Monday, 24 August 2026

My guss dotcom is now protected ( And his daughter's scalp ain't )

 " Peter [yet another gibber or rather illusionista even OFFerin a false fake bridge to people please, his fourty year schoolboy chum, may as well be applyin' sulphurios acid to said bum ]...i don't really get you.....you're worldly in your  big, noisy, job ...



"we were above it all as shoolboys roamin' the hills...  just about all we had in our heads was matin'...with you know whom....

" but now you've your own lass, twenty two ... off on her holls with backpack and her adulthood...

" Away from Jezza-lands, learn how to be her own one-babe-band...... well  you may indeed have your unundestandable little anti-immo  buzzy bee in your bonnet..

" its not like most of the refuellers you may have to pass the time with for many an hour 

"aren't be-turbanned or   into some bonkers stoneage variant of Aller...

" and you can trust them generally to do a good job...

"and they don't want to interfada you or stick your lasses hand on the redhot hob...

" just for going to have a look at their homelands,  and in her ears some splendid noisy bands...

" but if she gets for example down to Portugal.... merely as parable

" Jezzaness is simple .... your one beloved flesh and blood, making out with some joão,  or as i had hoped for mineself, Muzz Pinto, my  all-too-brief Portuguese fiancée... 

"cut down dead by cancerous  hep c...

"just from a few weeks of being a pretend teen junky

" anyway your lass all parents know its only ever about tomorrow

"the past is a foreign load of sorrow

"Jezza deracinatin' 

"this silly insignificant little so called nation

"of big jobs.... your lass just living HER life down on a Portuguese beach.... 

"some nutcase up here decides to  sell scalps to some other country, so Moscow's now in their reach

 retaliation will be against this insignificant little discombobulation,

of a people that never got it, if the big job ever kicks off.

No Kremlin wonk will have scoured their maps

for targets down into that Mediterranean, retaliation

  always against the 'threat' ... 

or those whom   aid and abet the tooling up, 

of some mad comedian lost in the forever ramp, concatenation

.... as in ten years time i shall hear once again from the lips of an actually nuclear tongue-tipped  REAL one.... ...

woman, sometimes knows, cut their balls off at source

or at the very least don't let them roll down towards

 where our kids have indeed run away to sane sensible no bigjobs sanctuary"