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Monday, 9 February 2026

ooh we have a lot of readers today already go and get some sunshine first

 as i'm sure like even the ridiculous " doctor Peterson" you have brainswashed yourself into KNOWING your S.A.D. actually is extant, somehow aside and aggrandised

greater than  your snivelly little shoulders-lowered self... moaning about a bit of grey sky

which is for mornings like this...

when unlike the addicted 'networkers' of Surrey-on-sea whom rate themselves by all those so lovely 'friends' they only see once a month at some moaning circle in some salubrious, humble little 'public space' you can only afford to get to up in the hills

 if your banker bloke can pay for the endless repairs necessary especially if its not quite a modern Discovery ... 

all my lovely abundance of friends are equal i bet they even have as mantra

FIND PHOTO of her the 'case study' and Sarah the Dogs...

so long besties... as soon as a little sniffle hits no longer though of course it was 'lifestyle' that did it, meaning one decided to recreate herself as a bongo bongo drummer to fit in with her bid to become Lem Sissy's public relations  department...

If i were Lem i would have gone for her as she really is the pukka real thing as her thirty year bestie realised is too much...

(and i remained networked with both new enemies i am above all emotion)


Anyway.... the ket to life is believing in just a few of those meandered among...

" one day she will come good..."
It was getting a bit late in the day but i just knew the second after i had immediately felt sick seeing her tarty legs tarty mobile phone tarty everything the ultimate one... that she alone had the thing... that true magical thing from her years of dogging [sic] and illegal teen breeding

All five of them.... or was it three, or was it three different dads i forget as detail never matters...  all that does is " god i just saved my life by great books  like propper ones like yes even Orwell but especially the novels... and as they schooled me learning education was  arguing with every poncey cunt  especially Leon my course tutor who tried to tell me whats what at my adult ed university of buying a lanyard to do psychotherapy.... "

"imoan.... this is the moment now..."

" god ive always wanted to be a librarian but i gotta wear my pencil skirt and even if i dont need em...specs...to turn my victims who dare approach MY desk,  on "

" Imoan luv why do you think you are top of the list....  we spent a year on this.... even if i hate the smell of makeup from 100m on your Path....GREAT art still gets great literary comments even now....   

" i shall not be in charge of PR and the look, but i know who is on exactly the same perfect page as me ... and thus thats why i messaged you this is the compulsory uniform, no religious paraphenalia allowed and 3% of the population reported in 2021 they liked something like the same sex and they get the most prominent section with red lippy and all sorts of bangs and whistles...but also exactly 3% of the total catalogue  ...

" i can be consultant... the Maupins i gobbled up as fast as he could pen them out... they were superb fully diversely real life tales or he was such a great writer he conned you into living in Mrs MAdrigals...


" i even made a video the other day walking the hills in shock and awe at the ONLY good radio 4play for about three years at last https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001v1mt in fact as soon as i dialed it up walking in the hills in the rfain i was in tears ' THE simply genius alive writing its GOT to be a Mike Walker ....!!!' and was wrong as there's another ... as good as him at last....  i had no idea Bacon was a homo couldnt care less and despite it being a feature of the play it was done in such a genius way that you LEARNED about real homoness and thus had fullest conceivable empathy and shared humanity almost in the room with him and his sort of boyfriend ... 

" so yes 3 %, exact proportionate representation allowance.... .. pride of position even...

" but ... i didnt even need to raise it....yes i agree ... bespectacled...   you dont need to recreate your look  for the job... Mister PAlmer already did so 40 years ago....and had he thought of spectacling his lasses  - culture that really did bring peeps to life ... may have got it doubled up to  300million views   


" ohh yes and dont forget....the manifesto...as i have already mentioned twice iof you actually READ your watsups.... is merely to create another you.. from teen dogger, to poncy survivor and even fancier flouncy  dog owner... but you know WHY you 'survived...  .. and you can sell them there too i jimmied in that as a more democratic model... for the actual people.... right in the middle of Sarah-the- dogtown, too.....  my god theyll try and get one of us arrested for sure....which will be exactly what we need, for the film and all PR is good pr especially if they do meet the REAL you..."




Righty ho now i really do need to create one sane 'treatise' on...
just that

more  SUNSHINE SOON, too at   https://www.ralphschism.com/p/cheer-up-now-that-perfect-spring.html gosh that's had a lot of clicks .. feds? or friends not that there is such a thing in the SW all just networkers..

not me next chunk

but my 'network' is based on a LOT of trawling and then immediately sifting out the minnows and keeping the big fish close to heart as theyre so easy to identify in any event


ohh where is that picture?!
they would be giggling in front of the wallmounted advertorial  picture of the handknitted womb wrap..
And of course, they know exactly what the mission is...or Nigel gets in
As my my they all so hate THEMSelves going by the wan stoopiness, they too will vote him, to spite them
selves


bit missed in 'nature' page about the ferrits
infact punchline
next
i have a near perfect memory