" well bollocks to the amatuer and his twenty year quest to get back to ....Persephone is it...?well one day i shall put him to shame as indede an insincere loser....
" But a real one - pukka oddessay...it needs to have at least duel purpose, i mean what if penelope can never be ever even.... dragged to Lrna's alater in a halter all i have thought of for three and a half years..."
" if you mention HER one more time i will sack you.... you got OCD compusive real babe disorder, you have in fact there's bound to be a lanyardist conning the state they actually 'work' in a loony bin round here i shall find one and get yes i know that aphorism to, the yellow van round to collect you..."
"Memsaab...I'm just telling you my stories to entertain you your so boring yourself every nag and attempt to control the houseboy is so so dull...you think you're better than the rest well yes, but the whole point if the houseboy knows HIS job doesn't need his time of day passed by your ignorant opinion...he wishes to LEARN more interesting things he doesn't yet understand like will a non English babe ever change her mind...? we know abou the mad ones who you sometimes have had to bear too... who cannot. a pure sign of personality disorder..."
" anyway sorry I'm one ahead of you in the canniness steaks.... even if i only just realised... my Odd one is to die doing that purpose...
"but that's dull and may not work so ...a second duel purpose.... to avenge her or at least her children.... as i do believe the Ridd family were eventually the losers - warfare wise even if John for sure would never hurt a fly to quite the fine Croatian my ACTUAL fakebook friend just for her name ...Slavenka is sex on legs and i only ever had 60 maximum Fakebooks be-fake-friended so don't fuckin mess with me she was witness at the HAgue and made such beautiful philodsophy from it..I'll set her on y6ou if you aint careful...
" yes.... so my new boss.... literally just started even if not much work really but....one thing for sure, there is only one place worse than Dooneshire even if i am now a fully part time paid up member of the Dooneshire yeomanry...
" i even heard it on the wireless this morning...PAstyshire so so 'deprived' poor little thing...
" not only do they have the highest per capita motor ownership... huge drug bills ... every single one an utter con artist and they even conned Her Penelopeship.. her ship would be in a nice 'community' there....
" i have so much dirt on them.... its quite amusing Andy PAndy thinks they will share a mayor...
"well.... i wonder is there some way to get the Dooneshire yeomen theyre REAL men as long as they have more than a few hundred measely hobbyist acres...
" to invade and conquer the world expert moaners down in the toe 'n heel...
" that would at least make up for Lorna's gang eventually losing their lands to the nasty South Esaterners...
" avenge her... after all the damn woman in winter 76 went and imprinted herself so starkly on my poor impoverished brain ive always sought her... or at least a fair facsimile but no blondes even real ones.... "
