Eckheart and co didn't work..
So says Dan THE man - from up North....the only man a real man in this sceptic shopping aisle, i trust...
All these lovely days...Dan, twenty six and a REAL man who doesnt speak in Hatecreekish, and say " manifest hope with your good vibes ..." but says with his BIG smile "ehh up.... nice to see yer again.... back in this bit o yer territory.."
When asked " as the ONLY man i trust please give me the true data, rather than the version the Londoners require to keep their NAtional Tristeeships and house prices ticking up... how are the datas then... you still doin' the weekly butterfly survey?"
" not good lad.... don't be fooled...there seems to be an almost placebo effect in one species is doin' ok but all the rest utter Wasteland Apocolypse...."
" i believe only him, Dan...you hear that! ?!..
"certainly don't believe ANY vested interest from Prozac-on-Thames .... nor fake media spokesperson from the Sebastian-Rupert-Camilla Trust.... yer cannot trust them ex or current junkies still think that the Priory gardens are REAL 'nature'... its fucked and good for El Orngeboomboom for saying a fux a fuck...if i had a 26 year old daughter i would get the shotgun out and MAKE s/he combine forces as the perfect couplin'.... helpmeets backwatchers.... he is perfect...and you heard what he said about the BEST walk.... "
SO SO SO MQNY bits to fill in, now we know there's no hope for the flutterbyes... as they all became English women... who put on fakebook they care about nature, and forget the next millisecond they ever said so on the way to the hair dye application saloon... (but don't call me no TAte as i have at least 50 witnesses interviewed ON TAPE who also agree with just that.....and are even comming around to agreeing with 'and as for your pansy sons.... no REAL MAN needed deodorant thirty years ago and thats a butterfly poisonin' poison too..'... ...
Mister wheelchair films and photos plus REAL explanation of last 'piece' .. to be edited TO-Morrow...
