Thursday, 3 September 2026

So,

 I don't know

 whom Bilbo slew 

or slain, or just tickled on the big toe

to their early demise, 

no compromise

'Good' will out...

 (as apart from Ring. Tarka, My Family and Others,  and even a bit of Arthur C and the maginificent Griselda BOSSlady at OUP  pimping the stuff! said to me " ehhh....all this fantasy, rubbish, magical unthinking,  is toxic sludge...real life is far more good for you, my thirteen year old is banned from em."..)

BUt then...0815 a supply run

RUN!, in and out like a thief in the dawntimes defo no one awake

But her..... one of five beauties, in one way or another have proven their inner and external beautiness

even if all i was interested in was on my birthday standing close enough to my 'fellow' scything godess

and seeing if i could get a whiff of her armpits

Just out of scientific interest.

s the science is, the whiffler, the more morally compassed - pointing to heaven

 or just a tolerable part of Devon

and harder for their 'beast' to compromise.


BUt when even that one, truly greatest beauty also gives the FFF (she gets it by default, farming humans, in a good way, slapping on the bacteria that indeed give life, a longer one.... [censored]....) 


Even when Bilbo was doing every single thing under the warmest summer sun for some centuries

TO RUN! .... to leave to be always away never return even for a moment

Not even 'pass through', and certainly not in any way lotharian

To have five great beauts, and the most beqaut of the lot, give the fff or even hbff in 24 hours, really does mean, 

A jolly good conquerin'

Of the shabby lil' hillock, never even on my map

clap clap.

Of no interest as soon will be rolled out,

the way the aristo adjacent, local Marches family, 

taking shilling or guinnea, 

as regional council 'Environment' consultant

treated THEIR valley  - mine really, as all they ever did was build unlawful retreats

no planning permission,  for their private school ed kids mates

ina  county where had a comp school lad even built a hobbit hole he would have been down to the assizes

the folk lore really does come in two sizes

and colour never had owt to do with it.

  (but was her smell, and attitude to it,  i realise is the key to what next)