(having flaneured around the rural byways of Dooneshire and realised they are all constantly, being middle class, on their phones boasting out loud about their latest scheme.... errata scam..)
" TAKE A LETTER TO HARVEY......! ' HArvey.....we can save you..... we shall not even seek a patent, because you represent, indeed personify, true history ....
" so ICE are bringing out electric shock gloves to wo/man handle the mistaken, who illegally immoed into Youessay..... i think it said 300 volts though i have never understood leccy, fully.... so dont know if thats a gentle pat on the elbow or a full frontal death jab in the crotch....
" If Harvey merged with ICE and inherited that patent.... and got the electric fingers into a new never before imagined. gusset..... i dont know if the battery will fit into those silly little handbags they poseur about with...
" but look ....as every time i turn on my wireless i am now hearing ' twas a TRULY religious experience .'..in VERY VERY well its like a competition to sound THE most gushing..... even as a failed so called eclipse that wasnt even a fulljob... just a shabby fake ..... which clearly indicates Nostrodamus is very much in Vogue...
" indeed get on to themtoo!.... they likely gush at even a fake handbag these days....
" The patent Harvey Nicks prickly guss.... hmm not quite right... electroguss... hmmm not quite there yet....
"electro...cute, guss.... wow i like that..... because they all just want to sound cute.... despite being too terrified to use their guss for what God invented the fine ;little slither of cloth, for....
" save them! so as to prove i have no hard feelings, no axe to grind them whom drew off all the fine once country babes from Horrofordshire, so as to live within a bus ride to their temple of what they think they needed....
" anyway........i know where the ONE truest Greatest Beauty is ....who aint goin' nowehere..... "
meanwhile what a fabulous day on the job yesters...
REAL hard labour, in the midday sun, no hat... minimal watering... there did come a point however i cannot lie, even to show off, where i had a certain scene on rerun in my cool head
* because to spite my 2000 page impressions a day ..often many more, if your eyes didnt burn out, you couldnt imagine how full of funny little weird impossibilities my life is despite you, being too mean to sub it, a bit...
