Tuesday, 14 July 2026

Fridgeism

Now being a fridgeist saves money and more importantly the annoying hum at dawn if one values ones dawns to be pure...and silent

And as someone who would NEVER even dream of one in a van (RUN lass make those curtains and escape..)  nor a house ....

it's astonishing how you actually forget you ever had one or may have needed one..


But thats too radical self-love for the fancy flouncy 'psycho" therapist-culture of the SW that practices here..(but dont tell their so so many 'friends' who get mates rates as long as they never mention no mating here too messy and it interferes with the performative solitude.... )   before they go and dig their talons in back in 'town' .... on the pop stars bankers and their dogstoo...

having of course spent all their life here errata in The MArches  preaching that the root of all worries well its chasing after Mammon except they can't even manage that such ineffecualates eatin nothin but even my Queen Imoan's one good original thought....


Anyway how worthy never needing a fridge but the one that really is the big one is i have the same sized waist as i had 14.. 16... 26...and always.... and only landlope 50km a week on average and take loads of time to stop and have a siesta en route and would even natter to passing walkers if there...were any


Now the last few months there is a sort of interesting rabbit in the headlights only the OLD bags dare just occasionally mutter..as per thistermorn

" fuck me... 1930s even if i wasnt quite born yet.... [ " no please at least manage one fact... UK pays higher interest rate than Greece on the international bond market.....which also matters as even say France borrows far more of its national debt from NATIONAL banks...whereas UK the source is mainly foreign dosh no matter what the swivel-eyes may say... and the foreign shylocks as sure as ferrits are fuzzies arent going to be quite as amenable to say perhaps a  pretty pleaswe, mortgage holiday in the sun...or even a MAcronian NON!..its not hard you were a boss of graduate education for gods sake" ] .... "

Merely on the sudden eco-HALT - hardly any tourists oops errata vistors and adventurers... and explorers...


Anyway being fairly slim does NOT come from diet...at all... even if mine is pretty samey for 40 years ...

Slimness as i well know over several periods of 'giving it softly, to the man..' comes from taking part - NOT in some cakefest of standard 'volunteering' but from sometimes doing small causes that are a tad risky such as even if absolutely THE end..

And i am happy for her reply...

communicating with a council official who one thought REALLY really was 'one of ..us' 

So i shall now send her the true full version in a poem...for her only... in case she was worth caring about...

The brain uses 40% of your calories they say..

And that is scientifically proven by McGilchrest's blubber...  forever thusterating just how little unbrain power he used to rip everyone of for the hundred quid book never mind the 'left brain' right... yet ANOTHER excuse for doing nothing and drinkin' yourself to death like his Guran contemporary Alan De Nottin Ill tarts whom fled to him like as if ...well only cos Terry reid told em to fuck off and get a soul like Linda....

whom... the thickest ever so called musician has only just 'dicovered'..


Anyway if Fatty Mcg had actually tried to save the badger set next door .. the Laird a lookin askance at it in such a way Fatty MC waddles back home to write about how more would be so like him if they used the other side of their brainless voids...

He would be thin... cos its the endless figurimg who may or may not be ones ally that can be simplified into nobody in Fatty McG..illLands..

and why bother that keeps you thin as at times i eat ten rustled cows a week and if on previous last time manoevres cant even keep my normal weight on..

or even writing slightly cheeky seditious plan simple truths...

keeps you on your toes..

and there one uses SO much energy as that takes actual brain power figuring the balance one step wrong and you break a real ankle


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