" or consort ... you're no con artist..
" lucky girl your Missus ..
" you the only one dare make even a joke about her sanctification..... why on earth arent you real Queen in charge ....?!
" me and the very sweet obviously placid girlnextdoor sidecick down at the quite obvious lesbian honeymoon destination thistime lasteryear
" so politely just in conversation with a woman at the ultimate romantic lezzie lookout over towards sanity acrosse La Manche ..sat on her bench.... . an obvious wicker basketine tie dye who had done all the facile titillating DeBottine work she jut smelt of it. .. likely with antique 2cv up the road... .
" . i mentioned very smilingly ...just in polite conversation...the frequency of lovely birds as smiley as you i would see a year here hand in hand even if no bees left due their products or other miscellaneous HRTs in the sewerage..likely fattypills too......or whatever .. which i wouldnt dare to even mention i am so polite twas just a nice day passing wistful chat friendly .... and she bit my head off ' YOU ARE A NASTY SEPARATIST......" ... which i loved as symbolic product of all of their this century's toxic sludge of they know they are just superior cos they have a Tolle in their basket or whatever else false bullshit goes hand in hand with all the rest of it....
" why...i am serious.... why arent you propper top doggin Quen ?!? whomsoever you may get in the back of that big van o yours you are simply the best skinny tanned gorgeous freely speechifyin bird of them ALL... i wouldnt be so nasty about hammerhead fish in the polluted sea i wouldnt even wish conman Nige a case of benign herpes from his fine German wife's fine real woman youth.... [ they dont tell u about the real nighttime habits of fine Germania] ... you have a RESPONSIBILITY ... to have become at least Ministress for something.... ok not children as youre too custardy to have any, but otherwise you are the supreme one even tougher nut than Malala my heroine with her ' Oi Taliban you losers you failed ..i still got most my brain left and one good eye .. ' ... "
"because my man i could only be supreme dictator ... maybe a little benign .... but you think i can put up with one more word of their wank...!"
" you trying to drive me beserk in this gorgeous heat, which drives any real country man to thoughts of only one thing.... mention of how you spend your evenings . ... but if ever anyone should be her Benign dickship.... i just met her...
look how small mine is next to yours ..... far more intimate than your bigjob ... mine had no way of escaping or hiding anything of her.... the ultimate anti seperatism device.... even if it failed"
real conversation i dont lie
and joke on me, literally in the one place youre not allowed to make a joke about ...
( even if the frequency of alcoholic chaps are no joke...so so many of themtoo)
