Saturday, 27 September 2025

Two for one! fatties... dead canaries

Bryony, of course...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002k3bz

god it's so boring "caring" 
why has it gone to bigger font when caring is a small endless job of pondering what REALLY is the problem..
And "listening"... rather a lot, to reality - attempting to ponder may what really be THE problem
at least the 'bog witch' brings in one likely fact " one day my kids will sit there sayin' mum what did YOU do with the petro;l..." implying they may be rather fucked off her fuckin' their planet; which, fair dinkum, i have never heard anyone say before. .. I say it rather a lot....when i cared.
 
What Byrony -  likely she has a timeshare in Hatesville, or Hay, or even Clun nowadays, as her 'witchcraft' (well she's rather out of date  and old hat, i thought shamania was compulsory and gets you a fancier more pricey one -  why she can only afford a bit of a trendy bougie pad), won't say is " well i was so busy dashing back and forth to Glastonbury/Totness/and those trendy festivals down South Larmertree ehhh... just look up 'smart people' festivals... oh yes hillary's too...  that i never had a moment to try and fix up shared lifts with other 'performers' and anyway they eat not quite the same brand of gogii berries as me so our vibes may not be quite on the same frequency..... anyway i need my quiet to write my performance ... "

(many variants of this over the years i have tried, nicely, many will be written one day - better than thisterday)

Now..unlike the ejit from the RSPB I can do stats, think real stas and also do know environmental 'science'...
which is pretty much just about STUFF. rates of molecules that 'nature' hasn't met yet and not evolved 'her' way through ...your laziness.

But when we hear that the decline in canaries  - thats a lippy joke (in fact from my religious advisor - he is clearlymelting or finding 'god' as he keeps saying i am right..)
if the birds are over the last decade ish declining at double the rate (coward he couldn't say that fact) they were fourtyish years ago...well all the 'nature' vudu witches and all the rest of the so called 'alternative' lot (none actually are)  not only failed but wasted their time rolling out industrial levels of vudu rather than figure actual solutions...like, share a LOT more...
No matter what your 'feelings' are

And then there is... the unsayable banned word..
(by "them" Marffas and their lanyarded professor class of course who started it... all going wrong....and i agree with ALL 'intersectionality' polemic,  up to a point... except the point is THAT failed - moaning about it! but that's so subtle it would take a week of quiet and being stationary which isnt possible as theyre all so intersectionally nutjob footstampy me me meeeee )
anyway first draft notes a few days ago

Landlope on the environment - the actual facts.

follows on from https://www.ralphschism.com/2025/09/define-not-being-princessy-and-all-them.html file 231


https://open.substack.com/pub/ralphschism/p/landlope-on-the-environment-the-actual?r=2jdt8a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true 


but it's all about class and collaboration and finding a way..

Nobody ever does.




But pleasures - i do like my dawns, if cposting fuel should have at least dual purpose..

(none of these incommer neurotic ex townies nowadays in any of these places, can EVER calm down and creatively ponder into actual action of as any real countryman knows its about killing two ...twice as many birds per stone ..of carbon..nope they're all far far too clever for that ...) 









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