Monday, 24 August 2026

Now... i am loyal, very.

 And give me a good girly tune, I'd never heard of before



even oif Sandy got there first with her " your fickle friends "

line, summed up a whole dull lifetime that as sure as ferrits are ferrits

(I TOLD HER THE STORY YESTERS.... " and three years he had ignored us rudely,  bleedin Northern moleskin cap  and perfrormative sideboards, prejudice

[even if i missed out the best line about mainlining pork pies]

bleedin ignorin my lass as if she was made of only Southern slippery ice

as we drove up it really was THE END TIMES,  as if me with my unregulation hair crawling  with head lice

'dad... i just looked it up god it's Richard,  that one judge who never even meets us  eyes to eyes...

walks away in a huff,  soon as he sees our offerin' ....  no  rosette for me today... 

uhhhuhhh dad why did we even get out of BED!

 won't even get underclass good try well done pet ...come back into the big peeps ring when you're adult and we shall see...'

" and i tell you...afterwards,  with best in show AND best nipper class, that's 'THE double' in ferrit world, no more no less,

Chatsworth House, thousands of wobbly ferret types all a fluster 

at the great annual fuzzie muster

who will be crowned above them all?

it may say all comers but you have to battle for some years at least to be accepted as equal, quality, especially if you're south of their Humber

really just a number

"but afterwards i mustered all our courage

and wandered up to our crowning judge 

never before even an ehh up lass...

' so ehh....richard... how come... prey tell.... top of the fuzzy pops, not mere  top of class...?'

'lass.... simple.... i only ever seen one other ferrit like that in mee 'ole moleskin  and cloth cap clad, real man of the ferrit, whole damn..life

  " the day i hope she learned, doesnt matter what the peeps are like

" their manner..... a good country man will judge you only on, whether you when all's said or in case never said, and what's done....

" she was judged to have  born 'n bred the very  best 'un..."



Anyway that's a private Utter joyfulness impossible to have imagined.

But loyalty means no matter what, i know what the journey was...

all that wanderin' round the Roseland.


And i keep on  keepin' on and have rather a lot of late

with which with,  no matter what, just maybe educate.


and a whole damn day best ever of them all.  In the can even if nearly death by one.

Which may cause a nation addicted to psychodrama and hysteria

to come back later and listen in, to a real journey,  into cliff edge criteria. 

Or is it criterion? 

Bloody impossible language never mind when one has the whole newspeak  as case study in one...

poor thing i really wished to have augured into something good for her

But then there's language, and doing.....and one for certain "never"