what they want to Prevent...

" your generation will have to get radical ... here is literally the perfect example... walk 500m down there you can smell the xenobiotics being pumped into the tributary of their historically National Parkup of a river... what do you think is the doubling in the rate of dead parrots due the so called bird flu they use as cover... or ...you even know about flea and tick powders in the sea ferk me you are truly a real young 10 year old man.... but Fergal wont tell you the real reason.... perfect case study.... i would guess about 3 or 4 times the person per poopot hours once they started to run away from the cities maybe 2007 ... and then all be online all day at home trying to con the world even Brett in fact that ridiculous little Thatcherite-Russian too..  and his buddy only Triggernometrically trigger happy all day blaming poor immos and everyone but themselves  are funded by supplement advertorials  when we actually need nothing more than what's even in a yucky Lidl basket... and i was an obsessive 97% vegetarian from the age of 18 cooking my own very slowcook large cauldrons of veg stew  inventing my own recipes from what i grew in my own very underclass London back garden...  and its all neurosis infact my state of full bodily being ten times better since i stopped caring twentyish years ago...

and started living instead...

ehh yes....  house prices my man and mum even if your mum lives only for hers to go up havin' downsized here with you...she has a choice, even your fabulous bird watchin habit.... and tell the truth about why theyve PROBABLY been kickin the bucket as even here .. the streams full of .... did you remeber the word yes.. xenobiotics...  and the true truth getting out about all the xenocrap here would put your mum's house price through the toilet...but i can tell she loves you as she's patiently here for some time as you birdsnap away....  and look she didnt snap when i told you this.... that's youyr startin' place me young man....  and remeber HAy Festival of Green party hacks   gathered like a flock of pigeons that drank t Jirodan Petersons barbitiuate rich solution and flew into the brick wall  discombobulated on the way up, straegising on whether they should encourage you to chop your own bollocks off  for their electoral gain especially in WAles ... where trhe know theyve now got seats coming their way in that county seat [ I have second sight unlike all the shamaniac nutjobs trying to sell courses on just that, and know that tomorrow it will be in the news that  Wales where HAy Festival brags its from when no Welsh peeps go there unless they are paid... is officially 'one of the most very very very nature denuded places in the world..',  and other pretend goody goodies all only there for thje free pens or a glance at Dawkins being Messianic on the huge tellies they have dotted around ... scared off the last few herons from the region... but its ONLY or at least 75% down to so many more people suburbanising the once hinterlands as hinterland peeps didnt have 50 bathroom products on their bathroom shelf... thats a new thing...about 17 years ago becoming default....  but dont tell anyone as their con its 'bird flu' is sort of working of course ...  that way its like an act of god...and if it were ever known its youtoo then your inheritance mum thinks shes going to pay the private schoolfees with via remortgage while the propprices still rise at 2% ish...and then leave for you... will collapse as rapidly as the bird numbers....  or thats the theory in olden days but these days when all care is only performative ... nobody will so you are fine... flee my fine young man" mum intelligent enough due not being an ex supermodel / emigree  'beautiful people'  to know... 

 Ahhh good jobn i remebered that ageism

" fuck lass.... you are fourty five!!! i really did mean it when i said 30 plus not much....fourty five! .. ohh if only i had done that rather good book idea a decade back as i knew a few like you - true country lasses, no harmony hairspray ever required... nor anything else... galloping across them moors on the quad herding the sheep is cheating but nevvertheless... i still remeber the first one twenty years ago that summer the local lass twentysomethging  she was turned up in ripped jeans on a super swelterin' day to sheer the sheep just outside our front door...   ive even known a few supermodels for as short a time as possible but what she had on them....  a diferent universe of actual real natural femme fatale in her look and wink or maybe it was the sweat runnin down her brow hydrating her skin glowing in the ... you get it... yes ive known maybe even a dozen of them so rare biords who stay and live fully au naturelle and they are of a diferent species of true glowin' sexyness... plus always look a decade or two younger....so my idea was gather them all with my equipment capture them and stiuck a big fat coffee table book of them infront of... the yojung farmers very lonely and giving up as if to say  are you sure chappies...you may just meet one of these one day...and we will have a prize draw for their phone numbers.... the only way i know to keep the youth actually on the land and not workin' for big aggra....  ohh and  Mister Duchy ... he's THAT nasty a mean Nutzi of a landlord is he? well we knew in Horrorfordshire west he was known as one of the most hardhearted nasty landlords of the ewhole county and thats sayin' somethin  99% there are mad Nutzis before they're off the tit, mixed with scrumpyjuice .... ..but really now...? .. really.. gosh.... that mean.... they didnt get that into the biopic premiere that even Rod the sod was bragging from a few days ago....

but fourty five sorry to be personal all the rest look at least ten years older than their actuals.... love.... you are the definition of sweetsmellin forever young, honey ....use it...as weapon...its war to keep your man's 100 acres funded now ... never ever trust Labour 100% neurotic townies frightened of a cow pat.... what YOU have could give them something to really fear...."