"Well owzz about that then!.." with a big fake smile.

 So just in case i die of serendipitous joyfilled plenishy stuff - real nectar, that proves itself in extremely good Bristol Chart ratings.

Not that the Swestern varieties can maintain  even their smiles  between the varying plant tops they stumble around endlessly, in the dark...

And anyway, no interest, other than that wonderful young man and less plenishy babe mum,  we huddled just lasterweek  and i had never noticed one before but he did and pointed it out to us the other side of the street of dead bees...

"keep a journal young man its truly interesting the eco upheavals this one...especially here.."

Now..i know they will have listened (posher version of Captain Fantastic en famille) and even done IT...especially when told a story of  how we gaggled around the first one seen and then where the second one was and what happened in between.

 indeed my photos are of a  far more sylvan beautiful version... a real one rather than the other come-latelys around and about..

i have zero interest in.

Other than nobody can listen to a pretty good Socratic instruction developed some years ago..

" i do not care or judge or lament i only deal in facts...  only women have the 'voice'... what with Messrs Mister Fix it, Clifford ehh those other names that's a bout all peeps can ever talk about... him and Ghislane's island ...  copper Couzens...  etc etc even if they miss out from the list about equal really rather unpleasant baby bashers and we now notice the birds have joined in in the mad fire-starting thing.... ONLY women can speak passionately in public and it may get some traction...  fact... the greens may be weirdo failures and embezzlers of my sidekicks time, but they knew that one a decade ago, put a bird up... she may be listened to just a little more than if some bonkers bloke who one just knows especially if he goes for long walks in the hills alone regularly  for his health and efficiency, is guaranteed to be a headbutter in the making.... or if in Pastylands a drug dealer's scout keeping an eye on the horizon for incomming... its HORRID to be a man in any part of Swesterlands...  anyway my hobby has been attempting to bolster, encourage, enthuse, even enrage with quite good jokes these days it has  to be said, those whom DO have the future voice...  entirely unequivocally... if THEY have a bee in their bonnet - teasing it out and then attempting to encourage ' sit or better be a wandering hobo.... and write it just splurge it all the way.... ' .."

Anyway... the one thing of course they could never listen to is just how foolish and prejudiced one can be  DESPITE knowing fact!

And she didnt look a day over about sixty two or three...in the darkened leylight of the energy fields all about...

having heard REALLY what the big (like DIVINE grift) grift is ( i only use that awful word as its become slightly trendy of late as an elbow jab that won't work). 

Indeed  what matters is that even snivelly teenagers knew that THE sex bomb of the flicks 

and even nowadays despite my hairdye prejudice AND knowing theyre stupid  retards,  as it fails ..... being natural silvering (i still do talks and photoshoots) THEY say causes them to look younger than their age as "the skin ages in sympathy with the silverin'  and i know i look fuck-me sexier even if nobody but you has ever put it quite so well..." and sunglasses as they cause earlier cancerdeath...

She still is THE sexiest real sex bomb we all knew back then even if twenty or even thirty years older than us snivelly teens...  

Anyway where did i get to.... 

THE END of the yellowed badly maintained brick road...

In the ...well not saying!  In fact that's a sneaky way to do it, place it on Exmoor! as rival....   

" thanks for telling us those stories.... is this it here [on my phone] ... ?" 

" yes ... i promise you'll like it from your clearly wise mind to even slag off your own born a Catholicism...  

"but thats not what its about, you even heard the old scholar agree with me its a beautiful tract about real pacifism..

"never mind when i watched it i realised that winter 1976  it imprinted on me  a good balanced morality

"and ive never been able to not be on the lookout for she

"is my perfect one...dark hair...skinnyish... 

"does NOT  let him get away with an easy ride...

" youve had you cake and eaten it too M asssterrr Rid...

" but you're not getting a free pass back into the bracken with  me unless you... 

"god i learned so much from that even if of course one fails to remember, and one is failure, nevertheless superb true feminist tract too.. yes she looks a bit Lorny too... though is far sexier...

"anyway back to business... so your Papism... how interesting is THAT!!!! god nobody has told me that before..."

" ahhahhh kind sir let me tell you another story... i was living in the Far East and a friend of mine was taken to the hospital and we knew dying. A Buddhist priest scuttled in from  behind the fridge almost like a cockroach ... 

 " and let me tell you what he said to me a  mere in his ashram eyes [******]* ...well clearly they aren't quite as they seem either.... "

* not telling its so good there's a whole book innit  a proper one....if only they dare....

But the real book, as to be botheredin truths of peoples other side of planet even if their nutjobbery infested London many a decade ago - no other county except Surrey of course had the insanity to believe their be-cloaked grift ... is not for the person of the other people. Who's job is merely to set example regarding her own truth telling of her own people.

Even if they never ever will as sadly i lament and daily discover.

HOW....ever.... i know what is at root. They merely can't listen; eg 

" let me tell you.... this bird i met randomly yesters... i didnt pay her much mind as she was in a flock rather past their sold byebye date... as i just added in a bit to their tour guided by someone who really DID reveal the deeper down truths to me.... 

inadvertantly

but then she had been listening and moseyed up my way  and we had this wonderful chat no holds barred based on SELF DEPRICATION the sexy sort...

yes what you hear is right we can't ever quite tear out the bloodied Mary thing.. or that silly shaded nonsense ... "

" hey but you alone maybe have the best fun -  sin, go and lie to your priest about it's frequency and absolute unfealty....  and then start over again redeemed.. even if all disloyalty is only sadness in reality, eventually" 

" anyway let me tell you a story.. about my time in the Far East... and that age i wouldnt worry  you're still  just a baby compared to me !!"

Ferk Me... i really did think maybe sixty three

A straight back bouncy body and super super sparkly  eyes...

fizzing out in the gloom

As i say, so often " hmmm....maybe ten maybe twenty percent really do LET GO all the way....  no more coyness no more fake politeness no more pretending its all peace and harmony in their local 'community'.... or as i would see that on e atop the Herrock Hill National Park just her bounding up she faster than me way past seventy three... no sports shoes or even water bot....

indeed usually attired quite witchily....

alone have what they all want, but too scaredy cat to let go and find it

... almost eternal youth AND desirability... "

stupid me why didnt i grab her and at least get her email " we need to collaborate on that one -  you ALONE daring to besmirch the unbesmirchable.... and i know you would answer one unlike all the rest i have absolutely no idea ever nowadays what on earth any of em actually have in their head behind their far less alive eyes than yours... so burnin bright
with truth serum...

and realising the key is in givin up ever again bein uptight

shame most of the rest  dont know whats best

for them..

always....even down under ... youll be liking the weather then hahh hahh..."

" bit chilly if you ask me..." 

In a manner thats the EXACT opposite of a moan:  pure unadulterated cheek, even at the expense of her regional tour guides... her local friends.