Tuesday, 25 August 2026

The dog died of bein' too clean,too....

 Now what is astonishing is always the what NOT

what one hardly ever sees, as DSM worthy observerant, never mind having a touch of epicitis in a never ending flâneur fun time

i must stop, (epicing -  its just faster to unthink and write at the same time in awful verse)  I'm not copyin' unoriginal Voltaire 

no leccy power to copy anyone ever, mere wafting in funtime chronicles  - my goldmine,

i don't need (the data, really) as it all stays in mind

SO.. as they invaded of course they preach 'dance' which is the most artless form of anything ever, just practice

And i like being Bojangles many a morn, no malice

as someone has to merely relate what no artist ever bothers to even paint

Or you get, errata already are, just like China, never mind import their teachers into secondary school, who dont even know the word Wigan..

I bet that Lisa one from the other wigan is minister of it or something similar

About seven million people sent to concentration camp

 to be Big Brothered into a damp

squid, of their former selves, or else!

and a so called educated educator doesn't even know that  - that her same passported, people exists.


Is dystopia ... but that's a cliched easy target, what i love is the exact same dystopias locally born 'n bred..

such as Primrose Al's overpriced bread

or far far more damaging ... 

the language used to cause princessitis, which is a REAL thing

and sex equality does indeed demand  himtoo..

a range of them were tolerated, too,  from about the same time..

in fact form a line! gee whizz

BACK TO THE THREE TREES soon.... as thats when it was all a-buzz

two men back to back, full of  anger and fizziness

buzzin madly to impress..


when a simple man knows that you dont need and stupid safety 'gear'

i chainsaw in plimsoles year after year...

and half naked if the sun is here

BUT.....you notice every smallest twig and branch

(for several metres around ones headphoned presence

only reason, have some ok music on to deaden

the boredom of one must always buzz alone)

that may twang and thus  tickle one off balance

which would just possibly cause a foot to be buzzed off

no ironcapped bootee

or fancy pants could ever save one from the infirmary...

the firmly placed perfect dance each footfall second sighted five minutes in advance

how you save yourself a bloody end to that particular dance


but no... two princesses invade

(photographed way back even then)

tree grab (fallen bigjob the peasants allowed to forrage) yes a bit of haste to get ones portion

but to see two grown men - both middle aged, both not exactly drug free

 at performative jousting via mine can cut through your branch quicker than you can, so don't you be

where i'm now buzzin, but never liaised or communicated

was the day that mass formation princessitis was logged

in my fine chronicle of why, your whole society did die

and that was merely twelve years ago

what came next was better than shitfilm FArgo

  


ahh yes in uktra speedy making it up unplanned on the hoof i doth forget


So THE SCIENCE crystal clear no nuance no need for any footnotes was 100% clear as day a decade back..


" LET YOUR NIPPERS EAT DIRT at least the first few years of their time on your American influenced OCD dirt neurosis no nitty gritty dirt allowed...

as that is best for their LIFE LONG immunity...full bodily.... and let them smear a bit of ferret crap on their face as face paint too....

its just another animals not too smelly natural poo"


But what one does NOT see ...in the whole pestilent aisle where they by default have stressed over the latest yummy mummy instruction manual

and every single one brags of 'modern' parenting of some or other newage flavour...


i see...NO ... mucky little pups.... 

funny that.....   just how in  this dimension 

and this real life, that actual scientifically proven life saver was beyond their comprehension