thanks to the fierce backpacker before first light
reminded me uts the way they need to press their remote controller from as far away as possible....
as the Zaneish one did a few days ago me innocently quietly meandering down a sidestreet of Upper Source the worst cliche if em all ... and a 75grander ugly steely cleangrey Discovery in front of me flashes and clunks loudly .. not much startles me ..
But turning, startled ..ohh its her . .
just like Zane 18 years ago the first one ..flouncing around dumpsville Hay backstreets all au naturelle supermodel harmony hairspray.... all nature girl come to recreate herself ( i Discovered years later) ... on extorrted cash from their dad left behind down in the smoke
that still had aged her face beyond what all them natural creams n potions couldnt mask ....
none of my biz except the way they flounce, predating the good ole fashioned country lads .
usually married since ladhood to local lassies .. . and my my the anger and hurt it causes within saud humble local lassies
....as theyre just so so desperately lonely ...desperate for .. so fair dinkum its a free world
vut its the way not one ever dare even share patent leather booted reality jackbootin down a dead end kington high st ...
Jenny D... fair game as everyone knew what she did with hubby's swiss bank cash .... fake "charity".... and her gardeners ...
... despite running the local yoga Temple
and then sold the 8 million quid horrorfordshire spread ( fake charity) ...actually TOO actual Pornhub before running away ..
i still have the pics of her boots....
but then she was only copying Zane and her black Rangerover
parked up in town she never actually ranged from ..as no local farmboys to charm up on the hills they say they come for...
ehh yep what was the memo .. ohh yes
remember even the seeming au naturelled
she had me fooled
all straight out if the Guardian Colour supplement instruction book on how to money launder the Monsanto shares or mummy's L'Oreal trunk up in the loft.
but the comedy ( not here, back there, far more interesting!).. even Suzi ..older Discovery shes always driving...alone ... thought nobody ...notices... them
even sometimes wonders where their cash comes from...
and i had no idea ... she never mentioned the Bahamas connection ... ( dying... and inevitable next will) until yesters... how clever... her mind razor sharp despite all the Camparis... and hocus pocus
god real Britolin is SO much more interesting ... if you wait for it to peek out from under the covers it theme parks like Hay on Wye or even worse ALL bbc radio drama ...
or the pets of King Charles
well teained spaniels
like the dreadful Stoppard...
... ...to be cont
