bodily functions....

 Not quite yet.

We do not do clickbait here.

Even if i had made a little ROUGH film - just first draft, shitting onto a copy of the most anodyne Tory periodical imaginable,  and then composting it of course, i wouldn't entitle a video anything other than the default date time it comes our raw...

Nor tell anyone about it.

But this being the land of ....The Dubarry Boot... deep down, of course the internal thought bublle is always, "but where do they ... dot dot? and what about..?.. smells.." etc..

Well a little series on truly offensive smells is coming soon (already in the can for months), and of course being a Whitmanite - as you are too! They will be as poetical as possible, and not what you will assume....new territory coming up.

One is going up now - 5 gb.... two hours of 3phone...

("there really is a tale in there, somehow")

Meanwhile as i am constant - always, i shall not get 'bored' but if someone arrests one for telling truth, just in case, for the bodily obsessed - nope its about requiring almost no products at all, for freedom, good energy never mind saving dosh...

But i care i smell ok if i meet, which i never will, some actually truth telling or just easygoig not precious woman..

(own age group)... and that my clothes are cleaned reasonably efficiently, etc.. and i can report the simplest ever simplification. 

Ecover.

It works for EVERYthing... from my river washes to laundry...

of course what doesn't work is all this atomisation: ONE big wash is far more cost effective than smaller ones and ....

Two to tango, and also save emissions by doubling up in the washing machine, and i dont even make sexual puns....... but nope, they always have some reason why not...

However already in the 'can' is a name....One person, he I think earns his place in the spotlight...

Especially when....

To be cont.

I am almost in my flow (on this) now... maybe because A, she is y perfect audience even if she will never know i even put her snap here....you must know your reader. Notionally of course....  

(still broken keyboard, have to whack keys and i type extremely fast, and cannot be bothered, yet, to read my own bowl of smelly turd, for typos...