The psychology of simplest living, via my stories of many years truly simplest living. Real ones - not earnest or pious.
Ten years a landloper. Time to tell those tales, too.
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The Bridge Across [innix] two cross ones, on opposite asides of the divide that separates....
now.... all i know is that as written up in the very first fast-o-draft of what all your kids will waste their cash, errata your cash on
(SHE SAID IT AT LAST! - my truly enjoyed mountain babe " and as for that woman at the hall...." - that powers Toty town of no toty theyre all so absorbed in trying to think of the next twinning with some spirit that doesnt exist- i met the woman who made the very first sign 'twinned with Narnia' hahh hahhh...he is part of my maniacal better than Candide bummin' around KNOWING that its not possible in this dimension or any other that i may ever meet anyone wisdom inculcatin', and she told me that the gypsy wagons she also paints are painted in gold leaf, on DRUG MONEY as even the top gyppo men are lost to that default position...)
yes https://www.ralphschism.com/p/mental-elf-roundup.html is far better than anyone may assume as anyway it was sent in to agent Z's ghosting operation first .... but every encounter only confirms that all the so called 'practitioners' or facile tittilators are on the biggest grift in history and are after YOUR money too when your kids are so warped and transmoggyfied theytoo will need their 'therapy' for decades...
now.... there's TOO much to share n do....
as now officially this one exceeded the last one... fifty years ago
As Stevie was there. likely passively agressively feelin' fucked off
" whats this Limey bi*ch doin' introducin me as if I'm some lil' flower faeirie..... ferkerr i gonna invent punk before them useless to-be-fat limeys get onnit..."
and thus also predicting just how the whole noncery with their "DM me for change" arrived and landslid all humanity from the whole pestilent peninsula (NOW truly protected as the mountain babe has power... and summoned me a black opentop chariot now i come to think of it
" ehh up duck....well the actual reason i shall take you up on your kerbcrawlin pickup is that my own family she was destroyed by this historical criminal, as sure as ferrits are ferrits they should pull in himtoo.... once drug dealin' Guinea fucker who was too cowardly to seed his own so nicked mine..... and paraded her on his vile small-dick fakebook the proof being that all men with neddley ones need to be seen with a big fat cigar as penile replacement therapy in their gob...and in the eighties the smug git all he could do was also extend his lack of a dick via buzzin around belgravia in one of these and my ohh my didn't we all know every time he opened his gob just how stylish he was in his silly bug...."
Anyway one should never use nasty words like Guinea unless what you really mean is that the slithery little thing slithered his way into every rich Englishman's wallet after their guineas and didn't care if one of his very very E*steininian adjacent buddies bragged of his ability to get cheap rate drugged out sloanes as rich git's party poppers...or pop tarts
And any sane man would do ANYthing to keep his daughter away from such a vile creep...
Anyway, REAl non existent 'trauma' is when for days one wishes to merely share the fact that one is only powered by girly songs... but of course most of them are fake ... so it's WHICH girly songs that matters.
LAter... but when you last knew of a lass she was wantin' to go for her Himalayan backpackery... and one wonders just for a minute at sunrise ..." ... well for all i know.... this may have been her summer to try it - the big trek, again her last attempt 2020 being blocked by travel issues.."
And second thought: those vile fraudulent marketeers of Tibetan adjacent materials defrauding even the big 'festival' crowds.... and all that, never mind a cheery Chinese teacher who doesn't even know the Wigans exist...
The biggie always was how the Tibet takeover by the great tyrants was hardly ever even mentioned by the English vendresses of silly ethnic dresses and fancy pants, so much for democracy
Anyway now if this bridge works.... can be carried through, unlike the fake Totygirl bridges...
To have two (only women have the VOICE!) on the exact opposite sides of that seperatory issue merge into one book really would be in fact is utter genius!
Now.... all i care about is in fact what a perfect one - never mind summer, but three year meander,
that morally and spiritually and even aesthetically ended in the perfect place actually speaking WITH two perfect ones..
Austrian, " ehh up lassies right this Vudu whats it for? clue, no one knows...lets move on.... ohh Austrians.... well no one will have told you but . ahahh... you are of the greatest of all Euro-peeps as your Thommie Bernhard really did climb the mountain just a tad higher than their next door Hesse, Mann, even Goethe.... and the truly awful showoff-book recommendation collection sites have gradually the last decade slowly reticently but surely started to recognise even in this world of Anglospheric bimbos who rule it.... ' this one ..Extinction...is the crazy gonzo, word-torturing headfuck of a true masterpiece that in fact does deserve that adjective that nobody really knew of..'.... stupid British so called academe won't teach as it parodies them....
Now if only it had been on a double red alert swelterrer.. rather than a mere amber that had scarred off everyone else.. but them. Us... bonded upon the Mts...
Able to laugh at their own pimpin' Vudu too
Which of course is the basis of a truly lovely long chat sat IN the river nearby...
i shall come back to as it is and was the cure to all their mental back alleys the others monetise - stuck peddlin on the eternal exercise bike, outside their place, in a cul-de-sac of course means they keep coming back and knockin at the door of what the cause is - the worst 'therapeutic' paradigm unimaginable you couldnt make it up...
As especially a year in Dooneshire the caitol of it, proves. It doesn't 'work'.
Anyway three years almost exclusively chatting with - as one doesn't chat 'up' fellow human walkers on hill or even the embezzled Path.... almost all female and European, and all knowing that the honour code of the walker is to always be 100% open honest and decent and caring....and attempt to outdo those limited krauts on better hillocktop philosophy...as one meanders, (British don't know this any more as their computer on their wrist just tells them to use it to masturbate ...which is what neurotic obsession of only being obsessively concerned with where one has 'got' to, or might get 'to' via their inbuilt tracker, is... even if i know many null-signal spots where it wont work, they still can't stop looking at it when told 'null spot no signal it wont work..' The English (most specifically rather than Welsh who never walk, i know i lived right on that border 25+ years and even 15 wrong side of it , which means one wasn't actually 'alive' - being, no fellow hillwalkers, so the living weren't, and as for the other lot, too cold) always know better....
so yes three years of fabulous European encounters (And one Brit i guess sadly lost via NZ...)
Not all are 100% perfect...
Yesterthree... Krauts.... a long chat right up top.
" so come on what's it FOR..... you say it 'is', but why....?
" or whats the schema..... can you even say it is for some benefit to humanity or maybe not so...? ..."
no coherent answer. of course.... except " we were brought up without a tv..." which is wonderful "how wonderful...!" except every other Kraut i have met i start with Monty Python the perfect icebreaker immediately they laugh
But then the answer was overheard.... of course, even in their seventy years this curious threesome of almost Anastasias, even if The Ruskies only invented her late 80s to attempt to have their share of the con
I know io caught a word.... no need to translate... " yahh yahh zeitgeist doppleganger blahh blahh.... Steiner..." whom in my HO was almost as dangerous longterm as some other notorious Jenny Cideres... the way he utterly gutted his so called folowers of every single thing real and now... by his Buddhist adjacent excuse for doing nothing NOW to protect her hills...
"It'll get sorted out by the next guy, in his next life.."
Anyway ive no idea why the BBC get the wrong song that sums up fifty awful years in between, the longer i philosophise and the more i re-merge with Europe in spirit ... even if doubt i shall ever afford a passport renewal, yes the anglosphere is was and always was the problem....
Cecile Le Gal, gave me Extinction twenty one years ago and she was a ranty uneducated Gaul with a drug habit.. but still had a superb brain and gave me best ever booklist ever
booklists being ABOVE anglospheric 'feeling' that then became their anglospheric wussy-woke which is only getting worse. European women don't fear or wish to judge ANYone... ever....i must have liaised with several hundred by now the lasten three years, deeply. And all i test for their booklist FIRST before interrogation. (and all are chronicled in recordings as proof - the only book i really want to finish, as it's exactly the opposite of everything every English writes... the point, everything they have has only caused this..which every single one hates - as one can see by body language and hissy levels. ..never mind fear 'n bitchiness... except a very very rare hillocktop born 'n bred...)
And as for Jenny Cidered Gaza
(even the evil beeb this summer did on change-it's--sick-mind sunday midsummer i have recorded, did allow) or ....
that's a point i bet it's the fat fucker delayin' the entry of Serbia
too thick to understand: when a British academic rightly states,
ehh Croatia did one FIRST a, by Intl ooman Lore qualifyin' bit 'o Jenny
Serbia were just copying their bad example" it does stand for Something i mean even if Kings College still deny
the Supreme Court is right a boy is a boy
- and want to mad-Frankie scientist, experiment on makin' em have the choice of pills to become girly
FACT not silly twitter nonsensical twatteration)
I bet even the Big O had a copy of their Rumours...
and half of it is all about, his blocking the fine actual peacemakers (historical fact - real history, longerterm, Serbians famous for) of those Slavic lands
and is still stuck in silly immature angst, " ferkin limeys...always showin us up with their superiority and fey ferkin subtler golf swing...... our bird was better but she their limey arf..... got the big grand finale....i will one day take revenge! ,,now whom can we use.. ahhahh their silly rock against racism and all that lot well they think theyve succeeded ehh....one day i will show em so who are they rocking for next...oh whats all those little green white and black stripey flags they wave...."
when of course their lass was just as good.... and both tragically childless so with nuthin better to do that row with their ex's...
anyway....all i know few folk 'passing' of any persuasion never mind political position, make me almost shed a tear...
two 'gay icons' in one day, hey...
one a true real genius of actual genoisity even if he failed to convert one lil' bone in my red blooded body sat in about row ten....
watchin' im in the flesh....
And the other....a genetically created, first sheep in town, pastiche....
never mind true art greater than any mere Croaty Serb could ever imagine.... about how to be TRULY superior over the whole nation of Gaza nibblin' needle dix....