Sunday, 26 October 2025

oooooohhh that's better....

 ...or are y'all slaves to the rhythm ...

of  sheep trottin up to the edge of

Emanuel Swedenborg. probably beat The Fox Sisters to it; even if Aleister Crowley missed that bit of real news, Then finding the snake oil sales dried up, fifty odd years later we get to Georgij Ivanovič Gurdžiev Alain de Botton (too chinless as well as hairless to distance himself from the voodoo, properly) leading into the worst ones of all time Gabor Maté and his buddy Mister Jordan Peterson and their made up 'trauma' ..

not even hashtagged


Anyway as Piers pokes at 'woke' quite wrongly sayin' it's 'over' even if it would have been if someone sane had told a real tale other than bein' a nation of tell-tales, which i knew needed to be told

even if i wasknee equipped a decade ago when any 3 year old could'v ended it with one sentence: " fuck me what's that grotesque madwoman ... never mind the wrong colour..."

as it takes an actual genius to get my knee 

ocd mvin' to any beat...




never mind even me thinkin' hmmm this dancin' show-off, lark,

phenotypically overrated being the 'ancestors' would'v saved their knees for summit they may need to eat.

and anyway only one EVER could

and write songs that today are just as good.

Indeed  upon release everyone hated her

for the +"twill take a decade  for ANYone to catch up

and understandn' what is this real actually original genius?"


Anyway my pliant little voyeurs at last do what they're told

And come back here in swarms 


ooops i near forgot, that last never actually favourite little Grace  ditty up above i near forgot, selected as the Pastyshire national anthem...

Never mind 100 years of sucking the royal prick

or cigar

(as perm early today on farmers weekly on the wireless)

Define children raised on nowt but flaccid puff

pastry

In a county where there is rarely anywhere for about 50km to overtake an old banger happily plodding along at the speed limit - 20%, always, no exceptions ever if you like our kids... and rather bendy roads... 

nope they haven't told the drivers of her fettid footlike county...  just how bad for you exhaust fumes can be if you get that close...

gosh that's doping quite well 57% of 5 giggawatts of powerful videographic,  invective any hour, now...

ok you cfan have 5 hours of waffle first....all 400 nosey parkers... 

(and yesterday was my lowest parker day for months, back to 'normal' that used to make me happy - nobody caring to even bother thinking)