Friday, 16 May 2025

Jesus christ 'twas tenty year ' ago

 Its time

KAiros time....


" look tell your judgey cunt dad [owned my ass].... me and Cecile

Le GAl.... 

 [her of the 

' ferkin Touraeg black men in perfect swishin'

chifon or whore traded silx...

stage afront of us...

The Guardian would be in woke 'they are gods of the bajo' paradise 

eleven stars Trip advisory

out of five


' C'EST...un... SPEC...TACKLE....UHHHHHH! "

The greatest spittin' hissin babe of all time

(this is not a good, perfect actual critique)

(who had spent two years screwin' arabs as research for her academe..

well ive spent 21 years  screwin their 

victims.... or sometimes lowerin' myself, to

the 'spiritual' elite

 who on seeing the Essouarian Touareg gig

would Gram or tweet

 not wot Cecile alone did  )

 the opposite of the actual truth, heartless Disney in a terndy efnic spoof

of what real culture is and always will be


Real and in the, now...

the dangerous version of it.']


 she coerced and flirted her way

 toleading me astray 

onto her  special peeps elite 

 'only the in the knowing elite are allowed

where the creme de la bud  

swelters in the Riffian heat....

and that night we ... 

just between you and Me

 DAvid

smoked her actual giggle-juice vintage newbud champagne...

and i realised i was a man again...

 dont tell your dad that's in fact why

for once only ever in my whole adult life

i do need a holiday

and thus will delay my return to his awful court

where at last i know exactly what to say... 

i'll forward it tyo you tomorrow of the next day"


funny how it worked!

As if he had ESP..

do the exact opposite of what i did on pains of death, plea


Now if anyone had told me that twenty years on

even my super spontaneous texts

were soarin' with actual poetical sublimity

some fake top  Touareg pospstar couldnt reach in all of infinity


I would say off to the infirmary

with you one way, 

and pick a Liverpool PAthway

on the way, to


Be cont


BUt it really was her ... 

Really...


Not they-them, her




I havent finished yet, in fact havent even begun


( what occured yestermorn, whats occurrin forever on.... the world wouldn't believe....good job i am so stupidly practical i always have my camphone charged and empty jut enough

but WHY didnt i keep it in hand ALL the time.... 

ok its a scene.... 

you simply couldnt make up:

" if i were you i would drop your trendy Nepalese look 

 pants here and now

URGENT .. i think the little buzzer

did indeed buzz its way up skirtin

... dont panic.. slowly now


ohh my god its actually there perfectly framed ...  

if we had captured that no need for BAFTA fame

a billion viral clicks... 

your face... worth another billion, too.."