As i saw her pick it out from under her fancy four ring wiperblade yesteraft
" ...gosh you're a sight for sore eyes ...i delivered a loveletter for you on your big day.....ahh good you had better things to do that go out poseurin' innit... "
talking of which. at 0720 there was one even today the ultimate virtue sigmnalling in the dark forcing your poor doggie ....even HERE for gods sake in middle of nowhere to go dog'ging with you which is a shortening of dogjogging no dog worth their biscuits would even lick the funparts orf any of 'em round here... theyre so acid lemonflavourede..
....except one
" she..i found her ...on made up virgin birtheve!....you weren't lying ... the one and only hope you old smileything..."
