especially now their ...
(real journalism you won't find on your main 'stream' of dead pondlife:18 mths ago even if i couldn't release it as Pastyland utterly hates ANYthing real... such as a real opinion or real encounter that doesn't fit in with the brand..( strange in fact as their main thing is brainwashing themselves to brainwash everyone else with "we're so so poor and underwashed.." when the data is that there are more vehicles per person in Pastyshire than in any other shire in the whole land... )
Anyway 18 mths ago this fat couple whop had set up their van and awning and barbie a few days (harbibngering the lovely reality:The Nutzy Trust sent so so much third sector cash on uniforms and unnecessary strimming for the Londoners to think their 'donations' are going to some use and they wont get their Hunter Boots wet walking the paths in summer, ... that as of about last autumn no more 'secuwwwity..' coming around the my-bedroom carparks being nosey ... no power to actually fine or move you on but still being so so at 10pmish - never me as i am ultra stealth never even been approached i know how to not BE... " well move on only if you are ..safe..." so of course the correct answer is i am pissed... although if they tell tales to the boys in blue - the two in the whole county that may be problematical if they Miss Interpret lore...
Anyway a whole pemninsula of paradise parkups none on 'park4night' no longer patrolled as The Nutzi Trust spent all their cash eckersnot on some junior making falsies about their elder and getting a payoff to shut up..as happens daily in your NHS...
where was i....ohh yes couple boozing in van in Cot Valley technically off road (as i know my territories like back of my hand in respect of the folk-lore) but i bet the boys in blue would disagree...
But as they were utra third sector - she paid to lanyard around and make policy and give the best contracts to her Wooly Polly yeargroup mates (its extraordinary how mostof the DWP is now done for years by 'non profits' as they say in Yooessay which is an incorrect geographical load of nonsense as uk for 15+ years became youessaytoo...... so so fizzed up 'contractorsd' - who would never use that word, as they only see themselves as Mother Theresas despite never ever doing ANYthing except say " you will see we have large array here of computers for you to use as we so so care and spread the love that will mentor you applying for jobs to get you back to work even with your bad back.." that are never used
as nobody ever believes a word and most dont like logging into things when theres cctv all around when the love goes wrong...
Anyway the 'love' - and i express no opinion as definitely work - the 1% that is actually valuable to humanity, is good.. for the soul and esteem and certainly 'mental health'. As long as its proper work. As i have never met a 'disabled' person who has not some really great talent they put into SOME compulsion or fanaticism even if its just being as so many 100 thou re in this bonkers land, a world champion 'hoarder' who manages to work out clever ways of preserving their own faeces for posterity in hoarded jars (this is not untrue and a great novel 30+ years ago i always forget the title ohh well i cant hoard all the info forever, highlighted this tragic new nutjobbery)
so yes roadside boozers and she possibly worked for the DWP more likely some very profitable 'not for profit' i have recorded " ...ehh all thats over regardless of which government gets in very soon like in a few months we are stopping anxiety and depression...cos we will tell new claimants to fuck off and get a job.."
Unless of course in lanyardspeak there is some extreme version, provable by say a certificate saying they had the shock treatment...
As per GREAT art...
if i had a bit of artistic support i would have time to weave in this great art by loggin in downloading and whatdyerknow
Anyway real comedy (never mind The Hague - hers, she wont even know was extant): you should see inside my box of moaning..
As something began
15ish years ago...
That will be tomorrow" well if you want to get your label and attention-seekin' condition... make sure its so 'bad' that you have that certificate, too... [i dont believe how they STILL love their ECT or whatever zapping the brain is with the river of electrons flowing through it, in the latest acronym...approved by a man to my face lastersummer who still cant appreciate maybe hetoo was a maybe just a bit responsible for his now grown up daughter's many year anorexia...because he is ...so so so 'educated'.... ] .."
Now as without any doubt if i were a teen - the teen i was,then when i was one, even 10 years ago i would have qualified for some labels so i can say this being without any doubt in the few percent who were rather 'social anxiety' and all that... we knew who they were, not many!
But thats just bona fides i wouldnt have one second of my life any different. (except that interview error mentioned on othersite) ...
And even if so so pained and tortuous a box of court statements and legal representations so painfully worked on on behalf of parents maybe facing child loss even 15 years ago they couldnt listen " luv..i am on YOUR side... whether or not they believe you that your little ....wow that looks funny free speach doth continue!
(i have a far funnier one to feature soon... )
... but it would be incorrect as for every 'Chelsea' or ...i cant think of names out of Neighbours or Big Sister... ehh for every one of them, there are far more Phoebes or Ruperts or James es..
whos mummy (it ALWAYS is, sorry, merely a FACT of ... just the phenotype... genes+environment meaning words are ten times more powerful so just environment = culture) decided a decade ago that my little thing is so so special they need a label...
And when the 'middle' classes or as every incomer to HAy or Presteigne or Clun loves to secretly label THEMselves just a tad above middle...
By dint of their special education that their little Sophie has some special 'neurodivergent' brain...
when if one observes these children they are superb, and TEN times more confident and engaged and courageous than i could dream of being as a youngun...
Anyway real comedy better than the great comedy of Rocky being really snarky with YAnks...
who started ALL this as i heard from the nags gob decades ago
whom ONLY a fine Englishman whether or not his stockings and suspenders were inate or not....could the second he saw them through the cctv...know...only he can save her...from herself..and him.
Anyway having heard it from the drunk old bags gob 18mths ago... " no more cash for the sad bad n wonky ..."
she boasted as cruelly intentional as Frank
Anyway listening to the comedy of Starmerstan one day sayin " the data is ADHD is overdiagnoised 600% and the next well maybe we need to ponder why so many are wonked up...... but were not picking on any particular label...."
Is better than the wonkies of weirdo art the rich say they like
proving theyre all in need of the injection..
of proper counter culture great culture
But your mums wont be doin' that any time soon even if say
well this i9s the problem if you Oggled "best movie about universal narcissism" you would get yet cleverer nonsense when the true genius of Reggie was a whole series about just that
all of it..if you have the attention span to sit still long enough to have watched it... and even MADE your youngsters, too...
As education requires ways to chain them to the sofa ...metaphorically figuratively even if you BRIBE them to read a lot...
nope the mermaids dont ever even pay them to shut up and do something educational like read many good little books unless Moonchild 'manifests' her inner serene frequency that will mystically find her way to the bookshelf.. they cant be bothered to make for Moonie so busy on fakebook*
Anyway... i can guarantee one thing: a whole new generation of 'activists' ... lead by them upper middles...
As nothing really changed since Reggie's time...
There will be some token ruffians rantin from the sidelined... however the slightly uppermids will as usual have the larger part of the footie pitch as over the next few years they come up with all sorts of higher production-value online material PROVING that their little one in fact does suffer so terribly from all the labels the government cannot as they COULD NEVER afford to dish out...
especially as the actual remedy is sending their parents en masse to splendid Maoist style concentration camps: " CONCENTRATE on building Moonie's bookshelf or ferrit cage or whatever other bit of diy you may do WITH them even if it takes 5x longer its such a great way of causing actual 'growth' and a guaranteed remedy to all them labels... and sitting at the kitchen table with merely a bottle of glitter or stick on stars... isnt... what works.. even if a cheap band aid.."
Anyway it will be such comedy infact Woman's Hour should employ a whole new department of badly educated mass produced 'media studies' grads who werent sat on a chair for days on end and eloctroprodded if they didnt read all of Pilger or Tariq... to deal with the next decade of interviews (so cheap to find 'activists' online as their job is to be FOUND) " ohh my i had to dedicate every second of the last decade campaigning and activisting to get mt pressious his/her rightful loadsa extra government cash for all those taxis... back and forth to school, as the label meants s/he was too nervy to get the bus with the rest... and as for free school breakfasts well of curse i never had time to make a nice sustaining porridge as i was heroically always out of the door by 530 so i could earn our lifestyle.... and all those so stylish £700 prams that s/he would have so so labelled as scummy chav if i hadnt sacrificed myself so to go out and work 90 hrs a week to provide... but in the end .. 90 hrs a week campaigning also...we are safe...we have our label back the nasty government stole... "
But this is real...inside journalism... from inside their 'files' of course one must never hint at who...when ..
even if its extraordinary as i would say " well i asked them if they had some money to pay me £5/hr expenses for the days i would spend with them..on repeat about some made up condition or medical assessment.. the judge i told them would not want to hear a word about ever again... s/hes already said so and if you continue its curtains... so for now how about we - me as scribe helping, write your statements about what is GREAT about your day with your kid...why they in fact are successful at many things... as you phoned me to get me to help you WIN your case... and thats how i am telling you from loads of experience that happens... "
amazing thing how in reality it was only ever £2 (free if genuinely poor)
as they would always say " yes of course i understand you are bringing your own kid up alone DOing loads of activities endlessly with her so havent a dime to spare ..of course i agree to your modest expenses coverage..for diverting time to us..."
And as sure as ferrits are ferrits every single one welshed on the deal...
your last few weeks of their paperwork - simple stuff just based on telling a REAL story...one did for them and they always found a reason to have a hissy fit and end up stomping off....without paying those last few agreed weeks...always
Err...go
But i have a far better 'vehicle' to tell that true tale of twenty years - 95% of my paid work-work bosses doing exactly the same...
