"so i told you the story ... ok so i get you you attempt to dominatrix me with telling LONGER ones and spinnin' them out to see when i try and interruptus... well i can nuke you there babe up your skinny Dombas...
[with ELTON moanin' about his so called soul on full volume in the boosteroo]...
" not mine mine is nothing...IVAN..how we kidnapped him... i grabbed his wheelchair as he was heckling the so called CNDs.. one of the five bigshot aristo families, family survived Leneeen... he sat on Stalin's knee when he was four... dad actually boss of the Lubyanka for a few years... he went off shooting yanks in Vietnam in his little fighter jet...lost his leg in the afghan war actually in the Khyber pass... his daughter Elaine i still remember her name ... a quarter wop ..his mother Indian and that alone is extraordinary enough for the family to have survived in somewhat aryan Moscow for so many decades.... she stole granddad's briefcase of secrets and used it as her entry visa to yankland... i pleaded with him FORGIVE HER.. let me go and find her for you..its all just a game, you know that more than anyone i have ever met....
"... but he said that for the muvvafuckerland she must one day be novichokked... well that aside he was clearly the best man o peace i ever met...and then he told us of his last few decades working for TASS in the Kremlin and just how itchy button-finger his homelanders were when Libya happened... and at the end of the four hour kidnapping session we had our jaws on the table ' are you listening to this ALL the 20th C is having tea with us...' ' ok Ivan in such an extraordinary existence.... and the last few decades alternating shared care half the time here in Ludlow of all places.. half the time back there... what is THE one thing that you have learned that is the most extraordinary...?
" and dyer know what he said i still havent quite recovered... he said that equality between wo/man was so much more advanced ... there...
"so.. please now i have a finest f kidnapped... tell me the stories...your skinny Dombas please add some meat to his bones....bring his glorious words please to LIFE..."
....and...
(oh my how the 'beautiful people' were spying on us... jaws agape flouncin' by ..i saw themtoo)
