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is getting FAR more coercive than Andrew Tate and his grooming operation
And this time even if i have a dozen half written unfinished bits 'n bobs, some going back several years, almost all in my head...as i care about what's what...
And what's what was obvious well over a decade ago. And hasn't changed one bit. Even if Naomi blesserrrr....
So....to extremely short-form even the last three years of endless summer including the winter which isn't one in Southern lats....
Sadly the f word 'fascism' is so conflated with a time when in retrospect they defined several things being definitive, of it - having a belief system which is ongoing, in the society of place, which matters if you don't muck in, day-to-day, as it excludes other completely samey humans from 'advantages' of being part of society, is a quick summary of all the fancy pantses trying to sound more erudite about the PAST. Which actually does textbook describe precisely the behaviours within for example modern (last 10ish years) 'green' organisations. Nothing to do with confusion over what sex is, merely as LONG ago ascertained " if you don't practice the same facile tittilated Buddhist meditation as i go to religiously, in Leominster ( a REAL 'End Times' dump of junkies and alcies), then i don't want to give you two a lift 20 km to the unbusable Green Party meeting... even if you, lassie, are the top leaflet deliverer..." Which is EVERYWHERE in previously earthy rural places. IN all sorts of forms. A nice lil' word for it is the clique. But really it's little different from Mussolini and co as in such places one needs references, work 'experience' etc etc just like elsewhere and if theyre so sniffy - the 'ruling' class who never ever even admit to their stocks 'n shares or inheretances.... they do gradually get the soft 'power' all abouts and eventually are the only ones whom refs and such like are acceptable from, to just rent a corrugated roof over your head....
But of course each one spouts 'green' style politics on egalitarianism and all that to look good... or wastes thousands of hours of ones time pretending to be interested in being an eco ally.... whist only caring about their haute bourgeois (ever so more expensive materialistic nonsense) needs, that keep them from the loneliness in their soul knowing they never actually take part in anything REAl such as join the council... and such
So they get even cliquier and more fearful of the few content with little, and wishing to 'take part'...
To me that is copybook actual f word. And notice...no corporations, tech bros, or politicians involved...
But long ago it's a 'fascism lite' that actually took over the 'public' systems - institutions, legal systems, even schools. As i speak about peeps for the last decade.... its interesting how those who are adjacent to f-lite for example may have had a bestie who had her children wrongly nicked from her by the state, on the say so of a head teacher they once made a joke about who took it to heart so...maybe...one never quite knows in f-lite land...maybe gave a bad report to SS... meet such people and immediately they confirm that they are fully aware of how even in hospitals the contempt for the citizen can be vicious... and one wrong word and you are blacklisted ...
(more on this later with pics of their Countess.... i bet the report wont mention senior SRNS who were once our true role models - the one real Princess Di....on strong skunk for several decades.... ohh of course not as no one tells tales of that stuff....)
Anyway ... fascism-lite is a society which puts peeps behind bars FAR FAR longer than the EU average or nearly any of the rest of them.... when most of the research says that doesn't work. As Did the glorious Nils in 2004
But that's all dull polemic, even if a magnificent real book for someone one day except NAomi's false version is all that you get sold...
NOW, IMPORTANT, a truly wonderful bookseller spent time researching for me "what currentish - even last decade, book would you pass on to a fine specimin of next generation democrat who maybe will TAKE PART soon more radically... as she has a superb 28 year old mind and has already ousted the dodgy 'corrupt' yank Gast who was Boss of Her Imperial colledge...
Anyway... " ehh still the one they keep pushing as best is the Naomi..... new one out soon"
please note 'pushing' ... that is merely the fact of it. The other one is just how failed and apalling Naomi was... indeed her 'End Times' i bet she will never take responsibility for being the one who didnt drive them mad.... so they stopped it all.
They.... not the corps not the politicians...
summerings all summer
Now sadly that word has been captured by some or other splendid scandanavian.
Anyway briefly for now in such a superb summer i have pondered a lot further just what are the simplest messages for the next generation.
But the main one must be that over three years random roaming mainly so as to make more earthy and homespun ecoiunters, the REAL take away even if it was just as evident with almost the same incommer demographic/class band..
"they all performatively moan like Naomi to make themselves look good... and yet not one, even when ASKED - i have many interviews a hundred times better than any BBC bullshit..... ever says ' maybe it was our fault us goodies who fawned over Moth and Raynor Wynn's GREAT philosophical utra 'spiritual' soul plenishy, pilgrimage .... rather than TAKING PART..... in simple old fashioned democracy... a bit....doesnt have to be even long term... just join the council for a few years...or in fact form a small group around some new more radical councilor as in fact almost all even lowly councillors like Jezza was ....had his 'kitchen cabinet' of Di The Abbess...making his crumpets so they kept at it with more stamina...and probably his next girlfriend too... all on the same page, of take part a BIT or make a take partists, sarnies for a long day at dull council meetings"
as that is ALL you ever had.....
And what a LOVELY shortform example the other day - i am always on duty and occasionally awake 3am for a catch up and the
World Service was always the only really good bit of the media anywhere in the world.... and ive lived in loads of it....
And the key words were how the rather tame NAzis - probably witha thing for Norwegian group sexy babes so didnt want to get too machine guunnery, rather just trolled them with nasty sourpuss words " ... you lowlives with your DECADENT ...democracy.."
precisely...
but true decadence is when 99.9% of the so called educated in fact sneer at it just as much as them NAzis ... to my face daily....
not one in 1000s of (on the job) conversations with the goodies of England has one ever said to me "we must encourage more of us to TAKE PART in ...democratic processes.... or nudge our kids into it....or even i might! "
Which is far too dull a subject for the catastrophists like NAomi to bother with even mentioning as it doesnt work on your sugar addiction circuits anything like 'fascism' may, which we do not have and in fact even in America don't have as the constitution - even his 'Supreme Court' is fairly robust in knocking back most of the nutjobbery..
Anyway... what is just as extraordinary is that the almost fascism practiced in N Ireland with a LOT of Britisher complicity, in fact encouraged by it..
Was in fact ended by the mammies.... the parents ganging up en masse against the rude boys and saying "no more" we just aint tolleratin' one ferkin idea murderin' another idea in our streets every day " and
(who i am on the same page with in simonclayton2020.com the price qc page so don't fuck with my pages there arent many of us only about 6 or 7 ...and we won our big freedom to speak cases, all of us)
oops EXPIRES in 5 days i have made a recording that wont xxx put it up here asap
Extraordinary the million 'council houses' are as good as a lie, too...
which does cause a kind of localised fascism lite at least for the millions of parents/kids in Swestershire and Titley Herefordshire who wont ever be able to afford even a kennel to breed in if they wish to stay in their home region...
But do the 'mammies' of Middle CLass England ever actually ever do anything .... nope
so i never blame the politicians or institutions... for 10 years ive known its ONLY the peeps...
Good for me..
BUT THE MESSAGING.... not one of so many waffle chopses all adjacent to some cool mate in dreadlocks .... all nose pierced all doc MArteen booted even midsummer ever even manage to utter..." we only have democracy..."
its extraordinary....
Really extra ordinary...as ordinarily for 500 years we have known its all there is....
Anyway the real reason you need to buy your kids a Berlingo as you havent helped them get more affordable housing, is devloping in
The one line though they could never 'get' is even when you are as so often down to your last 20 quid.... jesus Christ its wonderful....you never ever have any bad energy doubting yourself deep down...
and also figured long ago how to turn each and every single time wasting people pleasing unordered, border personality, that has only one: an ashram smile... forever dreaming, of where .....you can't even dip your toe in their rivers for a 1000 km as they fake their 'eco' bogs, too.... and chuck all the prozac pee straight into wherever the ultra expensive healing workshop, is just adjacent to...
every wasted moment i have hoarded for years as potential arty stuff... especially when the awful fat Serb, supposedly the worlds Queen of it...is so utterly one dimensional and predictable...
mine wont be.
Each has many
And soon a proper page will be built on 'art' ...lots to share, and i DO have several finest arty women who agree.... And have had enough of the 'safe' anodyne dilettante nowstyles....
maybe in time they will rev up into what they say they will...
so, dawn today..... time to restart propper jobbing, day
Real title at least 99.5 or so% of musicians are so thick it is tragic.
And if you are a Palestinian actually offensive to their whole lives, exactly as essayed here on the 8th of October 2023, the whole nonsense predicterated as if it wasn't the most obvious thing since sliced bread, that all that matters is does a Pally sleep well, as that's all that matters longterm - even raising a supremely zenned kid (inner 'vibes' don't shift if you do it properly: with the right vibe) who always slept well; nevertheless to actually BE there always, 'present' never any phone calls as only a few actual friend-parents had our landline and no mobile signal up in our hills, and have a large menageries for her and her lil' buddies, AND get them all out exploring the world, all on nearly no money and never any dole, and no help, and never moaning, I(and long ago accepting that the best price to pay is resetting your body clock to always be up at 0530ish as thats the only time you will ever send an email and it doesnt take half an hour to snailspace its way out of your box... ( 12 km from the nearest 'exchange' and the wires goin' through very woody woods means always breaking and very lil' signal left by the time it got to us) at times one gets so shattered you are a dead husk of only prickly trousers such as those we had to wear for school in the 70s, and need a nap...
But poor Pallies arent EVER going to be able to be 100% sure of a good nights sleep never mind napping opportunities in their days, forever...
if they hang out where, sadly, they 'lost' long ago... there never being any solution, to biblical rage or mere land grabbing...
Anyway.... to hear (NOTE TO SELF XXX THE STORY WRITERS BOOKLIST SOUNDED INTERESTING...listen again and take notes)
yet another really thick smug stupid old fart musician to make himself or them twin-selves look good, performatively moaning on behalf of a people who should long ago be assisted to bugger off elsewhere where they may SLEEP soundly even if in tent in a desert ...'even'... god even i get stuck in their swamp, knowing, what paradise that would be .... a couple of decent rugs and thats all you need as 8 1/2 of the last 16 years i have lived, and never moaned about: never any heating, 2010 and 11 weeks it went down to minus 15 sometimes 20..... winter 2022 plenty of minus 15 ...and a dose of the bug, that one that exists, but just gets milder as nature intended.... ...... so am a real prophet of what no one can profit off, buggering off where nobody else wants to own the land .... and if its rarely even frosty, say in the Sinai (a chunk of it could have been long-leased for about 1% of the cash spent on bombs, finding the bodies, rebuilding, healthcare etc etc etc...some of which of course gets diverted into the world's sneakiest middleman's pocket - those Britolish brokering it all, from their Gwery houseboats or othersuch) . and i bet the Totnes 'therapists are queuing up for a lifetime cashin in, too)
Winter (December–February): Cool to cold. Daytime temperatures range from 8°C to 20°C. Desert nights get very cold, and occasional frost or snow
" very cold...." really?... thats what your towny internet has poisoned you with...
Anyway it is in fact THE story of the last dull fifty years - exactly how THICK the musicians are...
as i would see pottering around with the odd one in the back of the hairyplane, of course they couldnt manage any REAL books....
novels that tell them what wankers they will become, as sure as ferrits are ferrits, unless they work hard on it..
i do believe they even managed to get into the first one,
which includes if the translation is even half anti-Totnessian, a bit correct, "Life, which you look for, you will never find..." nobody told the Toty tribe....
Anyway there is no hope as what 'really' happened: take some effnic accents, feel really smug about getting their day in the sun, and say nothing that is any good for any human, smugly ...
(as in https://www.pseudeia.com/ god i forgot I'm meant to be building that one up or that i even had it.... and that i am wiser than AC Grayling who told me to my face he never even heard of that word... despite pontificating for hairspray cash in it - that language, even on the Tube.... .i gotta get ORGANISED even better)...
so yes once again ...lastereve... take some stupid old musicians who think that on the basis of a few awful songs that their PR ligged into the charts, likely threatening the DJs with malice that unless they get airplay theyll get fried mars bars shoved up where it hurts....
and a load of performative audience who think that if they sing along with some of the worst songs in history they are 'giving it to the man'....
And it goes to their heads and they are probably more responsible for poor Palestinians who will never sleep well and thus can't use their either to MOVE on and start again as you can only either face whats new, or death..pleasantly..not take any of it too seriously or to heart.....if you sleep well!.
Anyway thats too long an intro for what known for decades but what an ultimate example of just how thick 99.99% are especially if in some 'minority' who got FAR more airplay than they ever earned, and of course use it for the worst of uses.... to proclaim how they care when theyre too thick to know what actually caring for Pallies so obviously means....
The Proclaimers on their new album, You May Offend
As must be my readership as this alone - link below, is far wiser than anything all the West put together has said. i know..i listen
and WILL be the eventual result, but the 'hard way' - i.e. over a generation or so, BECAUSE of all these dire musicians thinking they are 'helping' when the problem that needs helping is THEY can't think
I think she was telling the truth yesteraft, one of the many Randomites.... " i know of it, it's famous back home...."
" yes but just think.... why did he set it in Saudade road...? .it's obvious what the ending is so I'm not ruining it for you.... but think! of what i travelogued around so as to find, just that one line would be enough, told to me four years ago, by one of your muvvalanders who i didn't even like as she was polluted by so long here...merely to make as much as possible to spend on silly impracticable towny bikes... back in lasterplace there.... but there you go ask the last person you may imagine may have a brain cell left and she gave the insight into what he meant...and your fabword REALLY does, too..."
Anyway ...now, oops banned word, then. Consistently...
However it doesn't say, what i don't know, if the lil' video clips that are 'playlisted' on here are registered as a click here, or show as a 'view' on The Tube....
deliberately, as not knowing anything at all about ones consumers- five thousand meanies a day on average for three months merely consuming me..is the key!
To actually endless fun creativity - the only word that i hate using, as I am not.... never was... at all until the worst of it began, and just let go, all the way...and maybe am a bit
and i once knew well the (humble welshman) self-taught master of SEO and gaming his 'traffic'.... for moral reasons, but that isn't so much cheating its just thinking, when you have to let go into beyond mere thought...
never mind assuming unassumingly that 99% are unlikely to be able to think, unless there's something silly and whoop whoopey...
there may be someday
soon
Anyway even if of NO interest whatsoever as all my energies have been the same for fifty years and there is no 'place' other than a standard wonderful rare universal one i have sought always all over the shabby world... a great place to just BE... rather a lot.
ahahhh but then there is the other universal energy...
(ahh i near forgot the great speech on that lil' issue that gets far far more of its due time than it should...a solution came along rather creatively just like that t'other day....yes there are 365 of them and 5% is.... dot dot dot
It is magnificent, absolutely fabulist! so juicy fruity, at last i know who i am and why he must be beaten...
even if i will be accused of actually studying and palagrisin'.. well i am a 'minority' in fact a rare minority of (i so do need to get back to her of the broken one... '" i was even a traveller" - that trendy, kind.... ) one of about a dozen in the whole pestilent two counties... and real minorities don't have the capacity to 'study' for about a decade..
i just read him, once, at last, but quickly, then....
(and how it was templated on London and the need to draw UP the drawbridges, when I am the opposite, except figuring what the bridges were for is all that matters)
we shall get back to him, a second choppee, soon....
Right so many bits to add in, and no more new 'product' til i get the best recent product up...
as there is an 'art'
series coming soon, there's one art, above all, that artfully must be used to jab at the artistes.. (except HER!) ....
soon, as usual it's all the same ole..... even if they can't ever see it any more...
...really all, it all, is always about is old Soccers.
But ever since even a rather ok Frog tried to brand himself as people's philosopher running around with a bit of leather on his toes, i wouldn't know him, from Imaginary-Johny-came- later, Adam, as i have never watched sport (only exception using a sockit midsummer where i 'got' it)
nor done it...
I wouldn't know old Eric by sight if he were the wonderful taxi driver we - yes we, met at the Bridge of Lurchery. Whic an attentive browser of this road trip to nowhere as being nowhere is best, may be using as evidence of nutjobbery. Nope... i remember every loose end or unfinished tract...and that one was tossed in here almost a year ago, as truest tragedy, really.... the one sort of fine one. We meet and chat. Sporadically.
Even if afflicted with summer-wellie disease.
However.... a fairly sane chap same age, you realise there is no hope... at THE one park-up spot, space just for one, that's the very best of all for launching up into the hills.... " you'll live longer if you do 50km a week average - this upslope here is my fave just panty enough.... and loads of uv the stupid beeb 'doctor' may well have chucked out ALL the conjob supplements but he will still harp on genocidally, about getting a bit of it from a pill...nope!
science been crystal clear for a few years now.... the sunshine is not only a good dis'infectant' if you believe in them, when in fact that's really the wrong word despite it being the only Lowlander obsession, i have come to realise...
as about fifty percent of life on Earth is parasitical, if only they knew! they're in the majority... sucking dry their host, not quite killing it...
Basically that's the whole of capitalism all of 'spiritualism' why i am a spiritualismist, ooh that's good as i do have a note precisely to that effect, 'why spiritualismist' not that i actually care as theyre all dead being as i said " all summer i wandered up this byway, absolute most sublime hillock spot.... really... two or three a day at most ... file ita way for you and your Missus fine walking spots...ohhh you dont.... you just do your sweaty stuff at the gym...ahh i get it why you were sat in your swanky new vehicle .... all alone with your phone despite there being no signal here ....and didnt see my lil' friend approachin' you up your bum.... ...."
" can you have a word with him please sweeties if he's in there..."
" sure ... you know what i said last time we lurked up here together for a while...and now coming up out of the gorge on your bigjob like that frig me you're even more thrilling than the doggist i natter with these parts....
"mister ehh there's a lady behind you on her mount, shes sweetly gesturing if you could please pull forward and let her through, her nag is so Trojan horsey she cant slip through the space in the fence.... "
" oohhh hello ehh where....?"
" ehhh.. stood just behind you... politely waiting to be noticed...."
Talk about brownie points. Except there are only some special naggists i speak with.... " god what a true lovely saudade.... ... no neon, you are so beautiful up there without that ugly signage.... go girl.... and remember your beautiful enough without it...never let me see you not so beautiful... and its YOUR right of way so kick the cunts in their boots, if they argue with you...."
Anyway ... of course in a so dumbed down fizzy lil' nation, or rather 'people' even 'philosophy' became too big a word, several decades ago....
So where do we start? to loop back to some scenes missed out, not that any scene is done fully...yet. and how does one term the conditions, stupid Henry and all his 'deliberate' stuff, fuck that for a game of soldiers, to deliberately avoid EVERYone..and yet be drawn in to such fun, random, indeed life-iteself is in me and her bigjob, our flirty impossible, liaisons, with some...
and now to have even been of true service....
a real un-neoned one, alone in the hills knows that service is a two way street...
And i told her the lovely-Laura story... problem with Socrates is he had the 'meaning of life' to discover, via random didactic method, i guess, nope.... you dont set out to discover... or adventure..
You are only set out on not discovering anything, but telling many for years - ten actually, a little bit of ones 'story' - the appropriate bits, to THEM, which may just change their outlook a tad...
And that one story (i think it's in the duff 'the quest' mock up..) is surely the best of all...especially if ones equal communicant is on such a bigjob she feels at ease... with the perfect description of how being 'in control' is really for the faeries...
As their new baby half a decade ago i hope one day will be told in the story of how her life....came to be.
Now oops so... this atch really is in a way the best fun.... due the bounce. But that's for volume two... one day in about ten years theres so much to get down, into something just a lil' less obscurist...
As sadly i discovered one fact i didn't know: in the places where they really do all spout some or other 'modern' day democratic waffle... the one thing they all fear the most is some kind of authoritative objective, comment about any single one of ....them...
But that was silly me assuming something, that in fact they also didn't want to be like those truly awful kings Queens and their sad upchuckin' embarrassment (if one travelled the world the taxi drivers usual first 'go to' icebreaker after Maggie ousted) of a Princess, endless bitchy psychodrama, they don't have in fine Portugal or Romania or almost anywhere else...
You realise that in fact that is who 99% of them are deep down.... that is their 'mode' ... and why they arent revolutionarily revolted by all that sickening crap....on your tax payers dosh....
It's what you...want.
To be cont. Once a month of at least some filling in spaces presently 'safely' left blank. to DO!
to be there back again with every single one of em..
( even if one likes only girly music and one must admit no British folkie ever even got on the same page as the likes of even them MataPedias...
and their perfect " no...i'm the daughter of Kate..."
Or that ole Queen ...
wither her nag's "bit..
of female chauvenism in me "
the english version long ago only wantin to know all their bandmates got a bit o paedo innem....
or the one on the arts show lastereve
on muses... ferk its as if one aint even allowed to THINK
this whole splodge...inspired by her...
"ohh no... vile users ... they, errata we... should have copyright rights...."
when the sexcrim stats are impossible to know
so you end up with Rupert Lowe .
really rather inventin' them...
... and the fact of it
only them modern Yanks coul only ever improve, a bit
on what was once good education
and only they could do better... upgradin via skit....
sadly i doubt even the best of them ... to brief spittle friends..... ruined by them old.. ..."stones" wedged in her head
making art thats dead ...)
Anyway real positive affirmations
even if Dave's Disapointing ... is bizarrely still flyin off the shelves
In other words i do have thousands more potential browsers....
if only, i get organised.... and a sockit ...
The work is now done
To death, and the end paragraph
was life....
or just a few hrs of it:
The whole place faking it loud and gutteral ...." and a kick in the balls....."
And her by the gutter,
bit later...... every single so quiet sweetie moment of her
for herfine youngman mainly raised elsewhere, son .... is a real...... welly in 'em hard
and thus, is the only one whom actually did 'it'
get 'it' back. For sure .... not a fake photon of her ' crip dot' blue light warped energy....
she, not even born that one, fifty years ago, when ANYthing was possible....
and err mum probably winkin
at some poor young lad pantin
( "its IMpossible ...to bear her sweaty flirtin")
on the Steppes.... back home where real babes were
now stepinn here..... and will be out with me
some or other day....soon
but theres no hury or even anticipation
As every smallest as yet undiscovered fundamental particle
of her is resplendent real....article
And thus only, in one, what Eckheart couldnt ever Tole for long enough to fake voyager
al the way to what peace and centredness will always only be
one moment of no pesky Oracle Babe ' frequency'
nor even wanting anything else, other than .... at its only pure enjoyable, secure, humanity
and of course smiles the darkest litup energy of the whole universalist
matter .... at " and you're a splendid young mongrel, master race more numerous
than muvvas " we are just vast ....shutthefuckup... ...we never end....." even moderner human, too..."
" so ...actually...i really just stopped in to add in lesson two ....
" have you seen Rock.......?"
" yea i heard he died...."
"well thats' weirdly well informed.... have you seen it yet Babs.... ??
" well... I don't care what Vladite anti-omo stuff your brain may be filled with and i am the most one hundred percent red blooded womanist ever.... all these English blokes they always all say 'it's only because deep down inside you wanna bit of this, too..'..
"with this weird kind of coercially mind reading tone,...of look
"that i hope i clearly rejoinder, mind-read-fully.... no thank you....
" but i was made to watch him up close and personal maybe the year or so before the movie....
"one of the most wonderful anti-anally uptight yank expositions you could ever imagine, shame it didnt work.....
" he still drives me beserk.....
"ten out of ten for tryin'....
"really.... it's what i doubt any even Glasnost-Ruskie tv ever managed to do
"next.... when you've digested how even the sexually wonky can enforce, their revolutionary purity,
and masculinity,
in something useful, that makes you think..... even still to this day
there's this book just come out or 'twas last year in fact,
i saw it in the shop here and had a fine chat about it
(do have actual photo so my lie of no one elses doesnt actually count as a madman's sin
but libraries are FUll of only din)
can't afford it meself but I'll get it out from some library or other if any have a TRUE cultural catalogue, left
about how a certain summer, fifty years ago....
started with Brotherhood Of Man, number one....
and then when your really rather artless Pussies Riotin'
weren't even a riotous bit of fun in their mummies ones
in about one month, along came a couple, of new artists....one had their first lil' record out, the other she had her first gig
and in fact a young lad, rightly did protect his equal from the 'dirty old sod...'
and to quote a commenter
I missed it but everyone was talking about it at school next day....
"and at least one of em was a true genius so much actual artist that we were far more terrified of her when she first hit the telly, than even him.... "
[He smiles, a very whitey smile even if mong, and about ten percent raggety head...]
" you have no idea how lucky you are.... really..."
" i do.... yes ..."
" no you simply cannot know only three years back in these lands how truly lucky you are.....
" she can sit there smirkin at me pondering when she can insert her fave word, retard, or mention her 'crip spots' .... or shout at me.... ' no you reeetarrrrd you havent REDDDDD Leeermentovvv.. you can't speak his language so you didnt even read some thinned out cats piss soup of him....you havent had a cauldron of him shoved down your gullet from childhood, in so many native words even i still dont know all the flavours and what they mean....
" ....you simply have no idea how lucky you are......
" I took CONTROL of her.....no union moanin' no gulag tribunals as to whether or not the Kommandant made some fair decision as to a year in the hole, or was naughtily coercin' .... I am herr educator.....
" there is no one like herr.....and if you're to stay here, never mind this county that kindof started it, this country....no one else who could conceivably take on the regional camp kapos who will shout at you and dob then you in, for not having exactly the right constituency of shit in your slop bucket....
" so have you been on the walk yet i bet you haven't well if you gonna keep up the smokin' the science says that loads of sunshine and 50km a week amortise it all, as if you never have,....it's pretty clear that in fact the vod gets you far more likely in the end, to hasten it.... . "
" no not yet thats why he's here....we're off up there tomorrow....."
" good i dont need to issue any warnin's about meaning what you say as you're sayin' it in front of your waking companion, thus proving you're not a Brit as there's no way any of em can retain their kids as actual companiontoo....
" you say you're twenty two......
" you too..... so start this evening and watch the Lindsay Anderson...'twas shot in fact in one of them absurdist Ivory Towers....
"and if you look carefully its in fact rather good on bein' feminist...
she gets not only proper billing on his pillion,
even if round ear most of em were born as goddess on high, without ever earnin' it...
by taking pride of place in the front row a bit of artistic gunnin'
em down, who especially are in charge round here....
NO interest to me, ever, theyre so dull they wouldnt even know
so did you start on my list yet....?"
" yes ive bored myself takin up your ....su...gestions.. sirrrr...."
"and did you watch IT yet.... the starting gun.
even if in fey boy Italian...."
" yeeehhhhhhsssss....."
"son..... there's your lesson one
" no Enlish un would ever ever ever do what she's TOLD..... "its statistically impossible.....
"born 'n bred indefatigable.....
" not as she said to me Raputin's 'positive revolution'...
not even feminine mystery
in fact just some weird kind of tragedy....
" and...??? ...yes you....and....??!"
" yes......[said with a thing that wouldn't be understood in this vile religios nutjob a language, of Trevelyan's five hundred dumbed down years of 'baptism of fire' and even landlady .... said with a look of pure dark energy,that knows it is the only one energy that keeps the universe from exploding into some insignificant little one next door, and hiding forever there in entropy - not one stray photon escapes from her whole darkness, the most perfect;y conceived dance step in all of history, that gives nothing more away than one word, affirming.... just yes] "
" god i'm so glad.... look at herr.... who now knows that teacher is right, and unlike any others you can ever meet, just does what she's told.... i hope for your sake you can find some local and bring her to tea...
to meet your impossible, mummy....
.....
" so.... when you MAKE him watch it, too..... first things first .... and i hate all nightlife or ravey dance musac but of course there's the young lass at her canvas thats a groovy take on how none of them can ever let go here...
" but it's the balcony scene ... it doesn't matter that its a bloke slaughterin the rather stuck up woman.... its the after dinner speech... ' all ...not one but ALL of us are so rediculous decadent..
parasitical..... in a way with no precedent..... that film that scene could NEVER be made by any English film director... that's what happened duck, we almost invented that kind of superb modern enlightened..... stuff....
And then the endin.. the meanin' of life all a blahh blahh blahh..... well yes and ok maybe it is but i know what cheif dark energy
tells me
if there is any future, for your lad's lot
just blahh blahh blahh.. every day try to jot
something...... son, she is the only hope
and i hope maybe ina few years....
shetoo will try and be someone who merely contributes
with her words, into the great big daily infotainment fondue
as that's the only hope ...for you
she is the bigjob, gun at the start,
but if she's takin' you into the hills tomor on my three hour mapped out assault course
..well obviously she's the finishing line too:
she knows how really to love you "
Righty ho why is he here? ohh yes....
"and especially this kind of county.....all they do is write endless folk songs about some or other place in 'nature' or some or other mythological place....
" yet...as i spent most the summer up there..... their fat arses show they never actually even waddle up and discover what's actually the new age or all the rage.... repurposing their silly myths for a bit of modern day, far more enjoyavble, fantasy...
" but i tell you.... just go up and get lost - i am fussy about wildernesses but i do like it up in this one...
.... sadly youve missed the perfect summer .... you dont need to take the official routes or even my starter map.... next time just landlope up one or other smaller lanes.... its great lots of places nobody every walks along and motors rare as an authentic folksong....
or singer of it....shame that, its how i first educated myself.... but i can tell you don't need anyone from outside..
she knows what to do..... and i can tell, you don't want to, from your parents, hide"
i think i make very few errors (one video about 2 months ago was taken down by ITS owner not me and its still in my fix-list, i care, see...)
it was in fact this one that needed adjustment therapy (which is a 'thing' even if mine is better and free, and goes all the way, when they go as usual nowhere you need to go)
which wont make complete sense until it is one day unbowdlerised as some things must be, in this most enjoyed iteration. as there really is no knowing what madness the 'AI' sees when it reads most thoughtful and UTTERLY sensitive to all human sensibilities, material, which it put back a 'sensitive' label and i aint got time to go to the Appeal court...yet
after all i do have five thousand nosing in per day average
(undoctored photo later as my wonky old laptop hasnt got the spinach in its data centre to even merely rotate an ordinary jpg without having a jolly good grumble)
not that there's the slightest chance any will ever pay me what's due!
poor lil' K9 Tecjhros badly trained mutt, being fed a data centre for brekky every day... and some big fat owner tellin' it it must dominate as there will only be one who wins Crufts...
and myself even more, as for some months i wake every sunrise or even before and say immediately, do not even THINK of anything new or askance and don't even think about putting pen to paper as NObody ever reads anything any more except comics, or 'reels' and thus couldn't read my wise words even if they said they may...
I mean just take these two, today, 'insights' to use their orrid word usually reserved for their supernatural nonsense,... three really
third item, on poetry
One and two really should have gone into a fluffed out slightly more fancy pants version
and sent off to the comic, or perversion'
called the New Yorker or even Atlantic.
They're worthy.
But no point as, someone injected those 'organs' with scurvy
some years ago.
And the last line: " ehhhh....luv....... NO MAN EVER ... would be allowed to fully and unreservedly incorporate rather a lot of the manifesto of....
into his Booker Nominated literary fiction.... or even cartoon"
But no....it - that lil' incongruity in respect of 'we are all so oppressed, and disadvantaged, always... still' .... cannot go 'in'..... not even to a well educated Amor Towles book reading ... Yank.. Brit, too, in all likelihood, even if she would be rearing up to bite your nose prior to you even jabbing it in her metaphorical bosom...
So how on earth is K9 to actually decide anything for sure as it munches one day a few more bowls of other points of view.... without getting the shits for ever and a day..
and what does 'forever and a day' mean K9? Put that in your pipe and smoke it....
damn i've forgotten a whole punch line in my head since real writerly wakey wakey time...
