I wouldn't deny even him his fake accent after all its part of the p[itch, selling nothing.

 

 (SUPERB book to showcase soon, visible in the poshest of bookshops,  that is inadequate ...even if he got in a YEAR before me )

 i must have surely i try to share asll failure and disaster even if everything is for an unknowable reason there being no such thing as their lazy 'fate'. Loe Bar  film of handwalking turning into legpulling

painfully. Maybe i did i cant trawl back 3 years of performative anti-Marina making a point! as she has no point worth making.... except 'don't i look so much younger in such thick red lippy', and she can't even get that artlessness right

" i was going to... been in London three years....but now i understand why i must.."

At least she listened a bit later, and seemed to listen...

"in THE Great walking book Lucas's Uttermost.... no agenda just living among the Injuns...as the only whitey for half a continent... cold and Andean he would go on long life and death marches with them the vegans would have a problem with even if much of their diet was foraged real mushrooms that didnt make you chuck em up and thus waste life-and-death calories... he realised them dumb injuns with their moccasins were right... far better to grip the rocks like goats and furthermore his big walking boots got wet and took weeks to dry or if by a fire started to crack and die...

so he chucked away his silly boots and went native..."
of course you don't dare add ion the next chapter in the most humourless dump ive ever known

"and the injuns had a fine habit of the older slightly past-their-sellby-date ones if they had lost their man in some landslide or very occasional bit of argy bargy they would adopt a youngun... show him the ropes....  being they were 'experienced' at certain pleasures they never needed ropes to get their kicks like the mad English or Yanks....

"just ole fashioned experience... and when she was rather worn out by the youngun the DEAL was he would go off and find himself another youngun... but he would pay her back over time by doing her spud garden for her and they always kept to the bargain....

"worked the other way around too but we're not allowed to say that of course, and   Marti[cute]n Prechtel  misses that bit out i would bet..."