all those summer many-a-thousand browsers per day, back...
However their butterflyitis will be their own chagrinning downfall.
Because there are indeed impossible tales to tell.
And if things "come up" in Micawberese, not that life is good when life gets good,
- in fact it's far more like living when nothing EVER works, including the millennia long compact between upland Woodlander landorker ... and his wages....
Well at last I feel like telling the real stories of the recent and not so recent past. Which will keep me busy for the rest of life and that alone is a kind of paradise, but for now
(though it is a personal as usual failure-tragédie
THis is FUNNY* and if you don't think so bugger off to an Island called Nigel, ohh yes you're already there as proven by the onewayness, taking mine effort and givin' nowt back...
Indeed as said to the Kraut turned out to be ubusually fraudulenttoo.. last day on that path... " [story told most fulsomely] ... and that's the difference between us now and you.... we cannot laugh at ourselves any more as your countryman proved with his perfect timing to my fine tourist advice, weatherman perfect " that cove - Priests, wind from this quarter you want to go to exactly that quarter of it down that path... or if up at the ;aradise beach well whatever you do grab the Southern end, where you will have sun til way after seven...... as i know every eddy along every foot of that ONland bit of the coast and when you will get them and when not..and since [2004] sucha disatrous summer i care about every lovely warm sunny even half 'n hour you may get" ...and : "ahhahh fine long accurate trustworthy information HONOURING the traveller unlike your fake lady bishop doesnt know first rule of her fake religion.... ahhahhh....but we are German we have to keep to the plan" . everyone laughs espesh his kids......
"... Brits cant do that any more...please reconsider letting me marry your passport..." she HONOURABLY laughs as she's a serious walker too and they know TRUTH only must only ever be spoke of on paths especially if hilly... unlike the liar brand .... in fact withoit being asked i had a full rundown on quality of orgasm vs her emotional issues, and wish to run away from her towny life....
And there is a REAL book in ALL of them... so many gorgeous lovely open honest not snarly, never spitting and never tattooed, Europeans....
And they know it too.
where was i ohh yes actual paradise interuptus is at least to get PART of the way, training... To beat Down and Out in Paris and London...into a witness.
And even take her to a lanyardist conference where they dish out the tramp-food...
No point bothering going on a shop-heisting spree, with her as she already did M&S regularly...on your taxpayer sovereign..
Me i never ever would do that....
But if you would like to know why your national debt carries on climbing at half a tril a year... (YUK having by far the largest external creditor ratio OWNING that debt, in the world ... by far..... funny that for such an 'independent' country..)... five years undercover slightly....
You wouldnt believe the real version behind their sloganeers
Soon
*So yes i laughed...."... In Britain you would be off to the tower for a hatecrime ." ..En France apparently they're all ... se pisser de rire
when in UK that would be also considered rather drole indeed old hat as there ain't any actual 'sexual' pissing, seemingly almost compulsory these days according to the latest 'must watch' binge-load of bad tv
Makers of lift used by Louvre thieves reveal tongue-in-cheek advert
Makers of lift used by Louvre thieves reveal tongue-in-cheek advert
