The psychology of simplest living, via my stories of many years truly simplest living. Real ones - not earnest or pious.
Ten years a landloper. Time to tell those tales, too.
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Is just a whore to be used...but every smallest eletron or photon wisely repurposed into...
No point though as i knew a decade ago..
To continue
a few days ago
But i really must reread The Woodlanders, as even using his best-book as shorcut shared lexicon is in fact damaging to actual historical truth.
(ohh for a shared language... one can toss, aside, shaven bushes - when 16 years ago one found the world had gone mad... burning bushes ... one wished to know what set them alight... words like the 'Marthas' of this world, at least a little way down that long road..... and what was that TV show featuring the 'yummy mummie's it was quite good really at showing the greed beghind the painted on jokers' smiles...... the eighty quid scented candle and all that ..)
So... living for three years 'among' ...ehh not exactly as i live outdoors, and its astonishing how even way way into the rural fringes almost all of them stay indoors all day most days...
So i had my own orivate fabulous filmset - right out of Hardy, unmodernised...
But there was one 'festival' as aforeshown.. the fallen wood. The 'tree grab.'..
Early 2014 we have several princesses buzzing away at it like Bees stabbing away at every witch way they can ...
The short abreviated version: a tree would fall and as sure as ferrits are (listen to the audio, or one of them i can't remnber everything ) ... within a few hours at least a couple of the surrounding (1 km circle) swamp dwellers would shuffle over and start on it... vultures tearing at every larger bough... (too lazy to repurpose the smaller, too) ... the 'tree grab' ...
Fair enough the land should be democratic to a certain extent (ahhahhh hypocrite fascist some may think... well the problewm is...another day)...
So December 2016 having sussed out the usual fantasist immigrant with her Hiunter boots (many have them in red down here i saw) , who a km away had a few years earlier laid along her driveway several fallen trees nicely cut up into boughs to at some later date saw into logsize, and then got bored or butterflied off elsewhere ... time to save them, for my fire... as even if its ESSENTIAL to leave fallen wood - the incoming 'copse' (workshop for momney and girtlfriends) brigade could never be told.... for the bugs and bees...
There is a balance and after a few years piled up wood boughs start to rot so they become good for nothing else but the bugs..
And that Deecember ( remeber nore to editor the dead tree i left standing by my backdoor - as a teaching aide...for 6 mths - the saddest story ever, not yet to be told) i got to work over a few weeks as usual npobody helps...
december 2016
(yes they're all so busy getting zen indoors for money - my opinions are many many year developed, aside, reality... which is they go to pilates yoga dance class all for their fitness but when it comes to assisting some old country living neighbour with her wood, for exercise... theyre nowhere to be seen...indoors at some class no doubt )
12 april 2017
Anyway back to reality
This is a dual purpose 'piece' - i don't post all is the same dull Odyssey over 20 years... that needs to be jazzed up into something a bit less dull as everyone elses stories are even duller by comparison as they never have the time to ...NOTICE ..anything
Yes so the other lesson is that a few years earlier the usual gentrifying incommer had disassembled a conservatory and left the glass aside a large hedge... and we had reclaimed it ... this yard being THE most weathered bit of peasant Woodlander land around... the NW funnelled straight in from the valley that pointed straight at me, nasty valley!
And over a few years seeing my outdoors workbenches start to rather rot a bit i began to use the sheets of glass to protect the surfaces all around ...
In fact all my quite large outdoor work area - fixing old bikes old this and that, ended up having large glass sheets over the weatherable parts...
Which sounds absolutelly daft.
It felt absolutely daft as the first one was shattered by some 'accidental' dropping of a tool or as a side effect of a nail being not quite whacked with perfect perpendiculart force and grace and the nail flying off speed of fast nails flying off and hitting a glass sheet..
And then when you actually look after 'god's' planet by fixing old bikes - errata new ones left to rot for several years... that the Green Party Mayor and her bloke left rotting, it can get quite strenuous whacking rusted up nuts and bolts... and one may trip or lose balance and fall onto ones workbench ... all at least partly covered in glass...
i have much better full scene photos and films but it takes too much time to peruse them
Anyway the moral of the story fable or just sagely 'learnings' - funny how they are using that babyword now even when they used to run Harvey's Knickers..
cos you have to SURVIVE
is that in time the whole body readjusts...mind body
even if the so called 'babies' are babying off tgo be closer to said Knicks... and never help why a bloke's gotta learn a dance
I realised within a few months....all this glass around
pain in the leg
(you the mere browser here cannot know the pain gone through to find that photo from the same period
and rember thistermorn where it has been reasorted into...for your greedy inattention)
so yes real peasant country men not only dont wear stupid clodhopper work boots
crocks bein' cheaper
they see every slice at "them"
a reminder and 'learning'
dance fuckin better
every pirrouette must be nanometre perfect
step
as any Miss Step... hurts
for real.
and from then and ever on
not one piece of glass was ever ...wasted
(thats there for duel perp.... ohh my ohh my when i saw her in her terrible much heralded return to the screen, film... dancin' in her kitchen to that.... rather beautiful in fact the sexiest movie star ever with her silver grey hair - so much sexier by far than her as a twenty year old woman Mary actual moviestar in Day Off maybe i should have moved in but dont fancy smiling yanks .... .... unlike the one who ...define cliche the day we went to Mouse hole who cycles by with her antique bike and dyed hair looking even more antique!!)
insert pic of what a bicycle with compulsory whicker basket afront is REALLY for
Anyway
needs must
means you learn a far better dance than i have ever known
no workshop fees payable
a real workshop
and all that
But then we go back to the moment i knew that it...all
had died
Myself that December i had satiated my humble careful few logs a night ration of nature
And had a filled up woodpile
And i knew that the same didn't apply to the other abodes as i hadnt seen any out there tree grabbin for months.
And then that January i have the day somehewhere
A biggiun comes down
An oak - kindof best woodburner wood for us peasants.
But this time only 150m from the main of them settlements
AND ..downhill!
wanderin' past... that Jan
" hmmm thats a wry bit of anti-sernedipity..shucks...me shagged out from my month filling up....
best wood, 150m from mybackdoor and downhilll every step...in fact a beeline it to mine
..ohh well the rest of em will be vulturing it before lunchtime... "
And a week later
And a week later
And another week later
It is still there untouched.
12 march 2017
As if one had indeed enterred the zombie Apocolypse they all catastrophise from their rotten pulpit..
Because when the peasants (ten ish around and about) no longer scurried to the latest fallen wood