Friday, 16 May 2025

Now, we all know that Former Sovs are thick cunts with no emotional intelligence, and as for 'relationship counselin'... ferkin frauds against the Trades Description act

 And we especially know that Albanians are the slimiest

(this is now dedicated to Liesel the siulverfox supermodel from the worst place of all coastin' along.......whom, moved closer.... as i told her the Mary MM story... . and i cannot lie " i really did think... 47... 52 max....  and i trust you, you wont get me done for Depardieun  thought crimes if i say yours really IS the sexiest of them all...")


And every single slitheratti who slithered over to The MArches if she couldn't afford an awful love shack down in London-on-Sea 

for her to fall in love with her real 'self' again

in her mirror  just it all day gazin out at me... mee mee me...


Themn one cares not for beyond all hope.

But Liesel my ohh my.... 

" chuck away the yoga mat babe... only thin' wrong with you  fuckin sexiest real  Harmons HAirspray 

model on the cliff

look at min...  20 more km a week on average ... even Nicholson, 

would be jealous (of mine) you just need maybe an inch on this bit

but hush 

dont tell 'em round her4e of our subversive anti hairdye movie

starin' you...

yes a bit more and you get a super sexy one like my tush

and half of one off the midriff...

ooops that shouldv been rhymin under the cliff

i dont go under cliffs for any reason except for

Fridaylast


ANyway... " ehh you Mister Starmer rather presume...  

we Albanians have a  relationship a loyal one with our Iti 

give-n'takers next door..

all the rest of you


it's the difference between a committed marriage  and 'love'..

 

It's amazing how many times i can get figuratively into clifftrack chats the word "drown"


And now them NAzis...  twenty six..

He gets it


" drown em all.. your tyrsutees and bosses.."

Which of course is all just a figure of speech

i wouldnt let ONE anywhere even near a beach

Doubtless can't go out without chemical pollutants


Words you will never here said " ex husband... or even 'dad'....  you were after all RIGHT..... thirty year'n ago stopping buyin' ANY new fabulous new products as....

all of them may have a little gremlin

within.... 

especially if from Peter Jones... and some poshtart'as sellin' it as 

the borderline between me and you

you underclass  ungortexed  and cheap uncoated pan, ..not quite as good as us




THOS NEEDS MY CRITIQUE WITH IT TEMP INSERTION

only cos he gave me the data " even here QUIETEST REGION OF THEIS PESTILANT COUNTY... OOPS ACC CAP im part of the bugs n bees monitorin group... its ... still....NOT good.."

his lovely look saID IT ALL...


THE HISTORY of environmentalism in 3 sentences (as the civil warring English family maybe are discoverin' - i started it of course ..it's called REAL tough love..i do... in a sisterly way... one who makes films with me about shetoo... it was metoo too...)

that bit doesnt count

To stand up even against the NAzi Trust using Roundup Professional in Cot Killywhatnot valley lasteryear you have to be in a solid committed back watchiin' and backscratcin' couple... 

solid..

fact ... singles are ALWAYS picked off or undermined {see sentence one as the memoirs went to a new extra dimension over and above the normal at least 4]


And no green will even TALK about intergreen relationshiops as they all think lesbian marriages are some new found pradise when the data says that they are far shorer than tne average

[context i am allowed to report ONS data when i really have decided that only one pers.. them... did his geious word pictures, actually better than him]


nOw of course what 'happened' ohh i have a decade of data  and films already made about this...- seeing all the i cant even remeber what they were first called theyre so snakely theyve escaped my superb mind...ehhh...... oh yes ' lifecoaches'

had to join the arms race and instead become !'relationship counsellors' or even shmanic ones..

so as to avoid being (LIKE ME im starting a union i have such kingly enthronement creds) 

a cleanin' lady...

But when a mere Albanian can whipe ALL the germs they became away with one perfect sentence....


Italy and us a committed MARRIAGE... us and all the rest [of 'you' but im sure not Starmer that would be a real brownie point too far] just 'love'..


(day before my days are too full i forget until i catch up with many notes and audios and vids..)

Meaning of course there is only commitment...

all the rest is just butterfly brained bullshit


BUt i am angry as now i discover the ONLY great relationship counsellor of all time...

wont be having free holiday camps for assylum seekers...

And its gonna be merely Serbia or Crioatia selling theior beaches to  the fools who wanted to get here...


well that's too much


Unless....


I mean even a Frenchie the kinds de l'amour couldn't ever5 have reached that level of god like "art of relating" is no art just a simple one word


THos lasterweek things... did evolve...to a 'new' level...


Soon.


oh yes dont judge until several really key lines i have looked to see if i remebered to get them in..


this IS 'all' i do..

duel purpose with jhaving gone into super fix mode..


just cos i can...


But i have disc overed that Imoan she is a poet, too...


And i know one thing.... she will be the rudest but best one in history if she can be tied down

Whiplash or not...






 










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