my ohh my...
At last! a neighbour in a lovely green van
( the 100% fake #vanlife stickers
stick at home
and on their sillyphone
the only one spied actually overnight)
" gosh you look absurdly happy you foolishly absurd man...
" me im just going to the laundrette then back to my land ...
"biggest mistake i ever made a decade back ... this county too pestilent for any mere magic wand
"horrid place.... back to base"
" sir you are wrong about onething there
