Wednesday, 19 August 2026

Now....all that really matters is the live, in person, version

 And in the last 'place' to quote Mister Andy Pandering to the press,

(at last a tad of real journalism " ehhh...well he had these big press conferences kissing tramps... but a few years on there were just as many on them streets and just as many pot holes) one ever expected, to meet and groom the only one who spits so elegantly

I know she at least will have done what she's been told  


" слушать учителя....!" 
why does it have it in our letterin' too? sadly there wasn't the other lifetime to ...well as she said quite rightly, " i left on the nana boat before developing adult understanding of my birth lingo and am opressed cos even thirty years here isn't enough to be utterly Queen,  innit ..."  slushat' uchitelya

Anyway the EFFORT to even get some Cyril in here without ferkin up the formatting of everything as for some years they don't like you copy/pasting from one page of gobbledygook to another, this...

and it SO screws with the layout

And to reprise even if not enough battery as there's a crisis ongoing that i never have as you just have to "RISE ABOVE IT ALL... " as the very sane one said, a week back gosh time flies..

Anyway that little photo " tell me the stories of simplifying.." 

And it all started with two images in fact, firstly the first one who said that  sixteen and a half years ago, and being a so called 'writer' from a  certain 'place' (i understood I'm not 'judgey' but there are side-effects to a hellish childhood, that can ripple all her life, nobody else's fault, but you get caught in her ricochet  and of course 'authority' merely smiles at the extra business they get from, playing that side of the fence )  was merely prostitutin' the trend...


The trend became for many of them to speak of " simplify" at around the turn of that decade, but they never could it was just a  fantasy 

some of them had having seen tv programs about it i guess i wouldnt know as i knew what's good for a child 25 ago - chuck it out, or give it to someone from the lands where it was compulsory


But its at times like this of late the TRUE meaning of 'simplify' comes into play

from dawn every day.

And all i care about is the VERY rare product that does what it says on the tin, or her stated ingredients arent fake plastic infused..

THE number one methodolism 

of getting Mickeysoft the ferk out of your system

 (apart from anything else it eats battery)

Jarte plus super simple notepad, for free

does indeed do what it says on the tin, except it doesn't speak Ruskie so copy paste off some webpage

especially so called AI ... 

into jarte... removes all formatting if i can be bothered

then paste into here...

In her lingo has to have two extra steps, into gmail first which doesn't discriminate

keeps the lettering  but seems to lessen the innate formatting i hate 

so as to keep it as Utterly simple day after day

No quirky little bells and whistles,

just wordplay

which of course doesn't ever work, not even on her, Mrs or is it Mizz...

Bed 'o nails.... about whom they take the  nastiest piss! 

And obviously

 no way i can be guilty

 of anything but purity


Well even an English reader of ok Follett books cannot ever any more  read between the lines.

Even rather funny fruity ones. 

as i know she just needs a laugh...

and thats just THIS 'working week'.


Righty ho the other image...

oops i havent attended to all that matters on this page 

" love...I am of absolutely no interest [she seems to unnarcissisticaly intuit

and takes my words on face value, done and dusted]..ONLY you are of any interest... and may matter some day...."

"...СЕЙЧАС...!" 

I'm not that nasty as a Portuguese jack-booted used to appear for effect...

even if you have to do some work to follow this which is all very simple really..


" this is in fact your first lesson i was awry starting at Reggie.... if you wish to understand

your adopted land"


 and about the only classical music that ever had any real feeling 
rather than faked for the crowd or king 

And i know she will have done EXACTLY what she was told.

Despite being the most informatively 

vicious hissy, fitting of course the stereotypical mould 

("and in the glorious year of our Lord twenny twenny vision...all so lovely and clear they had gone nuts due grief - losing their bourgeois jobs tvs car payments and status as a nation of shopkeepers....so just in GRIEF and one cannot reason with 'folks' in grief stupid Brett and Heather too stupid to even have figured still moaning about whatisface their chief medic...  and 'conspiracy' and all that silly billy bullshit....

".... i met Mister Anderson's wonderful former chief bumboy buddie obviously performing any-chappie--for-rent?

 in his solo existent

ial angst 

..  coproducer, on a Presteigne streetcorner he was so lonely as an old man and cos of the heavens on side we stopped and nattered in that glorious sunshine thentoo...

"and he told me ' Linds always used to say to me in our heyday years in the sunshine...  the key to life is stickin one up the bum of the establishment....

  but with a CLEAN fingernail'........

and he did a LOVELY performance into my camera ..

his smile was historical....

[breaching my government mandated personal space

bubble of two metres... so beautifully, real humanely]

went with his costume rather quizzical.

The only REAL smile ever seen on a Britolite's face ") 

To be cont.