Thursday, 24 September 2026

Now...... when yes you heard one better....

 the real thing....

oops i aint got the 'tm' symbol on the Underclass phone

You know what the true Queenery of all fakery was

Its a certainty, i can hear him.... one of those thenRuperts...

i can hear the squeak of his patent leathers trying to avoid the beer spatters on the floor

stood just behind her......

 whisperin' rather spatterly desperate  in her ear...

" luv...... nope! you ain't  gettin' the Biba storecard back...... no way luv ....never mind the hairyplanee ticket to go and hang out with your ' fickle friends' in Antibes or Juin Les...ycunts.... up the road ....... d'you wanna bit more..!?  bit more of my production technique..... i mean it..... next time i'll twist it too as i ram it up.....  ahahhh we have one here the last whackjob, that was so well used its splintered along its shafty bit....  so this take luv u better sing it as if you indeed have some actual emotion 

you beter better   the  last take of the rather profitable comotion 


or you get the real whacjob treatment that might break through the valium lack of any emotion,

 and at least fake it for the mic....


weve canned for a so easily connable population


 and dont hurt yerself with that shovel ...its just a prop so as to go conning half of Gweek you know what community meanstoo.... "