My 'struggle'

 "their rediculous pinup.... 

" the likes of Liz day and all her Cheltenham babes of the Beeb,  fantasise about getting into his boxers as he has better hair than they could ever struggle to imagine..

" and got conned that there is anything meat and two veg in his dire unstrugglish toilet paper..

" what kind of a man strugglin' can't even manage to keep his facial hair in check and a appear a little on top of the struggle... 

"anyway having read them all..in fact i tell a lie i just couldnt keep up the struggle to finish book six so performatively ' ohh and our friend the great avant garde literary essayist we all wished to emulate... ' so much Nordic dickhead name dropping 

 

"stupid man didnt tell us anything like as the actually fine battle axe babe did at lunchtime today... Scandinavian countries dont go in for the bizarre British brutalisation of the convict...it's almost all about rehab......

"basically he clearly spent far too much time on shrooms in Notty Ill thinking he has to people please them....  why he got his books out....as they cannot conceive of anything struggling to be NOtthem..."

Now....in a whole decade of decameroning DE-Cameroning ....wow!!! thats the best pun in history  - escaping his vile votiness, and it just occurred to me,  well it didnt,  it was my 'soul'  that typed it irrespective of me

Infact that's a point, that homo Homer ... i am sure was a lesbian the way his chaps were portrayed, so performatively in plastic. And so insouciant about facial hair just copying Tate...  

him and his ten year cycles. I defy him! 

As it is impossible to meet such an esteemed Magnificat, i won. It is eleven. Or ten and a half. 

god i would have never have guessed...

what a simply beautiful picture

merely looking up his spellin'

some online nasties are descriminatin'

up comes the ai with "Serbian president height "

 thats so so sweet! it's rediculous how sweet

To attempt to endear

" while they were arrangin' their homo erotic marchin' songs

" the nasties never let Elton's fullest skillset out for long

enough, I'm sure it woz some pre judice...

" can't tell if a boy man or castrati.... whilst them Serbs still arguin about which Titoian militian uniform to wear at the great tea party... 

Anyway....  " i couldn't care

"I couldn't care less what .....

" your childhood cultural mores were ....

" more or less less is more ....

"at last...i met the perfect one....."

THE BIGGEST....skinny babe i have ever met.

(how to chat up Ruskies: " ehh shut up nice showoff coat....but... you have never met ANYone in The west who can quote you Yevgennia... both her glorious Whirlwind books and i do think she was better than the dour Solzhenitsyn. and even know that her mates called her 'Jenny'... " the look... who would have known that Ruskie adjacent can almost cry with homelanditis at one limey sentence....in The Worst Place ..in The World...)

 (recreated in person, she is on the left)