Now... even if other funkier things have been said or written

I know there is no point, when no purebred English knows that the hills are for finding a sunny spot even on an early spring day and forgetting the modern world via some good oldschool little books

 

but one feels like an illegal alien - not adventuring, not planning via the phone or watch, merely meandering.

Which is why of course the mentul elf won't really work, either...