.... well wait until my archive tells tails about that first one...
ohh i have already, as that was the first 'storyteller' who used a local girl she knew very well over the years as her personal virtue signalling ... candyfloss to her addictive Liverpudlian lilt, and i forget what her Nick Cave wannabe bloke was called oh yes Ray.... "Dirty" too
i still don't quite know how to sum up a well known even if really crap writer who got clicks based entirely on her looks...
saying to a young fan she had known in person for some years " you can be the pinup covergirl of my new bearded schoolgirls book.." and never meaning what she said... at great length over sugary drinks
Which is the only fundamental way to really ruin a generation, for good, i know of... false promises.
Anyway its hilarious - better comedy than even Basil and his wonderful so sadly departed, bosslady (i have my tribute in the can from weeks ago but SO behind the sequence) , when the whole church disintegrates into "she said she said...".
and the odd he.
Anyway as this whole tribe spread throughout the cheaper housing of the environment and recreated 'storytelling' into fantasy for clicks and cash.... its astonishing how one could discover just how brittle their sugary molecular constituency was if ever confronted with real 'story'... where maybe they are a little more than a.... fable.... as warning to other actual humans with real stories under their hems...
So yes in a land where even the church now becomes mere tale tellers, i havent even started on an update of Silas.... needs to be a ballet really....
The second of so many gibbers over 20 years... back then - twenty ten
and a bit, it was only the 'him's .... the other sex perhaps just a thread of dignity left, to actually remember their own words, well when it came to the rural jobs rather than their 'money-from-off', holiday ones
" ....so you need some work on the verge of 'unger well i know the forty fishes thing i preach down my local Temple a load of balls.... some years now my sheds need reroofing.... you can have that job..."
Quite extraordinary how even a few weeks later they can't remember their own words.
Even when you've had meetings looking over the leaks talking product...
Quite extraordinary.
Him, and his answer to everything "charity"
oh yes i know why i turned the thing back on:
words you will never hear (but really many stories already part told in free Substack pondcast over several years, and there's another landlope.com has bits not yet got into this fat one ) : " ... they.... him and his buddy from the council/ his neighbour / his Green Party colleague .... have told tales to the Environment Agency about us breaking existing lore nobody bothers to enforce the Greens so busy enforcing some NEW Messiania ....."
As they know such 'theys' are irrelevant over time as few people living in the environment have much spare time....
to follow through or further complain
unless they live in the same house sleep in the same bed
" they have told tales that bloody bunnyhuggin' dogooder couple... in fact probably their ecstatic bleedin 'transcendental' foreplay
rucked up together teamworkin away...
also during their filthy natural fabric cottonsheet play
is sharing ideas and smiles
of how theyre going to use the plan b strategy
to get us nicked, or fined, if the first legislative tickle our way,
fails... theyll keep coming back, with moor
take a note of THEIR front door "
is however what you may hear as they know only such tale tellers are worth considering as actually... valid.
And may indeed come back with, more.
Being theres something called ... remembering who didn't mean what they said
especially if sharing the same bed
This in the region which is not just THE envirnoment but in fact all of the whole of the Eastern half of Wales feeds the water courses that extend way into the midlands even the South...
The Welsh bragged of 5 years ago "we are bringing forrward the most radical environmental law [ref nitrates in the catchments] ever...."
and every stupid Green or just passing Guardian reader [f] for 5 years would say " how DARE you....you nasty man ....you are just NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE....even suggesting nobody is DOing anything... the sweet lovely Welsh have spent millions already on advertising their great new revolutionary legislation"
fast forward nto near 3 years ago me to Monbiot to his face at the sterile rtiver he is sat by eyeing up the vintage clothed....younger birds flocking to him " ehh are you aware of the last six months the greatyest scandal ever ref the actual environment we are stood by .... how they delayed then put to further 'government consultation' the lore they promised was to be rolled out last 1 jan 2023... and they are now saying 'we will have to put in a licensing system' which means fatter farmers can bribe the local bossman to leave their nitrate pits alone.... and anyway its now years away...?"
The total fake prettyboychild not even a man, says to my chronicling devikce " nope ive never heard of this new law.."
anyway ehhh ohh yes the archives soon.... if i remember, the way the Green Party would email my then under 30 housemate every other day the emails that the 'under 30s' got.... i think i still have them. Not one word about the environment, the rivers, or natural hairdressing advice but every other word about how every tranny and every woman and black in the land are being continually beaten within their last breath as good as....
ohh yes it was so funny to see a few months ago their 'activists' in action of course we can never entirely know for sure theyre not stupid, but listening to the occasional good interview about how the Corbynite project was redeveloping it was of course entirely a fluke that literally hundreds of commenters were writing almost exactly the same snide short paragraph " dont know why anyone would bother with these so called socialists an utter load of fakes now we have Zac The Greens are the only real socialist party i wouldnt waste your time with this lot.... "
or small variations.
None would even think about their 'representative' Ellie living as we all knew in an exclusive gated community even if fair dinkum converted once stately home of extremely exclusive yuppie flats only ....in a region housing really is a seriously almost permanent issue
only because of SO many living in houses built for five or even ten...
alone
anyway maybe starting point some of those emails but i NEVER take anything out of context, every word is only after at least ten years seeing hearing exactly the same load of pondweed and thats an insult to the natural evolution iof said fine real weed...
that lot couldnt even weed a fishtank theyre so-phobe of.... everything ...
Funny thing is though when you get to know the real phobes behind their endless phobias theyre far far more brutal and tough than i am .....
which is why they have used even the smallest fake story of vulnerability, even pain
for.... gain
ohh and i am a European meaning far more of them luvvas jobs livings... I have never met any European who acts
just so. Ever....
