Anyway so where was I...
So yes if she - Little Miss 'case study' really reallycould get into i mean deep down dive in ...
A 'road trip' even if twas to get away FROM her....
Even if she is funny when i get onto the subject of the FIRST Bongo Sarah....
Her 30 year best buddie...
Indeed i use Bongo babes as 'archetype'.... for some years.
God this lot here think they matter ....
Nobody does 'cept one..... and all them bongos bashed her once fine original mind in....
But if i could make her live when she only wanted to wilt die, and be done with herself (quite rightly)
Thing is.....
For 100% certain i was goi8ng to splutter and give up and not have my mojo left three years ago...
(especially THAT unheated -15 one)
never mind well before...
hahh hahh its worse than the first edition, Min Kamp.... i read every single one of his infantile neurotic precious 3500 words of Min Kamp....
And i knew before the very first that all it was about was the gushing gussets of Radio 4 wished to have him at THEIR boom mic...
They're too precious to use it for what it was invented for the sound of their own words being a 'vibration'' too...
Never mind every single and plenty married Gweek babes wants one who looks like this worst writer in history ever, ohhyes i forgot ...
Lets start there, soon...
Or in fact now
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Now i don't know why this has been on my desktop for some months...well i do really this September gazing out it spoiling my view representing the Uttermost Vacuous fantasy one saw everywhere in the most one dimensional place on the planet - literally a cartoon book...errata that would require growing up so as to be able to read them...
skip to here: yes.. the rest from now plus above para was rit yestereve and somehow the imps helped this morn i was thinking of him... so you turn up at SHitcreek (officially - official sewerage spills closing it off a week later but bored nobody to talk with you try and save it for...them.. https://helfordriveraction.blogspot.com/ - meaning you point some locals at a WELL KNOWN tried and true solution to the vile solutions... and suggest " you could do your own...copying what WORKS elsewhere yes i know its work and you will have to put the 11am cans of beer with your kids, drugs and voodoo vomvom ayaerwhoasker bucket long enough to 'WAKE UP' but nobody else cares so you might if we believe your tshirts and bumper stickers..") anyway but number one true vile smell was indeed across the creek just down from the small bridge i would wash under a week or so loitering ... now any sane and grown up- person the first time they ever are on a boat about age 18 for a month with a congenital showoff man who bought his as he had a small dick and needed to compensate - just as with most motors. ...and anyway they transport you back to Narnia or Swallows and Amazons.. if you dont want to grow up.... so a grown up takes NO interest whatsoever in boats or the sea all his life...until her woodbench is spied... long story... anyway marooned up shitcreek without a paddle... one day he the owner of the huge houseboatee thing first berth on the way upcreek from the bridge wanders by for the second time with his dog and is engaged as he smiled a little... " hi ive been noting your big one whist i sit here writing my memoirs the last week [50 yds as the seagul flies overcreek] and doing some photographing emotive things... but i dont know much about anything nautical... like how you power your washing machine [clearly on every other day ] .. how the drains work dont suppose i can have a wee tour one day or just hear abou7t a bit of it mere curiosity......." of course means the next day when he walks his dog next to you he doesnt even acknowledge you exist...Nor his occasionally there bit of fat fluff.... weird world their world: every bumper sticker about 'community' and we are nice jolly seafayrin down to earth peeps.... against the 'state' ... all of that .... and in real life every single one a rude cunt with less manners than his neighbour who clearly was prowling me... and i was pleasant to her all 65ish years so so lonely nearly driven herself mad with her big one too i even said i could help sand it a bit for her .... talk about a rustbucket ...just for company...none of which matters really
All that does.... was yesterday
Plus if case study Suzi whom i tell everything, knew just how ultra always forever young i am and ridiculously healthy despite even her ... could feel could live with me the real fullest version with extremely lovingly-cheeky jokes even about Serbs and HER ex bestie Sarah ... she could live as stupidly long as every day i always feel i am just to bore myself to death....
(rit lastereve)
Righty ho..
if it wasn't that MY bridge over the best of atches, has been literally ramraided by some SWestern child driver and the road closed i wouldn't be here... and nor would this: ...
Now i have many poignant pics. Far too many but they are each for a reason. Thistermorn at LAST 'inspired' by a vanwoman, a grown up non-absurdist, 'howto', next.. though it may take some time....
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Now.. the pics are probably nicer than the whole load of film but this is merely FOR me...
fuck off everyone else to some dull 'vlog' about hairdressing
the ones from a yeaarish ago the very worse some other REAL woman told me...
https://www.youtube.com/@its_van_life
but dont as her evil twin, him, is ten times worse...
And all the rest have nowt to say either...
except the yank' recently found ....just a BIT of hope even if she's obsessed with her "number twos" so cant be in the same carvan as them ever....
ohh yes today
if Suzi knew...
how the 'road trip' almost NO machinery every day no matter what... has more actual energy than the best ever road trip ditty...
thing is....she wouldn't 'fight' cos she knew i won the battle even with...her......
VIDEOS IN HERE IN A BIT
what i do to get all these free vids up you would never guess...
(nor ANY "safety" equipment ever - thus ones six senses are all alive to every single danger, always, second nature, first, even their second sight one...)
oops i may have missed one or two all first draft
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Ahahh now THE two greats in one year... the other one has been in drafts three months....soon
