Ralph Schism: The 'technique' to DO (IN THE WINTERINGS TURN THIS INTO BOOK ABOUT NUMBER TEN

In the winterings...

when they're all hiding in their seaside yurts feeling all in need of replenishings

Which is great for a few weeks when the nights draw in - resetting to wonderful nine hours a night.

Which is there to energisings... enable or even 'empower' y'all to actually wake up and DO summit... best time of year, to do stuff, October the beginning of the great wintering, summer sadly gone, all fille dup with loads of photons...

so use them, i reckon they persist inside for a few weeks maybe even a month or so...

voomvoom vomit it all up - a summer of 'beautiful people' and cant an' vanity, and off you go...

Anyway entirely incomplete as a 'thing' what to do when there is simple impropriety..

Especially ref work promised or stuff like that in rural hinterlands

are the difference between actually having to wintering

below a coupla cheap duvets and Athenea's nag rug...as there's nothing

in the oven, due their coven, of nobodies nowhere, either..

even if every other word one would assume the opposite.

So the technique, is if a really obvious slight such as clearcut modern day slavery, which is what not paying your work-a-day man

for work he has freelance daily jobber, done

well you wait.... the occasional reminder and when one realises no point they've made it a thing in their empty, indeed extinct, lives;

nothing else to do when the grape or drugs don't work

as to ego trip over someone who's done a simple man's day work

You know no way will they ever pay (when they can of course it all being artificial and never worth even a wheelclamp, on whats still theirs)

bide your time for the day where you are ready to wing out something

well the exact opposite of what they just know has come in and pinged:

" hey.... [ if feeling really 'umble and it's possible say something like 'you know what you are right.... and i was wrong.... that fence i built in the right place you said was afterwards in the wrong..place, i should have read your fucked up mind in the first place and knew..[having for example seen the boxes of empty vodka bots obviously left for years below the joists] you would change your wonky mind when it was too late...." This is the you are right and i am wrong phase. part 1.

But part 2 even if part 1 is almost like a champagne starter or whatever the beautiful people drink as aper-a-teeth...(or will they even realise whats gone and bit into their wobbly arse? - last week i managed to get 'rabies' into just such a communique, reference arses...) is where the 'narrative' really matters.

A story is required. In this irreverent little side alley of a case: I was feeling a little lacking as the lovely lad maybe 12 and his so unbeautiful so humble mum i would see regularly .... having a few months back chatted with him on millionaire st, about his fantastic wildlife photography... hobby habit.... as his mum saw and was most in awe... ( i didn't know them! i just know who is for 'real' and i had observed over some time how she gives so beautifully of her time: 100% into him. And he obviously hasn't even any official label).

So having been slightly aloof for a few months of walking by their street often my launchpad to get the ferk away to safety on high

" so whats the lastest info on bird numbers..."

" we're into butterflies and moths now.."
" WOW.... just a few days ago and then yesterday in two different locations i saw this butterfly someone reliable said is almost unseen in this extinction event of a bonkers nation.... it looks just like:

[Reprised off the web of deceit and insanity]

"thing is i saw it again a few days later ... up the road..maybe the same one..... anyway as i say after a load of not very professional waffle regarding PR opportunities yes it was seen in those trees....and in the interim a real pro one of those bug nerds half the incomers seem to have become

does say it's a hens teeth event..."

" wow thanks....[super super smiley mum] well you know what he'll now be doin' the rest of the holls ....and thank you again, he'll be most content.."

(i needed to redeem myself even if i didnt KNOW i did - thats also another part of the technique!)

and that's all that matters, that a not-understandable impropriety, is turned into something you tell them, that in fact is a gift almost gold you never knew could be...until their little act of not quite humanity...

But it must be true.... as they may feel the vibration as their gizmo vibrates....

and that's the point, it entirely placates..

of course it doesn't it likely does the exact opposite, but as you've been totally true

thats got nowt to do with you

You merely did the pure, 'right' thing. Told a tale of a positive event, without their arsey initiation, could never have caused, that lovely most welcomed, effect.

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oops this one got left on 'drafts' so a post or twoback wont play

not my fault... when you realise how many buttons to press just to get here your crappy content for a worthless audience who aren't even worthy of what's priceless....you would be amazed

BUT THE TECHNIQUE - i get endless superb upper body exercise, upper torso dancing to get the right cable, right backup drive, right notepad - sometimes at least 5 minutes of exacting physicality just to get to work every day with coffee...

for which i am most grateful as was she lastersummer when she realised what a plateful

of maley-able dexterous talent in the upper body she had chanced upon

that was only there due several years of Paperchaseist ocd ferocity: line up mouse, best mousepad notebook, ALL the required wires, all the next hours coffee, any pendrives may be needed, no need to move body for at least half an hour when the switch turned on, as LAST thing on the checklist as every second on wastes my time charging the fucker just for you...

and every smallest rare necessity left off the Paperchaseist set up means wasted on-time... and it is a remarkably physical very very hot speeded up yoga frenetic 'moment' every time i turn this little underclass machine on..

all for you... there you go,

(that's a point the VERY best 'technique' communique phase was last xmas... i think that should be put up here as utter masterclass... and in fact i did mean it... i am indeed only glad that mad old thing was so so bad.... despite being a 'let your yea mean yea' ist... a fake of course, par for the regional course...)