Ralph Schism
The psychology of simplest living, via my stories of many years truly simplest living. Real ones - not earnest or pious. Ten years a landloper. Time to tell those tales, too. Ralphschism.com My permanent one home online started 22 feb 2023. Start at the beginning (first 'post' - click 'older posts' bottom right hand corner ). Themes are developed and then woven together - a series of regular essays. Some in handwriting; some audio/vid. ONLY peaceful nice content here. 07958 5263eight1
Monday, 23 February 2026
gosh i didnt see that!
1000 readers 19 feb...
well bloody well pay up!
perfectly good buymeacoffee in the link at top thing that steals 10% or more..paypal less creaming a bit off, ...bank account numbers in link above which remarkably steals no percent
some silly chaps did a few months ago and went and made me think i was onto something.....really did bugger me up that one as i ended up putting a bit too much energy into attempting to really get under the bonnet of it all and went and bleedin well wasted time on all that rather than looking for the next (DEFAULT except for one no-nagger infact she proved ehhh just how thieving all the rest are ) landowner to be illusionista... so its starvation time soon if i were a yank i would sue those donors for false hope or false something or other or just being known to me ...
yes GROOMING! (do they have that one there ?) grooming one to be their little dancin' lapdog forever just cos they donored 185 quid in total ...and then lose the leash...
but what i REALLY want to know is would an American know (one is being consulted as i speak - one formally connected to British terrible art) that NOT being in any way appreciated at all ever is THE very very best thing ever for ones.... creative energy
though ive had enough of that now such a 15 year expert i could write that book and it would be real unlike every book on Wintering or MCFarlane's Rivers are Alive
but i think you need to be in 50s ..to truly get full nuclear fusion effect i.e. something very much more than your nothing much at all....
..when you know your bloody well right
especially seeing how everyone in the 2020s went utterly Stepford Wives/ Huxley Somatic... indeed as good as metaphorically Cormac's The Road...
And that BAFTA movie....to think, one scene only of any elegance when the young brown woman elegantly creates a car crash otherwise bang bang and car chases and stupid ex army morons ... thats what its come to....
and cos of the Teapots i can't even google " can a british person seek assylum in some EU country " or ok you can but to find actual useful info all you are going to get is this as the AI KNOWS you are Teapot stir crazy
Asylum applications in the UK hit record highs, with 89,500 applications (110,100 people) in the year ending September 2025. The system
And doesnt know people with a brain, even if they wish every immo in the world to come and have coffee here KNOWS that immigration is unacceptable to the majority, and thus is over ... electorally a liability as they say...
And nobody has mentioned it either ehh Nige/Rupe... Tommy... THE TORYGRAPH THE TIMES THE GUARDIAN
something HAPPENED a few months ago.... EU borders, far far easier to police than say USA due lots of ocean went and put in electronic visa / identity stations for EVERYone who aint EU...
And it's surely clear to even a Teapotist that this rather large investment is for a ...reason.... to gradually fairly swiftly indeed one must assume make it rather harder for those economically migrating or even the mad ones who think they may be happier for other reasons in UK or safer ..here or anywhere else in the EU, which is between those other countries and this one..gradually harder and harder to transit on the way to get your rubber dinghy
I mean you can't get a dinghy over to Malaga and then hop on a plane over to London just like that no papers... especially when the EU border forces gradually actually make their investment actually work which obviously they will have to or they look rather stupid... and EU borders become far less porous...
how....ever....soon a few days ago an audio made that io know nobody dare even mention why the Teapots have no chance...
soon
and i wouldnt have the time free to meander muttering pure thought if i had to do the roughly ten minutes per payment inbound it takes figuring when on earth one clears and checking endlessly as you cat trust any tech bro or sis... or any of it...so i win
"permacrisis"
SO when all we ever hear from the so called intelligentsia is "permacrisis" there's only one crisis in my world which is when i for the first time in three years i slightly lose track of a few themes bobbing around for a few months, that get into my videographic dictaphone, and i cant get a quiet desk for long enough to sit down and methodically write out each video timestamp that is up on the waffletube so as to keep methodical track of what is up and whatnot
But one day i shall.
Especially as ....
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especially as its all very well Henry living 'deliberately to show off with all that erudite grand thought, when it's in fact the super SMALL miniscule thoughtful stuff that no matter what makes you actually 'happy' and tells you why bother living on..
in fact that chat three years and a bit ago ... affinity is only one thing: " god and my ohh my they spend all their time at workshops to show off they can afford them.... do you.? ..no i thought not.." ohh well there we go but i had no idea just how OCD they are about it, which also became something only to make money from.... if one gets one's 'send' certificate ... i bet my van they won't any more cos they spent all the cash on sends and theres no more cash leftSunday, 22 February 2026
so sunday afternoon although ..
i shall ever again talk with a chret
( what he said 6 weeks ago proves my purest zen ever! as i speak with him still as if the only one to be do madly cruel ..never said it ...a yank would have defo pulled out her revolver and gone and had a word...or 99% of em...i think... i would like yo know)
is for walking and no devices ever...
especially as the only app i use The camera and voice recorder
and most carefully take a pic perpendicular ..
( even if final 10 years experimentalism, states all brits lost in space...
just poss one or two yanks just maybe can think...and know how to spell constant ( values) and affinity around em if nowt else
though theres one last domestic experiment underway
and i known jow to not care just be ...
There never was any hope
Well, i never.....
On the VERY VERY Last bloody day....
Even if her taste wasn't quite as true-SOULful as ...Ove represented so magically....
Now, this is merely notes for the next decade:
If she the official paid 'shaman' can take the worst kind of personal offense directly sent into her transactional, inbox....
And phone-message me a smiley.... MY SMILEY THE ONLY ONE I RECOGNISE!!
stupid Oggle doesn't even have it the upside downy smiley one who knows it's all an absurdist joke
... well.....
lets just say even if it is NO interest of mine whatsoever... zero...
And i am so happy to see they also kindof realised that voodoo just gets in the way
Anyway knowing how ridiculously fragile all these (yesteraft walking with my audio - new level of sageliness, yes i was wrong!... there is summit worse than the lanyardists ..their bosses... who are above wearing one..... and most semi early-retired down...ear.... god it's even more of a hell than Belfasrrst in the 70s ... at least there you knew ONE at least still had a soul....and was god of it.... racist blacksupremacist that i am, i always forget poor old VAn...
The Black Crowes-Thorn In My Pride Live at the Hammersmith Apollo London 15/05/2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eriGXtroKE4
And i am better than them at that...
yes so this transcendental thing.. the buzz the rapture the problem with it is its always or usually connected with some search for 'meaning'
meaning the chubbies who havent any, as they stay in their suburban flats up all night grifting the online 'space', have simply no idea that it is a neutral thing... if you learned to enjoy chopping your logs age 11 aside a great man, who could have been a woman, too as potentially they have just as much potential ....wow hang on
Pornhub blocked in the uk
so they say ('free speech' ehh ... controlled?)
why on earth didn't it occur to me
the land of the free
porn sites that have ruined the world
may also have MY kind of porn...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1181030432854601
Anyway ehhh sadly though in the land everything has to be smiley showbiz... (and i would STILL like to know if there is anything real, in the heads that lasts Forever) most run away ... eventually so when you are left chopping your wood alone, ahhahhh if you were taught well as a young man such that you don't have to show off chopping it and can pass the time - being its second nature, with a splendid bit of marching music in your, then Walkman, but it MUST have soul and gypsyish soul at that...
even one could never condone such pants and talk about traumatising and THE reason why one ran away
with just the right soul on in the ears.... the grooves, the accurasee...
are even truer than back then....
and even a back support belt, I'm sure most of YAnkland may showoff with.....
Misses the point....
Its purest ever joy if you can do ANYthing ... unadorned, unsupported just pure cavewo/man
well, now...
Even now you can be transcendentally transported to the truly lovely rapturous feeling then...
As long as you don't believe in Now...
here
nihil, only..
which is what visitorism always did, good writers figured that centuries ago
lots of really very interesting photos go with this one about JUST how cruelly around 10 thousand American prisoners of war were treated here...i had no idea i think The big Orange should tarifise on that too..
Anyway back to... well
I didnt expect THAT
ps and last word via email as its always just walking on broken glass if one wishes to communicate ANYthing beyond bimbo pleasantries (not a sexist term 'twas infact first coined for male dandies in QE1's court) probably too forward...
context, i actually don't go 'out' at night* so shall not encounter you in that manner....
Though i am a 100% rugged real outdoors Heathcliff - he would be jealous of my an actually authentic one, for a decade, longer really, all i 'live' for is to attempt to write engagingly, but i also believe in other media - film and audio especially - about .. the bullshit society is drowning in but in a positive way trying to describe what it is firstly and how one can live well, aside it...
even if i nowadays really wonder about the word 'soulmates' (thats a longer essay) that book indeed did guide my whole life - still does, stupidly...
Saturday, 21 February 2026
Anyway several End Times last chapter warnings....
And Solomon wise things:
Solomon was really sick in the head thinking the way to go out is with some teenagers on your lap
As below about 53....
theyre too full of the dullest thing on the planet, themselves....
Ohh yes mustknee forget Boxin Day... (that alone i can get a best seller out of - what an absurdly Happy End...)
And yes as many timesknown, take a good song, stick the greatest backing vocalists onnit who mean it all the way... and one is in another reality.
But then..... even if hint hint Boxer Day....
Still a bit too much puppy fat fairly ageing old thing.....
there was only ever one woman who racist cunt BBC will only give a paragraph to when she pops em too ....
should be shut down for not even mentioning the greatest soul man ever, popping his....
Roy....
There always was, always will be one genre that separates the ice maidens of the shitty little Aisle of caring about some poor lost Prince....
(NO HE WASNT, HE TRIED TOO HARD!)
I bet they don't waste their lives on some artificial fake "warrior" dance to the death...of desire indeed...
As tryin' hard to go and be chief Tannista is no good....
And only diseases' that are made up to beat the others, sayin' 'owt' like uploadistis are... neither good or bad for you
Even this-side's maybe greatest ever soulman....
bit to tryin' hard and all picky-fancy
never mind fantasy " say what i mean and mean what i say"
There really is only one form.... Even Mister Tyler looks good innit....
as long as some soulful Slashery, too
If you spend even ten minutes with that old school musac ...choir practice, practice for jabbin' the oponent in the eye to get to be top diva....
There was only ever one answer to everything and one hope and a land that still can manage a bit of puppy fattery soul.... the real thing that defies age, chubbiness' or anything else
has 'hope' .... over everything
intermission
Backwards, NOW!
The definite END on the pen-ultimate day
SO, there's been a LOT of bad poetry
rattling out of me
of late,
well a week almost
Even unintentionally, compulsive can't-stoppery
IN a letter, I so loved to write
I don't bite....
GREAT BANG ON SCHEDULE
the rains... and warmer ones at that
So i don't feel guilty sat in a motor gettin' fat
Except the key to that one apart from extremely little sugar,
honey.... is use your brain Richard And Leslie to.... battle the cunts so them bears can be left roaming
free
You certainly cannot 'share' with some English one....
As one thing about them...
they ain't got soul....
As only soul Trumps ...
all, and that includes ruining it with showoff words like 'sobriety' i mean who is gonna get viral and soulful sounding like an AA meeting
even if that's the other answer, too....
stay away from that witches brew
But long known, like twenty years
THE one thing they hate more than absolutely anything
is even an itzy witzy bit of a fighter....
I mean to sum life up,
never mind fail to win
I am quite sure she was even there, once, at a Tracey gig...
probably not quite so big.
First one and only time i found in any record collectionThat won't ever end, as indeed 'my best friend' - in this sceptic aisle, has a subtext
lacuna, unwritten rule.. as long as you never actually have an 'original thought' about anything that may indeed need to be changed..
And god forbid don't FIGHT for it....
So of course none of them ever meant a word....
(uhhh but of late the last one i really did think.....well it's to put food on HER plate..! me ive rarely had such a well-fed winter... even if last september thought, no hope, shroud time, hard to do after pinching a boat and tossing out the anchor, no there are other ways, but knowing every single day, no point, last time, never mind diverted from new works needed just to [be cont] .... the key to life and staying slim really is to use your head, unintentional, to plot out every smallest way they may take offence, in person.....and thus be only ever abstract, real identity, hidden... )
oooh thats a terrible para so leave the brackets
what a racket
Merely to have for three years come back to the only real word that matters
But at least now i know it was never possible.
Anyway back to THE world:
No hope in knowing the GREATEST ever lovestory either....
But lets try and stay on point.
and laugh at all absurdities as NObody knows where a great old fashioned line ALWAYS was....even in Dostoevsky i am quite sure..if you read someone else's private correspondence, even using THEIR finger to do so while they are asleep..
Anyway yes now as a load of fakes 'follow' my Substack or at least regularly 'like' my audios soon i have the chore of helping them not to waste their precious time....
all peeps time must be respected even if theyre the 'problem'
THEOREY (so little fact if one stands back and ponders what may have really happened in MOST of the world/land....which is a BIG place ) people always chop ears of their enemy, as artefact-souvenir, after always brutally murdering with him or even her with great glee, always as thats the 'human condition'....
Anyway you don't have to bother being SO SO SO in awe of such a modern cool hip bulnecky bloke on steroids so eruditely and so teen-attractive-to cool guy dispelling all the homo-liberals....
As (listen to substack audio 3 or 4 weeks ago on your history is wrong or words to that effect...oooh theres one in there also about the stuff your not allowed to say about a certain utterly irrelevant jet setting yank and co)
Anyway having for three years seen how the "neurotic" - to quote woman evolutionary biologist, Heather... people not worthy of being even called people, as they became Natzis when it comes to their dogs - any REAL countryperson could see it click in spring 2021 as i did... the way they put their neuroses (pl) and desperate inability to accept even a very small new percent possibility of becoming a dead parrot, has murdered the free will of most of their mutts....
even if it is disguised with a smile of "you [nobody else could so its an order] love me dont you .. here have a very special little luxury brand dog biccie forom my 500 quid fancy Brideshead Berber ,,,,which is ok but the poor things the way they nag CONTINUALLY ....talk to them continually even before they have got out of the boot telling them HOW to get out of it.....
of course because being English they can't even dream of FIGHTING for the rights of their mutt - say to have special areas where they can have a crap without immediately being disturbed when they want to have a sniff of it and check all ok or should they go and bite mummies bottom tellin' her to go buy the special supplements she hides for a special day as she's not actually as rich as the 200 quid coat she puts me in would suggest....errata DEMAND
... (see above vids for what this follows and now foollows)
yes so dogs even if Mary Moviestar herself lost a few years and attempted to kidnap me and get working TOGETHER on saving nature as they did.... holed up in their woodland cabin
not a 'myth', reality
If she had one unless she proved over a fairly long period that she didnt just SAY "let a dog be a dog" but also meant it, if she had one... run the other way
And anyway ferrets are real animals who PRETEND to love their owners just for a bit...about 15 mins usually... and then go and do something more interesting, or sleep...
so yes ...if you live in the wilds - where the best free meat for your 'pet' is, or where the air is cleaner or where the town-stressor noises are less... you may indeed have a fine line which over the years is known about far and wide...
And then over fairly longish periods of time.... 'selective' breeding occurs so that certain characteristics become distilled, the opposite of randomly alchemised, into being deliberately the objective...
There really arent many not very pikenese and a bit more bulldogs ...
ok they get bumped off if that accident was occuring
But here is the thing, the amount of 'pure' dog breeds and such a diversity, and most breeds hang around a central sort of prototype, that means a HELL of a lot of 'selective' breeding over hundreds of years, in some cases thousands.
The 'priceless' mutt above is said to be of a breed 'fixed' genetically about 5000 years ago... mind you the drugs that mamma gobbled lets half it for effect...
Now if you know the way the land works - lots of random 'nature' caused disasters over time...
ferrets have the wrong genes that dont tell them to eat the rats if they are stealing their food... or vice a versa and the ferrits get out - escape, cant get back to theior foodbowl, and die (NO Hay-on-Wye 'Transition Town' operative would listen to, despite being told nicely and with splendid scientific explanation, and thus they ALL have blood on their hands)
animal husbandry / selective breeding, is a totally cooperative peaceful process over many generations...
At some Craswall style " ehh up saw you've a pink un.... well i nevihhh.... i eard about a chap over Brilley way just the other day ee's got one just like that thought was the witches at wirk.... but if you both get em together and try and show them witches whats what and breed a whole new line and then set them BACK on them witches well maybe you will win the supreme ferrit show .... " except it takes many many such chats over styles, many many popping in to a farm or hovel that is guaranteed to be full of murderous people if you listen to baby face Kisin the ass of a really awful click-baiter of a 'historian' Sandbrook...
Whom in fact is peddling the same nonsense that they peddle in Lord of The Rings even Flies... most folks are in fight or flight much of the time...
If that were true, and even if it is a splendid thin, as really chihuahuanas shouldnt exist....
Ms Pugh spotted the part around 25 miles away from where a dog was carried away by a seagull from a garden in Devon.
Gizmo, a four-year-old miniature chihuahua, was carried away by the bird in July, according to its owner, Becca Hill.
They only do due to quite extreme human cooperation over hundreds of years .... like almost everywhere...
if a few city-based nutjobs want to get bored and chop off ears whist fighting over some other bloke's city .. that is actually a minority sport
which doesnt fit in to the horrid little Kisin man's Ayn RAndian viewpoint so many of the actual 'tech bros' with their search engine optimisation skills sadly have pushed everywhere...
or the loudest gobbiest ..Sternest...sadly push like the ketamine all over Cornwall the kids are so used to they need of courses stronger doses... just to feel the 'same'.
































