now...if they saw what i was up to on the hillocks day before yesters i bet it would give em a bit of a frisson on their bollocks.
So.. there are simple rules of society mainly "what is said on the hill stays upon it" sadly it doesn't translate into Chinese though i believe her quite splendid myage companion understood..
Another has recently been deployed " yea metoo i have a hippo's oath i would never even slightly identify what happens on some private persons private bits..of land ....if they pay me to maintain it...
"no way luv i am NOT identifying her....i was saddened at their hissy fit about you, in public, but you could tie me down on your workaday couch there and tickle my feet forever and i would die first....NOT tellin!
"the only exception being if you are a Karen of the Presteigne hills who anyway chucked away that simple oldschool name for a Nottin'm lassie as she recreated herself as something ethereal and then took bucket loads of public money..in a way that the history books won't record as the stupid private school lanyardist class [i heard someone else use my ferkin copyright MEintvented descriptor yesterday that's not on!"] think theyre the only ones with nouse....
"The Althea nee Karens are far more nousey and they will... say for example use large lovely meadows over-maintained, on public money as their private 'mindfulness' retreats....
"or be even more devious when florescent jackets are available at so called public 'festivals'... favouring their clique ...which is what one observed over two decades around little despot dumps like Presteigne.... but anyway the hippo rule you have one too surely you can take in a simple line that must be...NO... so hows about you come blackberry picking with me as my Mountain babe says there has never been such an engorging abundant, never known before, sweettasting crop even up in her higher hillocks...we have independently...been going beserk unable to walk after a session on them.... and Mountain babes are not known for ever exaggerating or melodramaticising...
"all i can say is that it was NOT one of my life saving NOBLE blokes...
" true gents... who wouldn't even peer out of their bedroom windows at my fine well-honed walkers-bottie and and topless tanned svelte torso.... who in fact were my main lifesaving cash cows this spring and both remain most enjoyed clientelle... when all the babe-clientelles were just liars
"in fact one sent me a lovely little thanks last night when i messaged him earlier 'free big hulking section of hard wood in millionaires row if you want it for the new arbour thing... '... i care about my gay boy guys MORE than i care about the other gibbering customers, as they are decent, have been ONE HUNDRED PERCENT true to their words....... and no matter what you may assume no it certainly wasn't one of them being so nasty about you they are true honourable gents!... both of them... and one's an honourable, too....
"no i can't even give you a smallest clue about who the clueless little hissy unfit one, was who joined in besmirchin' you.... even if in fact it was on public money i won't have that person stabbed in the back by you .... as you can't let go and clearly the therapy you peddle doesn't work...on you the peddlar... let it be and come blackberryin' with me.... i know the 'boyfriend' is made up to cover up for the fact you're just lonely.... these parts almost all i ever see.."
Anyway yanks.... now... of course even if Malala Foundation, my only third ever 'subscription' meaning a sign up to an email newsletter, first being esti signed up to our friends of The earth, then Greenpeace too, the worlds greatest REAL woman number three for her saying "oi Talibs you missed i got two eyes to see you.... and you only got one" age 14.
What 'happened, it was so predictable along comes GDPR or some such and you had these massive termy condition emails ...irrelevent.
The 'green' organisations had already been up to video nasties by mass harassing one with oi give us some cash, but they were the first to figure, ok if instead of endless emails entitled Friends of The earth needs your help... some London based sick little princess dreams up the new strategy being if the email was an illusion and appeared to come from an individual girly say Angela Pardom wants to hear from you, or even a more subtle obviously intelligent hello request Cheltenham Ladies approved, something like A.p. is convening an urgent meeting to save the tree frogs, that in fact is from FOE central NOT Angela in fact i would bet Angela never existed and anyway they had sorted out the mailouts - men get a conmail from a girly witha slightly posh sounding name, and our female membership get an email from..
i bet they used names like Rupert, Cameron, or even Ralph...
and both fake email rounds would always send you straight to their pay up page. And ..(i havent even started on them yet the chronicles have a superb long face to face interaction with Angela over a year conning the world at Hay festival on the Greenpeace stall four years ago, she is even a 'green', when she's no idea what it even means poor lamb, and subsequent long personal 'connection' but she will always be hidden as she despite being clickbait there only to steal public money ...and ohh what clickbait... is obv just a sad little girl who didn't get all the way to Cheltenham and has no idea what the rules of life are and anyway the under 35s always are left alone as the slightly older? one could never tell their makeup regime, so NAzi controlled, Angelas destroyed their minds...
Anyway after collecting about 5 years worth of ever more horrid little stealy emails one had to unsubscribe it becoming too much..
Ditto Foe..
And then as The YAnks stole Malala (witha NY based 'foundation') the very last one to go around 2019ish was 'please take me off your mailing list' which had also become an emotionally blackmailing load of lies just for cash set up in the New York offices of the Malala Foundation.
And also they all knew of GDPR as they kept telling you... "we need your explicit approval to remain onnit.." even the YAnks
But what is so interesting..predictable.... along comes the glorious year of our lord 2020 s/he gave us the best summer for decades....
and all the neurotic townies went into meltdown...
But as they slithered out from their flats late at night to do some work having realised mummy's L'Oreal shares based on molten down people of the past .....had also gone into meltdown and werent't so valuable... the gig rebegun, this time ignoring GDPR they had been so so so "community" sweety to tell you they must comply with, ad infinitum...
And it all started again drip by drip until by about 2021 every FoE Stephanie or sadly even stolen, Malala were rat tatting full power with the every few days email begging bowl...
That of course became even more frenzied and melodramatic...
oops off on one, even if this 'one' is all i care about -how and why did the 'green' movement get destroyed as it HAS been (MB knows too) and of course all the assumptions and word policing... me who would have thought... my bacon mainly saved even if i don't eat it by a couple of fine chappies....
and... well they too have the dignity not to even show the slightest little twitch
but if they see what their landman got up to in the hills day before yest...
they just may feel a little...piqued
part 1 of a few
LOTS MORE.... by teatime
get to five thousand lookins...yesterday 4500 ...and..... funtime
