"so... is she number four...?. I mean it's obvious she's had to duel her elders for every bit o' attention.... and ferk me....... she does it the AUFENTIC way... five year olds oops sorry lass... nearly six.... don't meet eye to eye,
quite so flirtily ...
old buggers like me
just the other side of the perfect waters
that don't separate youze lot from me.... "
"no number three...
" but as you can see ...i mean little miss bossy boots, we even had to lug her scooter over half the bleedin' moors..."
" MOTORBIKE mummy! "
" as you can see...and hear..."
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chapter 3
" .. hey .... there's no signal here .....we're in a nullspot look all around and if you see the hillbrowlines all around you'll have to go up there to get a whisper of it...
" nahh it dont matter i was just using mum's phone to call my phone, ive lost it..."
" ahhahhh young man well that's perraps a good lesson in you can't rely on these things always as we were just talkin' 'bout...and that silly government alert that awoke the sheep dozing outside your tents "
