Saturday, 24 January 2026

But forget him, so so insecure he can't even name his own 'sovereign' half, Punjabber

 Calls 'imself an arfpak to what...fit in?

When he was the greatest punsuser of all time...

till he declared war on me....

And thus unplanned NEVER ever wanted

MY 'game' somehow arose through the mists of her Rachmanship

Skippy

burnin'  the tenants furniture for fun


Only by dint of a true battle to the death

( " ehhh... gotta go hold mummy's hand in her grand finale..... thats no excuse for not answering the daily dose of jabbery you certainly never had any empathy for my suggestions only YOU could take on mine lass forex..... and fix err..... ... bet she with her last death rattle correctly identified your actual real identity....you couldv been ANY thing if you wanted ...my son, rattle ...it even had a perfect disguise on the cover... your lot colonisin' to make The The whiteboys look so virtuous and good.... and all you could ever do was pump out Clash tunes well facts happen for a reason, he's long gone dead from being his own pseudself.."

 "





Anyway... to be duelled up the mountain top to " ehh you made me laugh, too..." by the greatest ever Lord of the Pun (and his coup de grace: "prammy",  in one word summing up every university lecherer in this awful uneducated Lord of The flies.... Isle of dogs....  when told they never even heard of great literature such as Extinction by Thommy the real gun.... chuck their towys out of one... and spit at you

even if done very politely with ones cap doffed 


anyway thats him - a draw... cos he always would get more girls than some mere dull whitey such as me, even if i beat him in the pun - the lowest form of bad culture there is....

But... that the other one... 'first generation' so called intellectual...

puritain hot chocolate sipper


Could a few days ago after fifteen teen years of him.....say that..

The worst insult by far in my wholelife ever heard and absorbed as if he wasnt even noticed...

now is an even better happy ending that little Ms Boxing Day

But the one small problem, my Proustian partner also agrees..

Well.. they are not just the majority, they are all of them, but us...

And we are male even if no Britisher can listen to a 100% onlasses life sworn bit of rhetoric ive been doing 5+ years " men have NO voice in the uk for some years and a fair few to come... The Don, Russell.. shane... never mind TAte and whats that one they obsess about in the USA and seemingly will forever ... poor Ghislaine's coercive   brother...oops errata they didnt go for that...finding  she had some responsibility tool.... "


Anyway back to all that matters walking all summer...soon

and for the true inheritor the vanlass ....superest simple ever small space livin

already in the can

and now i really DO know why....

if one cannot even trust ones suposedly goody goody 15 years best friend Man

there aren't any left to If This A 

about

soon






 




Now, when you declare direct (via the backdoor of him the Cambridge Phd)

 war to the bitter split ends of their ..

oops trigger, Maoist - they wouldn't have the first idea

of how it's themtoo

that's the problem...

(so beautifully shown if you are so one dimensional you can't read a book and need a screen in Land of Them Blind)


i mean basically the whole operation is to lament the fact that the one great man with a real mind.... 

at Blackbushetoo

though " bet yer only suckin up to Nottin'm white girls as only the beautifulest of  chox could - popularised by Marvin and Gill, rather than Roy THE man, , to get em to pay for your gas money down to see Joan you couldnt even be bothered pushing thru the Armourplating of the all whitey actually progressive crowd,  upfront, too..i touched her or at least a drop of her sweat dropped from her Dropping The Pilot.... but you're such a black and bad-punk supremacist  you're colourblind to the fact that Stevie began it all...and i decry Yanks more than anyone on the plannit

 as they stole the once notfat

 Margaret... the one greatest freewheelin' beauty of em all, ever...

but true punk spirit genius is ... above your mere petty Clashing punk nonsense

"


Now there's a chain

Tougher to crack than any poor Kunta's visible fetter

But, with an ally like him

we can do better

Neigh all the way.....

under the smelly skirts of every tangoin' lanyard

clad, illietatti only dancin' cos

someone in their Hackney towerblock once told em World Music wasn't that bad

if you're pissed enough to either block it out

or stand next to Cecile Le Gal

At that ultimate Guardian full page "Touragian paradise"

"SPECTACLUHHH! " she did shout

and with real ones who at least express themeselves in deux dimensions

her spatter alone was one, enough


Righty ho..... no fucker buys my bottie, with his fancy tech skills

that'll take me a week of insipid coffees to figure when 'Stripe' allow you to sup from his poison chalice









I know who are the real modern day slaves

Even if i know that them brownies never heard some white trash put it how it NEEDS to be,  it's not them whom are even 'traumatised' descendants, as The Bard rit about "oppression is a cruel TUTOR..injustice a NURSE [ratchett you just wait til she bends over and her hose gives you a cheap thrill as only Rachel Kushner would tease you with - the way to beat them opressin' ].." emphasis on the T and N words

NO bluehair ever in YUK can ever understand as Eleanor Oliphant pickled their brain in yummy picklejuice (they even sell the 'foraged' mushrooms here for bigbucks ...pickled in something just as sour as Katie Fforde....)
 
And just jhow damaging false precious fragility  - 
the default (exclusively white) emigree projectile vomitry
Of the SWestern Wastelands of no real opinion as they upset the crockery

But it is infact the way the default vanlife ownership is nothing to do with living innit or aside
The van became the ultimate in look-at-me I'm so yummy and vagabondy
even if they're only used to run yet more stuff up to some farmers market no farmer can ever afford to frequent

And god forbid one ever hinted that they are only pandering to bourgeois elite
in a region favoured by every ex High court judge or Ministress to retire into
for a reason!
Theyre not stupid, they dont ever want to be pulled up, too on their past


(thats a point my other judge he died last week... the two great nestbeschmuters..Wall and my pet Munby... who wrote a scurrilous paper about how evil the state is...just for me

no silly bluehair  - all whom rule all the Swest
imported pestilence
would ever even understand
parables, persistence....
justice and change doesnt come from their magyc wand)

  


 



https://www.ralphschism.com/2026/01/bloody-foreigners.html


has been updated with part 2 on youtube 40 bleedin minutes that took



 30 excruciating minutes




why, next

Now, i cansoon get it into 3 paragraphs

 ... especially though not exclusively that the "dialogues" to quote The Bump, with even more diluted blood inside proudly adding to the largest race on the planet them Halfbreeds, or in their case quarter ...well....

It's only ever about perraps a little just a little three dimensional 'art' reaching a few more who rightly wouldn't be seen dead at some lanyardclad 'event' where some bored 35 year old  - always female (and Richie with his expensive press he loved to showoff his latest superbright neon outfit aside) , is employed to waste good applejuice doing 'ceremony' on the tree roots as some lanyard Inc pays her to be 'community'  ... 

not even 'liaison' any more ....

And she will get the job as "Navigator"... 


(gobbledygook until tomorrow morn, assuming i manage to live in the 'moment' hustling some more laptop juice .... and start slightly more techy weaving... the only plan)

Anyway if i die of warmth and lovely centred sleepy byes in really very pathetic storms, i think that worked: " sweetie [not 'woke' though the forces that prevail are so strong and will remain so] ....woke has caused Don.... and Nige.... "

I should have added in the greatest story never told - she knows of if the butterflies have remained in one place upon her fine brown head,  " even Agent Z five years in the wokest redbrick universities in the whole land....i looked up Kings London seven years ago and on page one of their so snazzy website they banner-bragged of not just one but EIGHT 'multi sex bogs' or whatever the term is for something that has been standard over LA Manche, forever.....   anyway there are no more ridiculous liars in the universe as every kings military spokesman - one and allman... are militarist thugs...  who have THE ear of the power..indeed are their lapdogs...... but Z... when we had our lacuna October 2024 ....  i mean even I knowing how damaging 15 years of this .....  i couldnt countenance not voting for the brown woman if i was  somehow of LaLAland .... i told her 'until YAnkeeland has a woman at the helm they cannot grow up..'  but she was adamant, so maturely fought back or infact dominated my dialogue, saying  the woke had so damaged everything never mind Free speech being at the root of all the brown one would as sure as ferrits are, snuff out a bit more.......she said she would have voted Orange....   because of woke.... and i still cannot agree,  but she is who YOU need to be nurturing and listening to.. even if its our job as the mature to ponder how to guide....at least into the truly great culture that continues to make her think for herself..."




Friday, 23 January 2026

Soon


But the sunshine comming, soon, too




 tomorrow way before dawn ..if the battery lasts

Illusionistas

 In Portuguese, an illusionist is called ilusionista, a word used for both male and female performers

Blesssserrrrrrr...

"louis.... [sat there on a 15 year stretch - lost his little boy in a crash he caused.... junkie, into the even better  anaesthetic of performative nonviolent  housebreakin', nothin else stopped the pain.....  a big pile of books, all in English, that hottest ever summer in the lowest ever place...] whats it ...about!.....?"

" it's like this Simon..... you hear them....when it comes on someones tranny.....every bloke in here, down on his luck, bleak... failure, heartache... they stop dead, you hear the way every word rolls off their tongues as they hum along, with all of nuance there's ever been,  between the fifty degrees of sweat drops they have to lick away..... it's about only what we, in here ..really know.... we made mistakes or we just couldnt keep from this ultimate failure, but every day we smile and know real.....  dignity.."

And it seems it's so impossible to replicate, from top of the Portuguese pops for many a week

2003

only a few have dared even have a go.... 



And my my he's still going...




TO DO LIST


SUMMERTIME - still todo


LOOK UP DRAFT SUMMER POSTS - done - you figure it


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


right eee hohh...

As there really IS a project infact war

To somehow attack and destroy the saccharine confected vulnerability of the British library and so called academe and i also have a very good chronicle of many a long chat over especially the last 5 years about how dire and totally uninspiring ALL culture became and its their fault

Most academes or even librarians dont read half real books any more


And thats why 96% of employers screw the  self employed DAY LABOURING happy slave to them in their well funded outdoor rotting messes .... We get  illusionistad in this land ...for a decade

But i have every second diarised and it must be something one day a bit Full Monty...

as every smallest conartist

 (my latest rather good line in dialogues " theyre all so so keen to carry on this or that job on their land having seen  i am an utter genius slave labourer mind body in pure dancin' harmony with their job.... their usually fucke dup toolsheds.... their tools... time and motion extraordinaire....  they say the job continues often for months ahead and then one day a text comes in...i guess they mustv run out of their Prozac and.... who knows what as they never explain themselves.. their breaking of verbal contract... ")

i always find immediate major silver lining in their Ubiquitous




Military Industrial not very complex (g=funded)

 lies

which has destroyed small scale countryside community as its ONLY viable on the basis of say what you mean mean what you say

(as we need to plan ahead to some extent balancing perhaps a few potential dayrate day at a time, employment if zero hours contract.... )


my business

But how to do them JOBS and live on...

and make every turn of the screw whether upon one

or them

philosophy better 

and hotter

than the rubbish Steve moanin' McQueen .is  



So...as Pastyshire is despite being the highest car per person land in the land 

so sick and self pitying as a military industrial complex doubtless trainin' Hind's would be assasinatrixes

at her Gweek airport


theyre too thick to even know there own ok word, gibber.... so forget it and lets stay with a  land which adores real education and never moans either

The land of  great words like saudade and illusionistas... 


which is a nicer version of the 

"lying charmy cunt  promised to buy my horse but never saw im again and i saved it for him for months n months the filthy gyppo "...or "that flouncy fancy woman i married promised to keep the land as a next generation farm for our kids  if we divorced but stole it and sold it to developers to pay for her HArvey Nicks knicks 'abit"

(as the stepmum of the one Pasty babe who told me the word gibber did infact do ref their 300 acres three generations a farm until...only one acre left for her to inherit the stepmum spent it all)

 that 'gibbers' means



The rule, of life (all i was is a troubadour, and i met one once, a real one, Time Out wouldn't even notice)

 

inDFRAFTS since 4 aug fix later


Now, before  they ..... hmm what did they do?

Cos 'o course when political correcting was invented (way before some snivelly git who couldnt even get Gregory's Girl, got an Atari and couldn't figure the program so attempted to get some so called woman who thought she was as lesser just cos of some zits.....when a real woman laughs in the face in the mirror  of  so called mankind...)


Made a livin' out of peddling crap so called 'culture' to tourists..... 



 


  Troubadours du Roi Baudouin







That didn't work before. (FIX)


indrafts since 12 august see if i can pick up the riff again one day soon

 

So it - the real 'takedown' the real ...

the real Catotonia


The actual all of 'it' in one word,

begins.


Because, well, at least one don't 'offend'....


And perhaps did take in the Sappho bullshit myth, and fancy boys on vases, when just perraps their whole 'civilisation' ignored the bent charter myth - reality, nobody EVER speaks of...


Just as they 'speak' of liking the sunshine  when in fact they're all in a death cult of one or other high priestess of so called 'van life'  who goes out to paint her infantile artless craptoo, oblivious to oils and paints bein' part of the 'footprint'.  And of course wear loads of clothes in midsummer despite it bein' rather a chore to keep them clean ...ish....just clean enough for the so called 'lesbians' not to turn their nose up

(i've never seen so many peeps wear so so many clothes on the beach at midsummer dotcom.... i didn't know it had reached this mountain top of silly tops saying nuthin'...)

 


Righty ho - back to  the beginning. Him, the childless Iti, takes the parasitical Englishman's cigars. Because he can. When any real Englishman and women,or rather women - those whom guided us by actually great example - quite content with week old gusset fumes keepin the bugs out their beds....



 the actual "simple" life, giving one time around their actual "community" campfires at night to satate simple troofs to hungry yoofs: " no don't be daft, Glandyshire  - a mere outpost of Yankeeland, did sell it's soul to it's dog trainin' hypocondriac sycophantine  lost loony land  where one day a big Orange will be secretly subbing a Tommy-come-lately spouting the same pre 'something will happen' dangerous rhetoric  warpin' the stats to focus on brown crimes rather than the endless little white boys stabbin' their bus-mates ....  because he hates Europe. .. "c'mon Zion! Amos Oz's perfect little Fanatic book won't apply to me and you  because the long curly hair gets in the way of readin' some actually wise words....  and Benj just fashioned himself on an Eastender...   he hates Europe because all Philistines hate foreign movies and foreign food....  and most of Loonyland are. .. so anything that makes Europe look inadequate will be grist to his fathead McBelly...   but no.... once saneish lands like the home of  great minds who knew it was all a big bowl of cherries...




....wont possibly sell their whole sad lost swamp of a country to McBelly to use as an airbase....  of course not....and if they ever did well that's bound to end in tears - the Bear wont like it but selling out hurts the sales team even more deep down than any ranty bear. 

But every single 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002gztm





indrafts 4 aug

But its OUR film that really may cheer yerup
soon



 






following on from the 'theme' in bloody "foreigners" your ridiculous modern day gurus can never ever say ANYthing useful 





"zen"

indrafts since 1 oct 

Righty ho time to fix

even if unlike EVERY miserable moaner of the so called rural lands who shuffle around just cos of a rainy day at 7 degrees - tepid, pleasant able to function and the first day stuck in the tincan all day

means i have rather than walked so as to not be a moaning 'ill'old fart only ever talking about being ill, actually living, have been happily sat all day beginning the big fix.

Days to go.... posts missed out  - half started then the weather gets too nice so i walk.... sadly wont make as much sense to my hundreds of mean racist prejudiced readers who likely think im a smelly gippo so dont put the 50 and 100! Euros that only two ever have in three years in the funding page above,  

.... anyway the kairos of now especially as The Mong has at last succeeded in not failing to keep her halfbred bit of ectoplasm in this time and is 30 weeks.. hasnt failed to keep it in this time rahh rahh ...... and one day will be available as true troubadour of the word maybe even in tandem....

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


so back to sept

THEN back to the summer the most glorious summer ever, really

I want you to not need the compulsory prozac they clearly all are on round here just to go and moan down the grocery store as theyve nothing real to do ever

*************


 wow she is worth gettin' out the little booster

(even if listenin' i hear she doesn't know where "the line" is either - as 'revenge' must only ever be  kindof poetical jokey notional   - there is no )  

Courtesy of the one who single handily destroyed the "counter culture" - his so called 'comedian'....


Now..... it is extraordinary 


oopps hold the 'moment' there - it'll come back...



"cultural Missapropriation" works two ways


and some silly cat madperson, just like the latterday Caathair woman

lies

Takes me back to a time that's gone forever


nope

silly mad people (i never knew they are the 99.9% with their "stares" 

and their mirrored things)

who dont know what 'saudade' means the worst wom...oops i forget it was rightly degenedered to 'person' In The World, sat four years ago or maybe five, on her showoff tricycle and her showoff bimboclothes and her showoff really ugly dyed hair and her showoff " i care" when she's here for eight years just because 

(cut to The Bush yesteraft and theyre discussing how "other peoples faeces" are always "disgusting".... )

'twill always be her-Bush


 and she the Portuguese poo cleaner at sometimes a 'locum'-loco thousand pounds a weekend cleaning up the shit of the oldfolks no unestranged children to   told me her mother tongue that there's a lacuna in it, her 'saudade'  " yes but...it can come back"  unlike dead gone 'Welsh' or even Pastyish, "hiraeth" - i have seen for two years all the so called 'artists' misappropriate as they only trade on hatecrime, too - that of never really believeiing their "spiritual" default to sales-pitch

 

because no matter what

There is only a perfect summer 

 that 

ok the pukka first lot, 1972 - to prove a point that the British "Summer of Love" was a little delayed en route ac ross the pond before carbon emissions were such a  thing - even to The Dean...

wasn't quite so "unique" when it was appropriated and incorporated

Into something not so uniquely  symbolic of an exact moment when in fact you knew exactly where you were



But then the one and only genius of them all.

"bees.... and things..... and flowers..."




" folks get down ...in the sunshine..."


swell i did have on the buzz just thinkin' what date was that as Roy...  the only musician, actually worthy of havin' the word "vibes" in his lexicon

shared language 

and i went up to him that night on his throne at Ronnies, just in the lobby, rightly time out escaping the dampness in the air of every gusset, from Nottin' Ill or some ill underclass as her tampons have pesticide and so called perfumes innit

created a 'vibe' and steamy mist because only one man ever was worth seeing

for the way every woman affront prayin'

" just look my way Roy with that actually real grin....cos i cant remain on the point of cummin any longer

" just Beein....  in the same room as you the only one whom actually likes wimmin..."


And now i know the BBC are cunty racists with bad taste and lie about their recreated past to look good, on trend, who still can't forget their Bowie single they once bought confusing the rainbow disc with an actually good artist who remained who he rightly was, not remembering whether he started it as Holly or Jackie or was it John

And had 'he' oops wrong usage of parenthesis - Heather and Brett remind of of the actual evolutionary biology, "plucked eyebrows" or not, 

known how useful and  time saving pee bottles were

or been on the bus to France where no one gives a fuck which stall, cubicle, sink or mirror, to reposition your so so so ugly mirrored sunglasses,  you use at the   

les toilettes

or "them" bogs


well, you wouldn't have some not funny comedian telling people to commit violence

which will always be "over the line" no excuses especially if you have watched... IT  - so perfectly played by The Estonian man

Anyway ehh where was I i thought nothing much could get to me ..now


But i must remember that shared language

or if one must be showoff class and use larger words, 'lexicon'.


 Even beginning to create your own personal shared language -  "haribo", to "killing them softly" - that was Deepak if my memory serves me rightly, which it usually does.  

Not 'private' as everyone's stuck in that anyway....  and privacy was always absurd and non-"human"...


Anyway.... the BBC so Zeppelinist

They didnt even announce  the one whom would have been better than that arrogant Plant

cos he alone had humility in his face

And was the one perfect 'response' to it all..

Even if losing it to the grape for decades some end up doin' ...its even more tragic really than The Heron

who did


But    

There is only one poet-singer-performer,  

ever

And i am glad i did down Ronnie's dungeon 2000...and

five my ohh my

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/roy-ayers-ubiquity-ronnie-scott-s-london-14319.html


Rest in Peace Roy Ayers and thank you for your gift September 10, 1940 — March 4, 2025.


I missed

The uneducated Bowie pretend-obsessed cunts never even had him on Last Word. their BBC obituary program. the greatest  soul man of all time... and i saw every single woman in his audience whether or not sat with their horrid aristo sugar daddy or fake rapsingin so called poet man.... only want one thing.... "more" not just of his music....

I never seen that before.... especially in The W'Indies or even Africa 





Bloody "foreigners"

not ready til 1800


The ignorant BBC - so so part of the problem 99% of the time is so British sneaky mean mealy mouthed and racist and hateful of you dinosaur brained  "foreigners" not worthy of their uktrawoke snotty little clever dick output, and thus  you  can't listen to it any more!! so you have to use winscribe fab free vpn and set your location to one in the uk

 

 Righty Ho listening to,

The Traitors and unconscious bias

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002q357


Only because theres nothing worse than listening to the Dystopian petit bourgeoisie people  pleasing that comes out of any Southwesterner,  errata 99.99% of their gobs...

who can't even cope with the phrase " her (the 0.01%] born n bred kids will never in a million years afford to even rent a dog kennel here as the incomers and local bourgeoisie so pushed up prices as all they ever think of is their property price cash, and the education so appalling that even chubby social workers and smiley lanyardists of the caring third sector sector can't work out who is faking  chronic endless mental trauma illness to colonise for life   all the 'social housing' when they could work.. clever things..."  

they want you run out of town as of course theytoo inherited one of them houses and in their 'subconscious' know you mean themtoo would have to sell at less than the 'market' rate if anything is ever to change for the next gen


who arent PUSHED by librarians or SWs to read fabulous PARABLES about how all tyrannies work, and eventually need facing up to, and even challenging  such as in the simply glorious easy read  

 so much so that when a self identifying "tart" and "thick bimbo" was MADE coerced and MANipulated  to read it by me lastersummer ....she couldnt put it down she loved it so much and called it her top book of all time  along with ditto The Orwell ..Down and Out... i similarly beat her into flicking through and then tested her on whether or not she had taken it in properly...





PART 2 in here  - google drive file store voice file 12

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XCnq4rK6o4JY9-c65T0raQEJ2uikSNCL?usp=sharing

and free substack audio 

My extremely racist "bodily" 'subconscious' reaction sleeping with four big muvva blackmen.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ralphschism/p/my-extremely-racist-bodily-subconscious?r=2jdt8a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true


and now audio in youtube 



pic kunta Kinte in the superb 1977 Roots on the telly


Bit missed out the Steve McQueen Small Axe series on the BBC was flat and a  lie made up misery which was far rarer than the misery of white trash London in the 70s...in fact i knew up front many west indians in West London  in mid  80s where i set up and my best buddy for some years was one and not one ever spoke of any unhappiness at all..... as in fact very few Windians seccumbed to the heroiner which decimated whitey trash communities.... and in fact they all knew they were a HELL of a lot better off than back home in Jamaica, or Dominica in respect of Rupert Elie's case -  they wouldnt have to be thrashed by a mad sick angry religious sundayschoolteacher  for his sick kicks thrashing the 'devil' out of their black botties...as most of the Windies utterly lost to the deathcult of Christianity  - they the immos  hated one and all..

..and their own 'democracies'  blessem ...CHOSE to retain hanging they used a fair bit....and treated their own peoples most cruelly if they were mad and bad enough to end up on their death rows..

Plus the hard bit: 'intersectionality' power dynamics colonising... yea yea yeahh....

In 1991 due the LEARNINGS that UK was even more murderous than even Pilger would describe so brilliantly... (knowing some coworkers who cheered on over the pilot airwaves reports of "turkey shoots of ragheads") i went into total  hermitude.. gave up..i take NO part ever again in this horrid warmongering ignorant society. Stopped working, started skip diving (for firewood, my only heating)  before some stupid fakebeardy from Bristol made up such a naff term, and stayed at home for several years stopping paying mortgage etc... stopping going out to London or any other nightlife full of effete fools...mainly just reading cheap Russian classics all day..

my only visitor for those two years was my Dominican born friend and not-far-away neighbour.  Most days Rupert would come over in the day toodling up in his little Fiesta car  the back seats down, full of unused builders tools,   and we sat and philosophised..

Dominica then was a very very poor even if famously beautiful island without even a proper road. But it was known as being especially cohesive community. Real community. Rupert was one of the very small 'middle class' but well known as from a decent family who didnt exploit others or team up with yankee Mafia as many other W'indians would...  he had gone to university in the UK and beecame a well respected accountant. Even if he was an extremely lanky reggae loving true almost 'rasta' by appearance. EVERY babe in West Ealing loved him to bits and he would dance with each and every one on the few occasions i went out to a pub or small dive club with him in his home patch. More often at parties in the region. He was by far the most popular-loved person in any smalltown i have ever known.. everybody loved Rupert (and his wife and 2 small daughters).

But Rupert, about a decade older than me, and my only regular friend (as we had the W'Indies in common at first) ,  from around 1988 literally wasted away and mentally collapsed infront of my eyes...    he had sort of given up accounting and had begun as a very small time property developer -  flipper, as they now call it; buying something that was a wreck doing it up and selling on for a profit. Doing the building himself - sometimes i helped him and learned a lot from him in builders' tricks.

But..... but... but what???? I still don't know how to put it. W'Indians do not ever binge drink. Most don't drink that much at all. I knew Rupert around 5 years. I wouldn't have even noticed his drinking when i first met him perhaps mid 80s. But by the time of our sort of falling-in-the hole 2 years regular daily acquaintanceship... most days he would turn up mid morning and just park outside my garden flat and have a special Brew out sipping at the rate of about one per couple of hours...

And gradually he just so slowed down he even gave up most of his building projects. Many days he arrived to park up (only 5 m from my front door) and a few hours later was still there usually half asleep the beer a soporific.

And his family of course 'suffered' he was no longer home much and his amazing wife held the fort well but it was understood that Rupert was no longer available to be relied upon...as father and provider. (they ended up having their quite large house reposessed )

I wouldnt actually have ever called him an 'alcoholic' even if i ahave always been  completely neurotic about drinking  - how ruinous it almost ALWAYS is, as my own father was one.... 

IT was as if Rupert's whole lifeforce gradually just left him... over a few years. Him once THE most enjoyed and respected man in the whole of West and Central Ealing (where he became regular at the nighclub there to socialise from the 70s when it became a cheesy but popular local night out) 

Today without any doubt he would have been classified and likely even hospitalised with 'depression'. But it wasn't...it was something far more of the poetic energy, that doesnt exist, in the universe...

yes, maybe a 'cultural' memory of his enslaved ancestors lived in his soul.. despite the fact that the 'West Indians' of the West Indies  (essentially escaped or eventually released slaves from the Carribbean or  N America) had colonised and killed off the  CARRIB West Indians  -  who were the original peoples there up until maybe 300 years ago

maybe some deep 'oppressed'  something inside him had caused this ( i even thought at the time -often i gently attempted to wean him off his poison  and get back gently into the saddle) ... something the cult of intersectionality are indeed right to point to.... I've never known any white man who simply withered from inside as Rupert did in front of my eyes ....

But I've also never known any white man or even raghead with such a truly functional modern ultra lovely family - who i knew well... and from such a REAL paradise muvvaland...i had lived around his home Island, and without any rose tinted specs knew it was a rare paradise when 90% of the rest of The Caribbean was a hellhole full of mad junkie women addicted to cocaine shopping and facelifts... escaped from Gweek... (i am serious - indeed exiled from even Gweek! as they had been too much for even Hatesville, there ) 


its too fuckin' complex to allow the uneducated children of UK academe addicted to hairdying their pubses that's if they aint too neurotic to ocd  so as to obsessively shave each whisp down there; or addicted to MAoist  lanyardism,  to be anywhere near this subject as they make 'it' worse.... even if i'm not sure the 'it' exists.... 


file voice 10 

in the same folder is about the SOLUTION which will fail due snobbery and petit bourgeoisery....i am guiding a local powerbroker into setting up a GROWN UP library

All local libraries in the uk as anodyne and limpid indeed syphilitic as the bbc 99% of the time...

(ive done a BIG tour.... i see no real books such as the one about the syphilitic bimbo  single mum who did the greatest ever legal test case in ....his.story ... cos she learbned errself from books ow to do it...


only books (large collarge soon... only allowed books about how youre erven cooler if youve got compulsory ADHD or some other made up euphemism for havin been  badly parented.... and she created a fairly good poet from her loins, too!)




ref made to

Adeel Akhtar, actor on Desert Island Discs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002q27z

performing the words that look good to future casting agencies rather than educating us about anything useful 


Righty righty ho...

 she isn't in their playbook

we shall come back to her, soon.





It's last year i will be going back to and many are already in the can

but to try and finish off the theme park here...

and also for Leon's daughter!
the true simple living next generation 
who born here knows she must get the hell out of hell, heretoo

to Europe....with her man
Merecdes oldschool vanman



(it was even worse than i had rudely imagined 'yoga'... so so many gathering to be 'healed' with....needles)


so so many half rit pieces in drafts here even from a  year ago.... 
One last week here onnit
lets see where we get to

and righty righty ho for the wonderful young vanbabe getting the hell out of her born and bredto hell, there are 10 vidclips between the above and this below 

on how to persist...in super small tin can...  no matter what
as it gives you real 'energy' to whip the odd ass into DOing what they say they are...

to be inserted later

later
plus for the meanest ever users, voyeurs.... except mister N Walker ...
Not having any cash means i got my spring cleaning fully done yesters
 and its not even at scientifically measured mid coldest wintertime 











Thursday, 22 January 2026

Mid 80s

 If one was a puddlejumper captain plyin' ones trade all over their Virgin Aisles, 

West Indian Isles (fair dinkum those rastamen had taste, why they faked Bob's natural 'zen' )

Aviation lore was 


Even in The Windies not exactly known for default slimness

Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander


that's 'certificated' to carry ten pax

however.... only up North as far as Cuba

Anywhere further up....

certificated only for eight

As 'twas even tacit-admitted by YAnkee Feds

certificators

up there, by default, all rather overweight


Anyway of no interest but what is

I know if one had Richard Bachian plied ones trade 

at every county fayre  the whole land

barnstormin' town to town to show off 

barrel rollin all over the polluted land

200 odd million "lonely" overnight

pitstops

 


Not one ever would one ever be able to know if even one was 

ever able to, 

ave one

 never mind if they'r  'avin one

for real....


But blessem poor lost last decade immo children they're colonisin'

the wrong Western Europe lands

I never met a European woman who would dream

of fakin' her one, 

 and i do believe the English are even more Litteratti at 

PR

under the covers,  of...

what i no longer know

Except deep down most of them want to be 

bigfatorangeman, bought, too


Right ho for real...

 As there is and always was a sequence...

And junkiness is forgiven especially as Mister Kennedy is apparently doing a fair job in his Darkhouse of the fat and loon, I have no interest in other than if one truly doth chronicle its quite astonishing the amount of YAnkee lanyardists invaded here and are under the hems of the 'institutions' - its now at least 45% of public spokespeeps are yanks....for the institutions dealing with children, and mental health....and childrens mental health

I mean thats like putting the Ferrits in charge of the  foodbank  that is inversely fussy and will only  feed  the carnivores.... 

A country where every other day a kid takes a tommy gun to school, or even mum 'ndad.... consulting for large lanyward fees, here... behind their have a nice day and ive lived 'n loved in Yankland no point not only are they the worst in the sac ...ever... but not one ever ever means what they say ever...

why of course you end up with the greatest comedic  shitshow ever

that's almost beating Monty for Pythonate constriction and impossible to apprehension

(the above fact, all that stolen money working for yank third sector orgs - last 20 years, allows them to come and put themselves out of a subpoena's reach once theyve cashed in the shares or found some new identity and stashed it in the CAymans ... and run away to  especially The Sourcelands and recreate themselves as smiley saccharine consultant to Universities constructing UK and health child policy...weird that about the most unhealthy premature death rate land in the so called 'developed' lands...  getting their big smelly foot so far wedged in your front door....   )


Meanwhile the Miss Information in the even more ignorant hereland is even worse than that in their Yank homeland for example even if i NEVER talk about health or medicine ...so have noone to talk to...

And always take a balanced middle ground, my lass i took, with no money in my bank ever, to the lands of precautionary principle, in that a separate dose of virus in the arm,  for measels .. mumps and  the other one too google easy so i wont say it as the ridiculous obsession on such things ruined society and all once saneish 'activist' types fell down Alice's toilet where even the waters within were Glassfake and designed to 

waste

your time

in Frogland  2002ish you could pay a VERY small fee and have the three injections, seperately

cautiously

Likely still can.


However... nobody told you the following: there is an agreed protocol throughout Europe  attempting to balance, 'novel' medicines treatments and the like 

(i say as someone so close to  

that wonderful 1960s painpill that was world heralded as  "OF COURSE 'armless!!"




that in Yankeeland .... this protocol of applying precautionary balanced principle to shovi'n kids with so many 'medicines' in their arm as soon as they drop...

or likely dropped by some fattie  scramblin for her fatjab as soon as the lump is out and she's given the all clear she can resume her poisons...


does not apply and Mister Kennedy rather than giving everyone instant Measels mumps and the other one indeed is merely realigning the MAD lands with the European guidelines...

I have never referred to such irrelevances when theyre buggerin  their kids even moreso eatin all the crapfood and shoutin all the shouty angst from EAstenders when the poor things are still in the so called womb

As was known 3 decades ago

Anyway.....

Knowing now all io will ever need tyo know about the main indeed hidden agenda of the sneakiest peeps on The Planet - at least you know where you are with a Yank,  you dont exist unless they can make cash from you, or somehow are useful in their schemes to hide their home grown psychopathy  where its default to even cover up the PFOAS leachin into their 

Dark Waters

no point even mentioning in YUK

It's like this the droll but true I Daniel Blake was infact seen by SIX times more Frogs than brits 

whom en masse decades ago indeed basically adopted the real life original Disneyland as their preferred holidaying spot

Anyway no point... caring other than to attempt some beautiful poignant heartstoppin...

tale tellin'

And even if ... well its so part of it

But the awful oldman 

(ohh yes the last one on EU i didnt finish...


NO self respecting ordinary European middle classist or gillet jaune underclass would ever waste their hard earned escargot munchin' cash on 'COLLECTING' 

stamps,  china, garden gnomes, antique landrovers, even antique private jets  or Alistair evil mad Crowley first editions...



(add that bit in later with more flourishment's and anecdote..) 


 To 97% of Europeans a book is to READ.... to 87.3% of YUKs a book in even a charity shop is to flick through and see if its a 'collectable' edition 

and anyone going to YAnkland 40 years ago knew a land where they are so obsessed with every stat and number must be always to the nearest decimal point rather than...

"most"

was born mad and badly esteemed, 250 years ago

so fuck back into the womb  they'll be jabbin as mad as a MAdhatter if they could

and get reborn propper 

according to fine European varxxxxanation principles that adhere to the science of at least the precautionary principle invented while they were still canibalising the locals no doubt such bad hunters they have to go for the Injuns rather than the bears or  the fishies before they became the number one piss-in-yer-own-water country of the world...



Now..i hate such cheap shortcut words such as avenge
And it's incorrect not even clickbait as no one check in any more to The Tube great i am free

BUt if there is one story that needs telling most...
Well it already has been in the 'friends' one a week ago or was it 4 or 5 days

Peppa

En route for the "paradise" ...  on sea
she never told me
Infact in her head even then i bet it was Hatesville.
(privately: " come and rescue me..")

But someone really in need came by and
last act
no act
Even if the well paid to be religious religious man's was:
" yes i'll... errata me and the well known wife preacher to many churches, 'll see if we can help you find her the desperately needed therapy"



ok.... but she needs to be turned into something far more real and as poignant as the truth of heretoo...

strangely a halfy ... Lebanese or quite likely her gran one of the original biggest failures ever in history..

the original Palestinian freedom fighter biggtime

late 50s bigbombs

and kidnapped by some English so called attache

And given to some Brideshead addict 

here





Anyway righty ho now....

soon

The annals, of how at least  50% ...over arf....

invaded the lasterregion and they literally would do ANYthing to  be able to afford the ticket back to the ashram...or KAshmir... oops as they are the most a-political generation ever extant

 of course that didnt end well so they can't

And there is one thing worse far far worse than those YAnks

Amateurs when it comes to  PR

spin, 

tellin' porkie pies with a believable yummymummy plenished grin

(who also destroyed Pep so interestingly

only Houellebecq homed in on them lastercentury

But Cecile and her twenty yearback rejection,

despite her honour in leaving behind the perfect booklist

Thomas Bernhard and all the rest of the real writers

knows as any fine Frog is born to

l'amour merely a game, of pretend war

and one day in her onher

all i care for

is Upending Michelle's dominance with his finest Atomise

especially as nobody really even noticed it here, as almost Most of the Time

default 

but one could never even hint their kids madness

surfharm, default false allegationing

even at their Steiners or othersuch elite Temples of nothing

, THEIR 'fault')











 Well.... I look for the deep and meaningful film.  Even if Mrs Withnail defrauds the peeps by using the Killing Fields cash on huntswoman attire,  and showing her Cruella spots most projectively on Boxing day

at Hay...

I have never seen anything that so beats Bruces  Dith Pran for purest ever ...

something so wordless in the way  beyond genius

bringing to life the potentially  Voiceless

through her voice 




Wednesday, 21 January 2026

oh shit ..reprise


For the paupers

and i know Hind's mum wouldn't mind

 https://xprime.stream/


( all popups are fake and can be batted away unlike all regional SWesternshire projectionistas projecting care... who i know cant be batted away unfortunately and don't even respond to " in smelly tincan in the most wonderful summer ever there hasnt been one single flie this year i needed to bat away.... ehh you gotta problem" they are in charge dominate  all ...purest acedia - i have a new equation today on what causes it in my can .....soon)

imdb 8.6 and not for projectile Totnes compulsory woo woo virtue signalling reasons ...

but because cos its your fault

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt36943034/





( unless you donated to Pilger's true bastard worthy son, the ginger  at https://www.declassifieduk.org/ my chief Mong babe ... and agent Z swear by only him) 


What is Europe?

Especially the 100% effete of places like The Source for years have said whist shopping for alpaca womb-wraps (pics soon) that they don't 'do' politics. 'Twas known the effeteratti became only Disney-on-mudbath  Glasto-tolerant some decades ago where infantilisation was hidden behind... fluttery bits of flag, too...asitappens...

which is the ONLY reason your sceptic footbath of a mucky coasted shithole will for 100% certain spend the next decade with Nige, or even worse ones like Tyce, in the news..

they  - the effeteratti, do listen to if only to check what may affect their pyramid .... supplement conjob sales operation

or shamniac 'guided' tour dreamjob guiding peeps to the puke bucket under pretence of 'enlightenment' ideally to  Costa Rica as there are fewer machete weildin' local cops there ...for a reason... a delightful brand of consumerist tyranny lite...

.... and whist they are in fact THE POWER  - they run the third sector and have the posher houses... and even the likes of Gove will come and have a shamniac mud-bath therapy  now'n again within their garden grounds....especially if a 'boutique' sauna is on the menu ....to humour them or more likely the Missus if her Mail is payin' for the 'retreat'.... to Dooneshire, or for the actually power, Horrorfordshire who bought 'intellect' by being seen,  at a dreadful Yannis talk at Hay 

And pretending to allcomers theytoo have a second home there .....


Anyway all i know is that for 40 years Europe was my work and 100% existence even if only latterly battling to rescue a halfbreed one who still is one

but i NEVER ever hear any Britisher ever even know the first thing about what Europe really was and still is as supertankers take decades to turn around...

And I know for a fact as sure as ferrits are that only by knowing the real Europe, do you understand the real perverse outlier...here....

BUt you dont even have to waste decades reading bad books on it or even worse the completely wrong internet on it..

or go there

i went and lived loved worked there for you.... with a Primo Levi (non deathcult book)  in my bag as great example: how to be objective.. merely notice the REAL working and personal lives of those he encountered as many year professional  itineranttoo.... 

 

Free substack audio



What IS Europe? Until you know the real true version of Europe (over 40 years) i NEVER hear, you cannot know what IS the UK. Nor your real future.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ralphschism/p/what-is-europe-until-you-know-the?r=2jdt8a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true


And if you can find ANY sanity on the most popular supposed mainstream  'heterodox thinking' channels -  Konstantin , poor Alistair the only British PM i recall trading on his Christianity,  Tony's spin doctor lapdog,  and even poorer rich snivelly Rory, i shall eat my pondcast.


under construction

not ready til come back later

NOTES AND BITS FORGOTTEN WILL BE HERE LATER

 IN SPONTANEOUS AUDIO MADE PREDAWN 


WHERE I AM SURE PUNCHLINE FORGOTTEN, TOO...


BUT IT WILL RETURN...always does even if months later







(in drafts since 12 non 2025 FIX later) Actions speak...

my ohh my...

At last! a neighbour in a lovely green van

( the 100% fake #vanlife stickers
stick at home
and on their sillyphone 
the only one spied actually  overnight)

" gosh you look absurdly happy you foolishly absurd man...
" me im just going to the laundrette then back to my land ... 
"biggest mistake i ever made a decade back ... this county too pestilent for any mere magic wand
"horrid place.... back to base"

" sir you are wrong about onething there





 

soon, edit in a bit this has been in drafts 2 mths i forgot