There you go you do forget your 'story' or just simplest Trip Advisories...
This endless ashramian eyes thing
i know who's puppet on a string
not me
Most of life, meandering ideally very quiet lanes.
The key to walking is park up somewhere (safe which is hard in Swestershire as even Poshville has endless "pikeys" scaling their garden fences
for whatever they can pinch for drug cash or fence
And i really do decry every day how horrid it is to be in such a place
But exiting a motor fairly safely parked, some small lil' town caing the joint
least likely spot to have a brick in the glass and your stuff nicked for loot
The key to walking is making sure one parks up in a place where very soon after exit there's nothing much human
going almost entirely into the humanfree landlopeing zone
My very most enjoyed activity
Knowing the byeways with very least passing traffic, ideally
(thats two an hour, at most three)
But of course one sometimes must traverse via one or other a bit worse
maybe one vehicle every few minutes
BUt a whole life of knowing exactly how sane countrymen behave
narrow lanes (you hear them from at least a few hundred metres no need to panic
anyway the walker has right of way, and you march on until theres a space between nettles to nestle)
BUT..of all rural highway codes of sanity, honour, decency. or legality
there is one time immemorial genuine danger
a vehicle, towing almost any kind of trailer
the walker squashed into the hedge so as to let them pass freely
but will obviously as s/he sees their rear end come into the peripheral
vision, relax, danger squeezed by, coast clear for all
NOT know that the 'TRUCK' is towing a trailer, almost always a foot wider
that might slowly creep by a split or even full second after
and unless walker knows it is coming, maybe impossible if into the hedge looking
mangle them so bad they end up in a hearse!
Now... every single other place i have ever wandered, every single farmer or whatever reason to be yankin some trailer up into them hills via the narrowest of byeways
know the above. Is born with it in them: if pulling trailer, you'll have to take double extra health and safety thoughtful care and paid attention
or you'll be looking at a license suspension
never mind ... bugger up reputation...
Except this whole county.
Even worse than that of the Pasty!
I bet you it has some kind of anthropological psychogeographical cause and effect being too close to Toty...
But no historian will ever know
the 100% propogandised bad travel writing, false heritage, show...
doesn't let real people real lives even be known .... and try speaking of just child-lethal traffic, it's as if you're trying to steal their succulent, overpriced doggie's, bone
That's a point she was going to be top of my re'connect' list today
and she phoned first.....
