thirty two percent and i thought it would have been up to at least fifty...
(the day after yes a real heartbreaking tragedy...)
Anyway even the Southerner of the BBC has on his wireless at quarter past sixish " plant more flowers" due the bumbles down 30% ... (and that was merely 2022) ..
Except there is problem number one of TWO!
It merely is a case of LEAVE more flowers, petal...there is no such thing as a 'weed' or if one wishes to be all Lowlander, Dipsaci or is it disacuses are beautiful and a certain kind of bird is especially evolved to favour them...
Few Northerners would actually understand as ... well the story of the land, and the Lowlands start precisely at Lyonshall - everywhere east of if one drew a line North South, and everywhere South of about Ripon ..
and to be unantagonistic to folk from them parts or rather that land mass of mass extinction of any souls or sense..
as i am sure they get intimidated by using even a word 'uplands' or even mid[elevation] lands...
as hills are merely to play in and have 'adventures' as long as one is well equipped with anti Teazel sprays and hats and water botts (my equal - her OF them 300m and abovelands she laughs when i say " luv on all three red alert days i meandered up past yours lunchtime or should we be inclusive and say dinnertime..no hat, ok one day i had ONE cup only of water in a plastic milk bottle taken from someones recycling... usually no water...
"as i wanted to die ...and you know why... from our wonderful winter high byway meetups randomly when the selkies deemed it was kairos time...
ehh yes .... so they started to come to my past 200mpluslands to use nice fluffy language which a splendid lesbian wouldnt find 'seperatist'... ... which interestingly is far less arable - plants are very elevation specific far more so than i ever knew, than one may assume..
Anyway imagine a long windy byway from a lower hamlet going up into the hills to the west... nobody for ever would bother to cut the verges... and those 200mplus elevations one has more sparse flowerfilledness in the hedgerows so every flower really really does matter (especially as the truth of the land for centuries is that 99% of farmers and i was one so i'm allowed to say so even if i was due pwerfect old rustic Ralph a true environmentalist, in the '1%' flower hating fascists..
They demand they live in Surrey too with perfectly manicured verges as far as the junkies eye can see... even if some very forgotten old backwater..
They resent the nutrients and even sunshine each flower may take from their meaty operation...
Anyway some fat Midlander - by which one means the 'Black Country' a region of retail parks, forever, or in living memory, even if they would arrive and give tales of some mythical 'gypsy' past, just in their own scummy industrial Midlands back garden (and you cant help it where you were born)
"i'm from the Black Country and thus am some earthy Romany adjacent un impeachable person to ALSO be almost 'pitied' as due their perfect living-in-harmony with seasons and flowers and all that....gathering herbs so as to treat the horsey with a tickle in its throat... when in fact they worked in the local pill factory (back there) and as soon as they began to buy up the cheap old cottages of the MIDlands (elevation 200mish and up) it was hilarious in that demanding they be noticed via cutting a strip of verge outside their 'place' indeed looked the most absurdist artform ever..
fat ex pill factory manager must cut his bit so as to prove he arrived... or her sometimes..
Which sounds pedantic but when they also started to apply the same purification treatment to all the public spaces including The Warren by Hay in 2001 ... THE greatest established huge wildflower meadow in the area...
Thats when you know they deserved to run over a big nest of ground dwelling bees and get the consequences..
(and not have learned as proper country folk do " BEE or WASP..or even HORNET... bugging, KEEP YOUR GOB SHUT IMMEDIATELY " as a sting on your 10 year olds tongue is the one way they could quickly and very very painfully just like those unheadscarfed babes nobody actually cared about... get throttled to death....)
Anyway.... i repeat Warren performance yesterday ... nobody cares..
The Lowlanders will have been walking by and not even NOTICE... a couple of wonderful flowerfilled acres ... genocided...
and item 2 is one cannot say a thing unless one has a back protector... ok its almost ...well i had no idea that the whole SWestershire seems to be samesexshire santuary shire...
only with a partner in tow to the local farmers or council or whatever will one be treated with SOME respect ... that no Green Party person as they trickled in only to shitty towns like Leominster could ever ever understand..
as they hardly ever go beyond their shitty towns...
But item 2 REALLY is... as i have been reminded so beautifully in one person...
How certain 'bubbles' - all Lowland even in WAles, do utterly use up ALL the oxygen and dont even know whats been going on up the road for decades..
THE 'land' - and small farms are always a bit nicer to flowers, or potentially so once she has had it out with im round the bacon table ... so the land needs couples - a 100 acre farm cannot even survive if it does do awful tourist glamping without a couple doin' it.. always has been that way... shared tasks .. and larger farms always default to " ok we need 4 tractor drivers they are pricey so we MUST use every last drop of glyphosate we will be able to get away with, as that brings down the price tag by millipence of each grain of corn.. and each flower left in the fields takes a BIG chunk of cost base away especially now we can measure it to the faction of a billipence with HAL9000 over there in the corner and he costs a fortune to fix too... "
Which is why the environment is fucked...
the farmers on the small farms (but not in Swestershire which is merely a holiday camp every inch of it) are even sourer when they get bored of Pornhub or cider ... and there is nothing left at all to take away their feeling of existential Utterly aloneness as most of the babes need to be near the shops...
and go down the pub,its 5 lonely landsmen to every supermarket check out babe maybe left in the region and thats in fact an even more bitter cross to be unbearable..
And yet try 'sharing' this with a Green, a green small g, or an accademic from Bubbletown..
guess what
(but i adore and am only energised by the Christian bigot's Wasteland...
and being the one weirdo who for a decade has attempted to share this rather large matter that defines ALL middishlands ... everywhere...cept the place they all go and semi retire to so are myopic indeed thats a good defo of narcissism .. i had no idea is so incurable ...
but it is in my annals at least....what REALLY happened...?
someone patronising me.... would certainly be participant in something that surely will end up to some extent in the history books...immortal.
as will she be - the Doctor from Oxford... who set herself up as VERY WELL FUNDED saviour of all nature in the whole past region....even MY hills she was asked to assist me at and never even bothered to answer the question...... but i put into the audio yest theREAL story of her... and it matters... shes terminally single too of course and her fakebook speaks of all men as abusers...or thats always their hint...
that became the only gig they know...
why also they are so so sour they cant ever do the JOB they say they, are.. their whole identity 'nature protectors' when... i have two perfect stories which show in fact almost the exact opposite...
she would likely sue though... unless i spend 5 hrs getting out all the photos photos of her texts and recordings of this and that... only from a few years ago...
and NOTHING has changed... other than i randomly discovered The Source of them all....
