Saturday, 27 June 2026

Kindergarten...

 now all i care about and have proven, sneakily, is that 99% of British dont like kids which is why nobody looks at my kidvids

So many more uploaded as i wish to have a zero view Youtube but unlike Mister sad ridiculous drug dealer  Shantaram   who sums up unenlightened modern day fake 'bohemianism' or cowboyhatism, i would never say to anyone 'delete me'.


But education is tough  when a whole insipid 'tribe' of fakes comes even into MY former educational establishment - the actual wilds of The Borders up on The Black Mountains, and would think and sometimes even say that one is a baddie not 'protecting' one's three year old from seeing her growing zoo, only for her, then of loadsa bunnies...real cute little bundles of fluff, one day brutally massacred by a wandering stoat DESPITE our best efforts to stockade..


 


Which, although proper real pacifist (last audio on substack you all too lazy to listen to)  and 100%  bunny lover ...

Is a REAL lesson of real education.

"we better try even harder next time to make the large cage  - [which also served as lawnmower as if you have a chickenwire base and move it every few days then they munch away and you get your silly lawn  British landlords unlike European ones insist is 'maintained' just right, lawnmowed for free AND by a GREEN method...] stoatproof... i guess we have learned we aren't as perfect as we thought we were.... ohh well...and what a waste the little uns arent even large enough to   skin and  put on a cocktail stick in the oven... but it was OUR fault oops MY fault.... "

" no dad i was helping so metoo.."

" well ok yes if you insist [white lies being education too]..."


Now what i know is if one recanted that tale to a social worker 4 or 5 years later applying to foster a spare, in YUK they actually write you a letter saying " the upbringing you could provide...wild unpolluted rivers to learn to swim in properly.... ...many animals..is TOO perfect for a child we 'look after'...  it would be TOO emotionally risky for a child from a bit of a wonky past to be transplanted into your obvious happy successful nature rich present as they arent USED to such happy vibes and real outdoor education.... so we decline your application to be a foster.."


sic vomit reality thats what lanyardists were even in 2005...

what a shame i didnt have my dirty little habit of protective recording, then...