which is true bliss.
The real thing...
But i can't have this, just as purely an aside the dirt needs to be propper dished on Pastytshire - a place of the worst ...well nearly, gibbers; where HE lorded around - larded really but he could as they say 'carry' the weight, for years parasitising the shitpipes before coming up to my lasterregion in 2020 and parasitising just about everyone with his (ok soon, the sexiest man ever) Roy Ayres swagger...
and such bad taste in musac with his so called happening dirty young nihilistic men ... from the 'street' when if one were to be landlopeing with him down a civilised country lane hand in hand all smiley and a twinset of matching Che t-shirts, in a civilised country of poetical solidarity, such as her muvva one, he would be there making lewd comments about what he would do with her ok sunglasses...
Anyway ... the amount of speechifying in a place they couldnt run away - generally their now more famous Path due to a certain COUPLE who are ten times more comedic than any Orangeman as at least one knows where one is with obvious to-be-PITIED borderline...pers dis....
so often " ehh look i'm allowed to say this as we were aware when i was about 15 ofr bluehairs coming in.... and monetising fake pityfulness as in we're so so poor in Wales we can only afford the economy lines - tattoos .... even if fourty odd years ago almost everyone knew how ugly they were and ionly fat morons had them... and by second sight we knew that there's bound to be some serious poisoning as side effect to being so thick ... as we now here is the case in the lymph nodes...so yes aAles was the true expert at playing vulnerable little beggar via the PR of the bluehaired invaders .... too fat to get a job as a cleanin' lady lots of em.... when all the English incame realised they could get clicks and other lanyard paraphernalia by lying that there's some aboriginal 'culture' other than loadsa beer wifebeatin and the worst tv in history... and pretending Arthur really was a 'thing' rather than a cartoon...for tourists.... and Pastyshire just copied them and not even as expert.... my REAl chronicles are interviewing born n breds 70 years ago who all say life was just fine and nothing to pity.... so yes all this made up self pity to emotionally blackmail Whitehhall into paying for so many libraries they dont know how to use other than to moan about their vulnerabilities and having so so much less than everyone else top of their voices... in the land that officially has the highest oler capita car ownership in the land and fair dinkum [the usual immediate next lurch towards a sane person by the insane weanting immediately to side with their imaginary vulnerable friend, the whole county of drunks junkies and wage thieves, 'NO ... dont try that cheap trick in fact they have much much better busses by far than say rural Horrorfordshire of Powys... ']...."
but i run ahead.
Back 36 hrs of course all the Londoners and insomniacs and endlessly ill people- all i ever hear illness... and the wan ... well they should sue as every time i turn on the wireless for 36 hrs we now have anew range of neurotic towny ... well what are they other than DEMANDS!
" today we have an unprecedented multi extreme-weathartion discombobulation... a rare 'moment' when multi not just one, multi risk-threats to life in extremis have juxtaposed into something never before.."
which is the latest for a bit of snow maybe on higher ground and a bit of heavyish rain at times and a few gusty bits too....
as usual ALWAYS exaggerated by at least 50% indeed these last extremely benign 36 hrs werent wet enough ( as i had planned a longer time with splendid rainy 'cover') and no snow as any 3 year old could have figured from the charts....
But now we have RED ALERT and at last they get a chance to blast the ears of PAstyshire with a mobile phone emergency Trumpian thing ....
Likely to do far more harm than good as i have never known in my whole life even driving in Italy a county of such analy interested sad little children they have nothing else to do with their pastyfed nobrains other than to always drive RIGHT up your bum in a county with very few passing places
And one glance away from the concentration needed to not actually do what their sad little anti-intellects want subconsciously to nose right up it...
when they glance at what the fucks that siren in my pants
may well result in many a pile up...
But all i care about is my chronicles and even if i have zero interest in ANY part of the SW ...as a whole county of fake pity munchers or self pitying frauds is a fun little extra to ten otherwise far more real grown up adversaries
the last thing i want is for them to have some kind of genuine reason to have the whole of the nation pitying them for the badly built lazily reroofed fishermens huts becoming all roofless in a slight gale....
(ohh yes before they are all blown away the amount of tonnage of plastic those wee little heroic twee fishermen especially Priests Cove the ultra Home Counties getaway ...leave around coves for deacades as one can tell by the level of rotting.... all waiting lazily and no tourist ever dares say "havent you heard of the 1% of even an Abbo's brain, other side of ther world, now microplastics...i wonder where they originate.? hint hint" nope all they do is take pictures of the lovely artiness in the acedia everywhere not noticing the acedia
well i did do as my bookshop was called Acedia near 30 years ago....
There's nothing new in this land
Anyway where was i.... ?
In my own sweet smelling world - especially today, soon
inabit
(and she said " if it did blow away i wouldnt mind ..i would have centredness enough to accept it in my stride.." one of the many wise reasons for being lured here to the death ....of ALL but one good communicant.. good i near forgot!
yes now spoiler alert well not really....
as the final credits roll we are informed Mr and Mrs Ridd picked the wrong side longerterm.... being some king or other came along some decades on and overthrew the king or other he had been coerced into pretending to favour....
... but what do we know.... them Doones.... well obviously they, then ...were the baddies...morality is a very very simple matter even if in Gweek its not cool to allow anyone to use the word without screamin' at him he's a pathetic simpleton Yeoman... well at least i'm a MAN....
(the Green Party one heard today in crucial Scottish gerrymandering still dont believe even in the Supreme Court finding on that rather fundamental subject... bingo full house i am always right... nearly)
morality: Lorna was pretending interest at first... and then grew up and was a tad circumspect - like rather inquisitional, about his 'real' feelings, as was her right... and then fell in love... but the blokes back home wanted to keep her back home only for their own devious doings...i call that immoral is there any other word?
Anyway now not very spoilery but The Doones obviously are the baddies so in the enn fine Ridd boots em off out of his patch...
pacifistically which means as few as possible were bumped off out of his patch
It only just occurred to me what really...happened...
now any sane person knew that the fraud of Transition Town was a fraud a decade ago (full essay soon) .. but far more important that 'woke' is THE reason you have a boisterous Bannon Trump Nige all of em....
Even Agent Z ex of the most 'woke' universities in The Land said that rolling back against woke free speech supression etc is why she would vote Orange if in Orangeland and i was amazed... and had no opinion myself as i was on the side of even the obviously mad babe...
as it is time they had any old babe maybe that just may have allayed the 'woke' just a tad...?
But yes the performative projectile oversensitivity / fragility /vulnerability and caring about diversity which none of them are in real life as a sane person knew a decade ago as they are lethal...
All Southerners are only of sharp elbows thats the nature of things in a cramped place where posh bling or posh detox packs are all they care about deep down....so they get sharp wokey elbows ...
it was only ever a natural competitive battle for limited resources in a land which is bankrupt due each problem family costing millions.sometimes per years (for the reasons simonclayton2020.com was a leader in attempting to inform you but you werre always too thick and selfish to care so be it ergo.... the gravy train steals millions from you per child and thats sometimes even weekly or at least monthly)
but woke - gave you all your 'populists', especially their electoral small change the last few years ....so your time has come....
none of my business i knew exactly where the line was 30 years ago 40 really
Anyway so The Source is fascinating and truly helpful in understanding the 100% chimera that the more 'wholesome' seeming English middle class is..
But calling them Sourceresses or even Mister Sauce and his 75 grand master-of-the-universe gunmetal SUV bought wityh buddhist style mediation therapy down Totty way and making sure his victims darent speak out, too, about how truly dire his cult of bad personality guruing is as it never even protected him from a bit of a wobble when a bit of a bug came along...as he is so clever and keeps them thinking he may just have another next level of guru wisdom to sell as long as mummy will cash in a few more L'Oreals...
Anyway it requires explaining....and i like a simplest life especially when there is simply no shared lexicon any more as it is until i re3mind them " Reggie knew it all even then ...76.." they always agree and some even say " you speak so much more like a wiseish Jesus-like figure who cares to 'connect' PROPPER with all of us.... than anyone else [even a high religious babe on xmas eve using her socket, said just that as did her bodlang] .."
Anyway... knowing what i didn't know just how viscious and utyterly even more Gweek than Gweek (officialy " it is full of HATE" the only best mind i have met for years said..oops errata the Moldovan 6 mths ago was her equal i cannot lie) .The Source region is too much of a mouthful even if it did give you ....the next ww3 alert ...
all as fake as almost all 'woke' merely self interest mixed with the worst Lord Of The Fliesiness ever... pretending they can read when all they can digest is funsize bits of Eckheart and fatty Mcg...
Anyway yes what The Source really is....is not LornaDooneshire as she was pure and perfect and i am not a cunic and i know she still exists out there somewhere...
I was wrong its merely\.... Dooneshire...!! rahh rahh - history's most clear cut baddies!"
They came back and yes did overwhelm and pretty much every one here nowadays is exactly one of...them..
as... (genuine sadness) .. their streams and rivers do ..prove
