The psychology of simplest living, via my stories of many years truly simplest living. Real ones - not earnest or pious.
Ten years a landloper. Time to tell those tales, too.
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because there is always a silver lining in that really good camera unusuable died dead.... means i have to use the shitty one and at least i can get a file off it and then actually SEE if it is the right one the good one stopped letting me do so why ..last 'summering' takes so so long
However unlike inhuman made up words like transhumant, (i think it is a tenner) when i am a nomad all my life in every single way possible - and even really did do transhumant things with my flock of sheep as a commoner on the high hills shepherding them around to places where tourists wouldnt see transumant things being done...errata no tourists in them hills so one could do a whole flock of transhumant nomadic pasturalist things and no one but them would care...
except ALL so called innate things must be immediately stopped 199% when one has a child to be human with 100% all the time from birth (she agreed nobody can do anymore)
And only then when every last agonising 0.00000000001% of time twenty xeven years on, is given to them, only.... is one free to
...to what? At last i am done in for words.... as whilst everyone else is pretending not to be plasticbagging their own inner head....
I have never had such a sublime perfect territory, AND full on saudade
in one day
And i knew i should ignore someone...
But now i know i was wrong.
Anyway far more important if one were to wish to roll out some slightly more proper writerly writing..
As i am quite sure even whatsisface that wriote the first one ..Gilgamesh... i wouldnt bother a tad too taking itself too seriously...
not only do i have in the nosebag a ten times better tale of epicness ...
But at last am sure, exactly...not mainly, but perfectly
Who it would be...for
And the word perfect is there for a three dimensional reason it would take ten volumes of Proust to just maybe sum her up...
figuratively wrong word allegorically still wrong... just perfectly.
The really sad thing though is so many ...errata a few okish ones... still don't can't understand that constructive critique is healthy and what the fact that they didn't buy their little palaces in downtown Plymouth (i.e. "its full of junkies and more clap that Bill Gates may have got in this operating system and the other posher one for rich private schooled tossers") and chose thisterregion based on cosntructive critique but if one constructively critiques here of course by default its " why are you here then ..?!?"
well one may be stranded due non payment of verbal contracteds ..or other reasons ...or just know the walks everywhere else are more noisy...
to be cont
if i recover from saudade
and saudade is not a word you throw around to make yourself seem good in prep for a workshop...
sauade is the only thing there is between life, and death:
life itself
and what everyone else is dying from and caused to look very old from, not living it, as they believe their perfected version is the pinacle
If you just persist a little...and dont believe your own constructive critique...
Even if all clips only for philosophical reasons and i aint even started yet ... that shall (correct use of a word the 'dyslexix can learn, even if takes 40 years for em to grow up and rewire their own brain no tolls needed except just DOin it) - meanin' it WILL happen.... over the next glorious decade
As its so much fun to go back now i know all the reasons
....even she Mrs MOO merely full of illusion
And all clips (unless the very few baddies taking public money over long periods of time in their big con whom never even said quietly in the woodshed " im just a shabby conartist like all the rest of us who invaded
and pretended..
but at least i shall give some of my extremely well public funded - i mean Queen of the rip,
'ABUNDANT' vegetables from my HEATED!! walled ancient garden .....
to the poor stood outside COOPlityerally starving as could be seen from their man faces....
that xmas eve 2018ish you saw Simon ok.... .
but only if you continue rubbin me there .... yes!!!! THAT way "
had she said so one could have been 'bought'...but only if Newport Jen had admitted her true Queen conliness...
the rest a fringe benefit...or had the email even been acknowledged ...well that would be a free pass not to be even slightly hinted at whom....
they all had their chances ...
to be whom their FAkebook said or rather marketed themselves as
ARE
But all innocents the camera is angled to never even hint what county, within
And merely part of my long dull lifetime philopsophy
to do
next soon
as one is basking for several days in the total warm plensishment
at a whole day of full body
ultra deft every foothold a matter of life or guaranteed eath
or sprained summit
doin the job
ANF diuel purp
every singleone must be saved and a little later she fluttered her way off BYE BYE
errata if human ehh whats the word for allegory, mustv been one of em non 'binaries' or a rare one as no men ever keep to their word and just butterfly off, and only 1% of the babes are worth saving, before also butterflyin' to the next, what exactly i never do know?
yesters if not date time stamped
i'm not THAT much of a perfectionista
meaning ...three years ago almost to the day i must check for all the super sticious numbties..
And me..i sometimes like to mark a date, overdue, due..or symbolic
only as there's nothing else to do as none of em ever even believe their 'fates'... or even 'coincidences'...
Now all i know is that i told the teacher woman, a definitely right word for her super sexy gait and the truly most beautiful thing there is - you cannot buy filigree lines emanating from eyeballs which seem to be a bit honest and truthful..
I first stopped dead in my seat sawing them December 2012.
(false alarm we would discover a few years later oops the year of 2020 "oh lord even HER!!" sat outside Horrorford cathedral on her device so stressing out ... and she was a so called 'steiner' school were are the zenned peeps, teacher "sorry i can't talk now I'm in a crisis in here" the one and only woman better call her a girl stuck in her horrid decices showing off she was stuck in her horrid device when the whole point of that love was to sit across from her at the cafe and celebrate we both had very basic same-steam-driven-model Nokias ...)
Now... there may well be nothing better than hearing " gosh you are siklled" upon seeing my truly fabulous balance walking - neigh running... (going WITH ther flow of the hill and the wright ) with the weight of my heavy load - her plank..
yesters
But really all that matters is yes i told that teacherwoman near twomonths ago the truth
But why... why say as i said " nope i wouldnt now want one.."
Except as a fascist bodyophobe so many years from the fine sport the only one i have ebver engaged in, of people watching to pass the time in dusty hinterland smalltown squares in midspain, ye olde Portugal - still the one last bastion of some sanity as long as its the top half away from the bottom half infected by the "English ("to see... " how obsessed they are that even a stray pubic hair isnt showing through their bottom half and all the rest)
The most interesting thing of all about The Source lands apart from even HE seemingly is an illusionista... which beggars belief unless he died after my last roundup simple todo list email...
Is the gait. Plus posture. To sit and what is life if full of care..... thistermorn one of many just waiting for the laptop to warm up so as to harvest every loose joule of energy, slowly and surely more haste less speed dont waste a loose electron ...
And across the car park there is the best ever example of the local species as per lasterregion but i didnt understand...
why my 2020 best new real 'friend' and companera... and almost coparent of hers... they getting so much of metoo, only for them... could not keep to her pact...
And a farmers wifetoo (even if due PC reasons i always say equitability farmer person - truly"! and she would laugh at least..knowing who wore the trousers or in her case sexy leotards in her kitchen... ) even if with a several grand personalised numberplate MOO...
But i didnt understand how ... her "yea" meant....nothing
Until observing fully all the sybarite downsizers who once were some "human resources development systems engineer" in other words fuckin office worker, i know you unlike me will betoo
when they crawl up the slimey ladder eventually making enough cash via Thatchers home rip off economy if they win that game of roulette and cash out on top...
Ended up in regions indeed 99% of all of Dooneshire, saying, speaking, of their lovely plenished rural existence - and they have far better uniforms - literally every patch, perfect, especially if they got off ebay a new one of those little Maoist cloth green handbag bags you saw as default at Portobello market 40 years ago...
Image 100% - every smallest item must fit in exactly with the image that says especially if bloke " i am a rustic perfect zenny calm and truly naycher plenished man who has done ALL my 'soul' 'work'.. got over mummies drugs [Bard phrase] been at mens circles in the hills only drinking three bottled beers [the day the world went crass] ... and beating my chest whist crying when i really just want to cry about how much some Charles Eisenstein type selling 'personal development' courses from his Gweek whoresboat infact was a pyramid scheme i ended up mortgaging mummy' horsebox to pay for and i cant go to the fuzz and report the fraud as they'll giggle at metoo.... "
But it's their gait... I mean here you are (ONLY occasionally now having realised Utterly no point) at 'Gateway' drug to going up on the very underwhelming Moor to perform I am Indiana Jones too, (NOT ME i wear the same clothes all day day in and out for meditation in van atnight very long 'adventures' by foot up and down dale, work in the day )
..... In the number one ..well imagine the sales brochures ( i hear there's a rather a lot of nimbyism at the next tranche of shitpipes being developed around the less people-watchin-fun carpark.... " come and realise your deams of a qiuietr naycher abundantly plenished rural dream quiiet life and slow down youve earned it all those years as privateer rippin off the taxman through your suposed consultancy to the Nutzi Health service or Monsanto, same thing...now at last you can breathe... I did it..."
and - well him thistermorn, all togged up to look like he is a perfect sweet little market gardener even if a rich version who can afford those absurd 50 quid 'workman's trousers tailored and a pocket on every kneepatch and small ones for your tweezers if a splinter gets through your health and safety protective kneepatches, and threatens immediate death by said splinter... off to scythe a little patch of brambles or even dandelions for his morning coffee...
BUt they all hurry....superfast they strut and powermarch as if in the opening of the what was it Six Million Dollar Bloke ...through town and byeway... even moreso if female
and oif course as soon as they go for a li'l old jog theyve got to strap on the lastest micro heart and ...i was going to write 'soul' monitor...but that would be a tautological impossiblility...as you can only glimpse it if you have so slowed down its daft
HOW!!! ever... there is a philosophical matter to deal with being yes slow steady BUT as i said yesters" no its not strength.. [ when faced witha massive amount of wood to move over very very obstacle course land] its far far more the dance or yoga to a factor of 10 .... as every smallest step at least ten in the future must be pondered swiftly for angle mudslide factor and most important of all time and motion.... or one never will get any JOB done.... as for 30 years none of em ever helped i win i had 30 years of free yoga/pilots and mindful ballet dancin tango classes for free... all on a tightrope"
AGGHH YES REMINDS ME all i care about is my image and it was so sad when even JP a few years ago goes 'conspiracy theory' and even Orangemanist .... as he had such a goods start being above all 'politics' but at the same time sharing the only 'politics' we needed - parodying the neurotix with such skill....
But i am (in substack audios) above ALL silly modern politics as all modern politics especially if Green is based on being a phobe... and even if for a few weeks of youth was part of the gentry i knew even age 12 or 13 that a greart divide or difference top and bottom means in fact many of the toplot die far too young also....so communitarianism is good..
except bnone of the aforementioned even European yoiunger men so called intellectuals have the first idea about how impossible any of that has been for 15+ years as the ones who go around bleating "community" are the worst Thatcherites of all merely spinning something they may entrepenuer their way into making a tax loss on
so they claim the vat back on the range rover bought with Mummy's L'Oreals...
Anyway ...
Philosophy.
Now for some years the exact opposite of a nihilist as i believe there is something worth remaining alive for even if one cannot ever know for sure even what
But then once you have spent a whole adult lifetime peepwatchin (no more its bad for you they are 99% so so nervy and projecting... they know not what but i bet they stay up putting it on their FAkebook) ...and AND! are a philosopher more aside ..and above... than even SAint Ex was...
In short before maybe 50 or before you realise every word coming out of every gob here is false....
be diligent and methodical and do ones annual (self employed but never ever above the tax threshold or you are just paying into the Jen Oh Cider fund and i mean from Gulf War 1 which if you were a spotty Iraqi teen conscripted to be cannon fodder or else - "run away and we pull out your mummies toenails and make her eat them without garnish!" so as the fine British Military could turkey shoot many thousands whilst retreating from Kuwait up a road theres no way of tricking anyone you are runing away as its the only narrow road upon a whole rather open desrt so no double crossin... thats if you ask me against the 'international laws' which should be simplified on day 1 of Gaza or any other such as " against the Geneva Convention" [ too starve civilian Gazzans as them fine Israelis announced they would do on Oct 8th a fgew years ago ...and this writing was correct that day stated if you care about PAllies protest ONLY for one thing: they be helped to leave.. cos theyve addit GC breached day 1 and no gov said " sanctioned if you do" thats the day 70 or maybe 100 thou died..persiod....
walk away... we will give you jobs cleanin our bogs if you are lucky even if at some island we have 'protectorate' over still like the CAymans and that way no vat on you either ..... as they are now doing today i believe ] ] )
so.... in short not for fiscal reasons but for theres no point e er trusting anyone here for 5 years known reasons
ALWAYS .... this year one of those Blue Peter "and here is one we prepared earlier" ... fakes but all the other last 5 years in fact probab;ly 10.... past fifty OR knowing all tyoung people are so useless ruined by p;arents to not even KNOW a fair deal..... leave your tax return until the very last second - 14 hrs from now) before wasting one second on it ...
AND dont bother to even read the questions ...
(in 'more info'
HACKERS - if you go REALLY slow you may find data to hack and even pervert nothin innit though ever, i won you wasted your time furthermore you're only unparented lost kids... google frank Abnigail his Google talk he was chief lostchild cleverdick lost kid and..grew up...superman! hack your useless mum n dads bank account first - as if they had parented your proper you wouldnt be hacking in the firstplace ....and clear them out as revenge )
i go ALL the way
which may sound reckless especially when you film it and have passwords showing as above ...
however is ten times more Solomon than you may assume - infact as aforementioned the silly man dying with several 18 year olds in his bed if thats to be believed... he cannot have been even smallest bit wise as they dont get " if i could have one wish" (walking hills talkin to self) until 53 at least....
.... very unfinished piece on philosophy - includes err below one of my very very few goddesses...
especially now production ' values' of recording are so so so unwell and ill ...
but thats the point, unconfected rough and ready even if the truth is the SWestern babes only like London DeBotty heads they think they can control with their spray on polish...
( wow thats a metaphor word picture)
should in theory increase discovery and perceived authenticity
.but how do you get discoverated who knows ...
some like it though
ralph substack post
but you have to start at the beginning bear 3 years back....
and then i shall really say why...in writing
IF YOU LIKE MY WAFFLE YOU SPREAD IT PLEASE... OR TO USE THE CLEVERDICK WORD GET ME SOME 'DISCOVERY', AS I LIVE 100% OFF GRID - NO SPARE TIME WITH LAPTOP TO EVER FIGURE HOW TO
but theres a sequence and stuff in the shitpipeline
far too much but why not
The cult killed all discourse and all ....
or maybe not....
what's her woodshed story?
out of the blue
we shall see
Now this may look nothing but if one puts together hundreds of little clips of lived experience of the aforementioned Kushner Principle even if i figured it two decades back and it was so splendid to read a woman actually understood the reality of real life without moaning just expecting the worst of EVERYone and taking baby steps to ... get a little back up front
and THE most important thing of all about JOBS is to only take them on where you get a bonus none of their stolen Southern loot can ever match
always...
righty ho now just how many 'artists' approached from July 2020 said they cared and would do something to commemorate the largest by far for 100km badger set extincted by Mrs Extinction rebellion and her mad church highup ex miliary creep
none ever followed through so one day i shall..
its all in the can
right loads more maybe tomorrow and it hurts as i only like writing rubbish really
Now to you... all, i guess; well i know as i am a people watcher have been all my life which includes listening....to moans and subtler forms of endless self pity that are your fancy currencies...
and the postures so bowed down so continue and the moaning is even louder...
Except i now have no pity whatsoever as i get it now meandering the real 'wellness' central places ...just a little whilst uploading many biggerbytes still to do for my hypochondriac viewers - said as i have yet to meet anyone who isn't so prove you ain't!
BUT yes its the body language the postures you see as they pile out of a range of very 'individuated' expensive performative vans.... at the SPECIAL gathering places where the special workshops are held ...
And i really do 'get' it now it is a 100% full on cult...
Just a dull cult
of complete obserssion about every smallest made up ailment thing wrong and of course joining together for the healings, cures, and ...well you can't cure the ONLY thing that's really wrong with them (the men you see follow them in if coupling up to be ripped off, adopting the posture of pliant little pet.. ) that nobody cvame up with great enough real literature about how ONLY women who have got over themselves a bit which only starts at 53 are indeed the only desirable ones of the lot
No exceptions.
None..
But they all believe the ads and endless Woman's Hour moaning about not getting enough cinematic roles past even fourty... when you havent even begun to begin your real womanhoodf so why should they!
Sorry the true sex machine Isabelle Huppert ...
fuck me even i am shocked i had no idea...
is 72 and that was probably her latest photoshoot last week...she still gets yearly big parts and probably daily big parts too....in super chauvinist Frogoland i wonder how....
and she knows EXACTLY why we watch every new movie with bated breath especially her superb intelligent 'R word' one.. to see if you get a look at the old guss... she loves to tease us all will she or wont she
she is better than all of Pornhub put together... total 100% sexbomb no questions and quite capable of dealing with any 'handsy' old Gerard too one knows for sure... not that i waste my time on Jenny D's (basically Horrorfordshire's camilabatmanghelidjh except Jen's fingers in the till were slender and lovely from all her 10hr a day yoga wokshops...why she never had any time to actually admionister to the poor and mad of the region as her charity advertised so so brashly for years it did - still putting up her wall back safely with Mr Swiss banker back on the ski slopes... safely clear of the extradition treaties too one must assume ) successor
Anyway ... the cult yes and i really resist lowering myself to even once refer to the most magnificent year for many 2020 and never use the 'p'word as far more people die of complications due being freaked out of their silly heads watching the Sky news tickertape that spring as my fat neighbour would shoutin about 'n*'s not wearin masks when there werent any in Kington and forgetting we werent in a 'bubble' when he got lonely and needed someone to moan about "its the immos innit" even if ...to be cont
yes this 100% perfect and completely inpenetrable bubble they all entered - of small things wrong with or need fixing in my body... starting 15ish years ago...
And when you randomly encounter them at an off the beaten track expensive gathering public amentity paid for with council funding ... it is like that scene in an old horror movie - the fun ones kids watch when theyre mystically alerted to some ceremonial culty necessity to obey and obeyingly silently converge at cult central
And i am not stupid you can't beat a good ole cult...nor the real cause - just dull grief for their perceived loss of bourgeois existence 2020 was to them - a replacement vintage patinated camper or shepherds hut every five years ... maybe not quite so automatically any more with a bit of a 'downturn' on the horizon and when there is nothing else at all between your ears except your look, wellness, look, and pretence at staging things like the worst culture ever in history if you con the council to give you a leg up and can also get the charity credentials......of course you grieve if its lost or seems so...
so they were all just in grief
couldnt give a toss about any bug or supposed healthy options.. grief
and people in grief can never be spoken with even by a rather good counsellor like me of peeps with real life changing probs such as their itzy witzy little bit of BPD is in the way of winning the legal case to retain their own children...
so yes a cult
Nothing to do with me long planning to go and hide in the High Mountains of Serbia or even Patagonia no not the brand
However.... the 'inside rail' on 'activism' which is merely truth to power ...and thinking FOR oneself when the rest are being silly one of the firast greatest modern proponents the other Simone....
BUt it matters in that this absurd neuroticism about the small things of course meant that every single so called 'activist' who may have occasionally done some real activisting ever since 2020 all they do is bleat on STILL about some maybe medical treatement nobody in a million years would have forced anyone to have and anyway if they get close you just swivel your eyes snort and you can get lessons on how to do so any day in a library in britain for free..
and even with armour plating no way is even G4s gonna come anywhere near you... its TOO easy to make the feds just pretend you are not there " i am homeless is a superb opening strategy" after all they can't really check
but no... its as if they wear it as a badge of honour
The 'resistance' .. ehh not really; for several reasons the main one being the CULT of little things "wrong with MY body". ( Masterclass on how to resist)
main reference now i am A a farmer of the hills that didnt have any lovely Lornas in them so loneliness sorts the men from the boys, B all life very self aware thank you, of the reality of my quite nortmal body even with a few birth defects... and if some Southern or MArches invader woman approached me especially in summer when my come-and-go elbow psoriasis ive had all my life was in an uppity phase and she would always with the same brochure-look say " i can get you a cream for that you know... you dont have to suffer" with that LOOK in their eyes ... i would then autorespond..." gosh until you mentioned it funny thing we've never met and if i had made a personal bodily comment about you i bet you the fripoff price of your little cream you would have called the Keystones by now bleatring personal offense invading your space cadet bubble.... and furthermore and far more important as you can say ANYthing to a real human and they dont care....i had actually forgotten it was even there for the last decade furthermore when i was about 30 i looked up best dermatologist in Harley st as a birthday treaty for my own plenishy self carfeing wellness.... once and spoke to his receptionist saying ' i have a bit of psoriasis maybe i will waste some time coming to see if your chap knows the actual cause as ive had all sorts of phases of bodily being and ferk me its random.. living in W Indies went away in my addiction daily sea and sunshine no sunscreen ever ..but came back when i was still there a few months later brown as a splendid fullPak's bottie... ' and when he did see me and said 'ahh yes defo psoriasis ...which we dont understand ANYthing about why it comes and yes sometimes goes no idea cause effect or actual way of curing it.' i said splendid i knew that and you could have told your secretary to tell me that before wasting a day coming here so i shall not be paying your 60 quid bill either..'..... in fact is me who should be billing you for wating my time.."
Dull little Bret at Del Bigtree... on 'medical freedom'
on spotytfly where theyre so against freedom you arent even allowed to copy and paste the title of their fairly intelligent discussion...
but there are three discussion audios to add in here ... and it pains me to include Europeans as its almost always Brits like Rory Stewart all private schoolboys attempting to be Charles Eisenstein with a real degree and have great insight into society...
bUt these two i am quite sure are both endlessly at every 'salon' in Hackney Notters or Hay of course
problem is.... some of us have known TWENTY years the notion of ANY younger or even middle aged british so called social democrat even understanding the basics of for the common good, and that solidarity - working with a small team FOR SOME TIME without finding narcissistic traits to moan about and run away crying from in ones fellow team members are as possible as ... well them reading a ,load of good literature or jnust novels as a start which is the only thing that makes you realise you are nothing and just part of a maybe rag tag band doin what such bands have had to do since mammoths were invented to sit on humans...and thus sadly the greatest fantasists fabulists narcoterrorists ever... but above all children with Disney wedged into their heads
a fair dinkum analysis of some data: on the amount of tossers who took the wrong turn in a drugged stupor getting out of their Hackney or Snotty Hill pad, and instead of going painted-on-bohoing at Glastonbury ended up on a 'justice' 'march' by accident, so thus never DID anything...in record numbers
but its not smart alec-neo-anything its just the soma..
and then the real problem and the way they fawn too
BBC Reith Lectures 2025 – Moral Revolution
Rutger Bregman (Photo: Maartje ter Horst)
This year's BBC Radio 4 Reith lecturer is historian and best-selling author Rutger Bregman.
use winscribe if a bloody foreigner as the fascist-lite BBC as they are too stupid to figure how to be full bodied, have blocked all but people stuck on Teapotland.... but if you are European i will swap all my raw data for your hand in mine...as long as its got your passport innit...
other than they fake everything all do called chummy emotion as half their girlfriends have got ' ket bladder' and the rest ...
mad and they know it was mums fault but have to suck up for inheritence reasons and rad was never one..
but ' kefir' ... 17 years ago the performative kef lot arrived do so judgey if you said not yet it interferes with my 17th bup of black coffee just so 8 can tolerate you..
they never talk to u again
i BET. the future in 25 mins says ..." science inderterminate SO many conartists doin pretend science these days for marketing perps...likely not much better for you than eating ferret shit...or dirt from the Salty Path outside.."
And then there's Mister Orwell (i never even looked - i wonder if the password was changed - i operate in my moment always even if it's so boring as unlike all Southerners brainwashed by the DeBotties and Gabors and their henchies, to think they are 'unique' i know i am a standard human being...and there are standard simple rules even if we none of us adhere to them all the time...)
He would be proud of indeed not just scuccessoring him but way way going so much further for one's 'art'...
But the key to performance hoboery is it must always be sincere AND 'two way' meaning give back something...
And if ever given the thumbscrews, it also has to be 100% for real, a purest performance in two dimensions, that of real precariation and also being above all precare about anything and it's too easy, thing s but never ever the things you wish for, show up...
(now at last i know why Charlie's women hung around of course with such perfect stubble and jumpers he was sure as ferrits are to end up one day in Hollywood, aside Jacqueline's Rose Garden where I am quite sure they gather to blow sweet nothings into his ear and will have deserved the smiley selfies for their YankeeBook of nothing but...
To think the Zuckerman has invested 150 billion in AI....
If 150 trillion it couldn't know what is behind their online profile...but i know i saw it just how truly robotic you have to be even to carry Eisentein's bags of selfie sticks behind him never mind watch one of his videos ... without the FULL training course as run up... resilience training, which i have been on for 20 years so am indeed i realised even more than 'bulletproof' in Gwerk you are accused of being
...i no longer know what as the language evolves back into pondlife vomit by the week and seems sometimes to speed up...
righty righty ho....
All that matters is the 'territory' (to recap, home is 10km circle, if one wishes to pay another 10% on your water rates that is for even more crap in the local pond - NOT put there by the farmers but far moreso as i told the lovely birdwatchin lad yesters and his surprisingly human mum... she knew... her lad won't forget that convo in a while indeed hopefully is the source of real whatever they now call what they want to Prevent...
" your generation will have to get radical ... here is literally the perfect example... walk 500m down there you can smell the xenobiotics being pumped into the tributary of their historically National Parkup of a river... what do you think is the doubling in the rate of dead parrots due the so called bird flu they use as cover... or ...you even know about flea and tick powders in the sea ferk me you are truly a real young 10 year old man.... but Fergal wont tell you the real reason.... perfect case study.... i would guess about 3 or 4 times the person per poopot hours once they started to run away from the cities maybe 2007 ... and then all be online all day at home trying to con the world even Brett in fact that ridiculous little Thatcherite-Russian too.. and his buddy only Triggernometrically trigger happy all day blaming poor immos and everyone but themselves are funded by supplement advertorials when we actually need nothing more than what's even in a yucky Lidl basket... and i was an obsessive 97% vegetarian from the age of 18 cooking my own very slowcook large cauldrons of veg stew inventing my own recipes from what i grew in my own very underclass London back garden... and its all neurosis infact my state of full bodily being ten times better since i stopped caring twentyish years ago...
and started living instead...
ehh yes.... house prices my man and mum even if your mum lives only for hers to go up havin' downsized here with you...she has a choice, even your fabulous bird watchin habit.... and tell the truth about why theyve PROBABLY been kickin the bucket as even here .. the streams full of .... did you remeber the word yes.. xenobiotics... and the true truth getting out about all the xenocrap here would put your mum's house price through the toilet...but i can tell she loves you as she's patiently here for some time as you birdsnap away.... and look she didnt snap when i told you this.... that's youyr startin' place me young man.... and remeber HAy Festival of Green party hacks gathered like a flock of pigeons that drank t Jirodan Petersons barbitiuate rich solution and flew into the brick wall discombobulated on the way up, straegising on whether they should encourage you to chop your own bollocks off for their electoral gain especially in WAles ... where trhe know theyve now got seats coming their way in that county seat [ I have second sight unlike all the shamaniac nutjobs trying to sell courses on just that, and know that tomorrow it will be in the news that Wales where HAy Festival brags its from when no Welsh peeps go there unless they are paid... is officially 'one of the most very very very nature denuded places in the world..', and other pretend goody goodies all only there for thje free pens or a glance at Dawkins being Messianic on the huge tellies they have dotted around ... scared off the last few herons from the region... but its ONLY or at least 75% down to so many more people suburbanising the once hinterlands as hinterland peeps didnt have 50 bathroom products on their bathroom shelf... thats a new thing...about 17 years ago becoming default.... but dont tell anyone as their con its 'bird flu' is sort of working of course ... that way its like an act of god...and if it were ever known its youtoo then your inheritance mum thinks shes going to pay the private schoolfees with via remortgage while the propprices still rise at 2% ish...and then leave for you... will collapse as rapidly as the bird numbers.... or thats the theory in olden days but these days when all care is only performative ... nobody will so you are fine... flee my fine young man" mum intelligent enough due not being an ex supermodel / emigree 'beautiful people' to know...
Ahhh good jobn i remebered that ageism
" fuck lass.... you are fourty five!!! i really did mean it when i said 30 plus not much....fourty five! .. ohh if only i had done that rather good book idea a decade back as i knew a few like you - true country lasses, no harmony hairspray ever required... nor anything else... galloping across them moors on the quad herding the sheep is cheating but nevvertheless... i still remeber the first one twenty years ago that summer the local lass twentysomethging she was turned up in ripped jeans on a super swelterin' day to sheer the sheep just outside our front door... ive even known a few supermodels for as short a time as possible but what she had on them.... a diferent universe of actual real natural femme fatale in her look and wink or maybe it was the sweat runnin down her brow hydrating her skin glowing in the ... you get it... yes ive known maybe even a dozen of them so rare biords who stay and live fully au naturelle and they are of a diferent species of true glowin' sexyness... plus always look a decade or two younger....so my idea was gather them all with my equipment capture them and stiuck a big fat coffee table book of them infront of... the yojung farmers very lonely and giving up as if to say are you sure chappies...you may just meet one of these one day...and we will have a prize draw for their phone numbers.... the only way i know to keep the youth actually on the land and not workin' for big aggra.... ohh and Mister Duchy ... he's THAT nasty a mean Nutzi of a landlord is he? well we knew in Horrorfordshire west he was known as one of the most hardhearted nasty landlords of the ewhole county and thats sayin' somethin 99% there are mad Nutzis before they're off the tit, mixed with scrumpyjuice .... ..but really now...? .. really.. gosh.... that mean.... they didnt get that into the biopic premiere that even Rod the sod was bragging from a few days ago....
but fourty five sorry to be personal all the rest look at least ten years older than their actuals.... love.... you are the definition of sweetsmellin forever young, honey ....use it...as weapon...its war to keep your man's 100 acres funded now ... never ever trust Labour 100% neurotic townies frightened of a cow pat.... what YOU have could give them something to really fear...."
...( you think you got an immo problem in Eckerslike or the like up North pity the poor south, i do keep a sort of tally and without any doubt as estianddad would record around 2010 or 11 ish yank content on wireless 4 was often around 30 to 40% percent a day ... it seemed to subside for a while whist they all caught up being compulsory weirdsexed.... but now i can scientifically prove it has ramped up just the last 3 or 4 months to....parity
But here's the sneaky thing they now come in to the 'public conversation' as actual owners ... right word as ive never known a 'charity' that aint a gravy train for tjhe bigknobs ....and her luvin the gardeners supposedly big one in her pottin' shed back at the ranch ehh whatsit called Newport house Herefs sold to Pornhub when her game was up...
owning 'charitable trusts that run even fifty Britolite schools where of course they are kept away from EVERYthing that lead to what was the biggie called columbine...
never mind (last straw yestereve even the 'goodies' i have tolerated for five years at doze-offtime... i hear are in favour of the ICEmens shootin a bloke! thats it
... i know America ... they cannot be ever consistent ever because they are all still in ketamine-bladder adult nappies ... except never grew out of the starter kit Mothercare force on you with emotional blackmail as the foetus poppin out so are always dysregulatedly uncmfy and have no confidence even in waddlin forward ...
(thats gotta be a world champ insult even the Mullers couldnt muster with the FLEET musterin'...now i am available and my price is i have indeed known several of the sexiest women on the planet age a shy 19 year old, unfortunately, unable to do owt but dribble in her presence ....... runaway Iranian princesses....and a nice compound to keep one in but LOTS of private outdoor space ... i mean i dont remeber the names of any Watford lasses which is classist - a soon to be new protected species we hear well thell ave aprob with me yesteraft washing my pans in the river and the hunts babes clop by wavin' to me.... hain just an hour earlier witha the REALEST babe ever her Riddship [ahhahh but not his surname so thats not revealin data] , riffed upon their nastiness.... so yes Princess Rhana...i can still smell her genuine Frankincense dabbed behind her ears as i taught her to fly a puddle jumper and she didnt even perspire so cool its daft but... what did one say a few years into the only bit of news that really mattered in 40+ dull years of being an adult in nothing-new-happens times except theYAnks actually did sneakily reinvade and own all sorts of MArcher lands for their nutjob voodoo churches .... and half the academe positions, merely cos they got as good at PR in Maddison ave of the 50s as the Teapot Empire had been a few centuries... but it doesnt mean they can ever tell any truth ever thats the point at being good at PR its not called the Dark Art for nowt... )
Anyway as a pacisfist knowing....seeing..i bet even the revenge Jen O' Cideres... them Croats pingin' one their way fiorst when pongin' back left a backdoor somewhere you could have pushed out of rather than be Jenned....
and the only hymn in the days when them Indogos werent old and fat and flailin and dcided to reboost their career a decade or so back... by being lezzie ''acticistas' nobody ever caring in them fine 80s who she was walkin away from man woman or dog... and they didnt tell anyone either as they hadnt discovered PR ops from a perfectly nobody cared 'thing'
Anyway the Nige song 2016 ... when America could last use nuance and true expression to be vaguely useful to a turgid humanity
Anyway so heres the thing even if Heather - i have for 5 years explored aurally ... my god she thinks shootin any human is a good thing and there may be good reason
does show they dont know what the science of consistency can mean...
so the idea that any YAnk may be anywhere near our social services children services or child education (never mind own the franchises!) means YUK lost it 20 years ago as i am sure someone noticed them sneak in...
But... now i know the answer, being I'm quite sure there are Paths into the deserts and you dont die of hydration 3 days no water as the bloke hiding in the body bag in the piles of bodies found out when his mum and dad opened him up god what a story...IF TRUE....
But... to think that the fleets are gathering around THE reason that Afghan babes are dying earlier with rickets ..
And the Pakistanis half or not...
(whats SO interesting about genius The Voice of Hind showing that even in rather Pallyplus places like their Red Crescent, most of the peeps wear perfectly ordinary sexualised t shirts and rap costume ..only one poor lass in a Mullah's cage outfit...and she cracks up and arguably mentally harmed Hind as she was dying and thats not made up as its in the tapes...
and only a true artist shows everything warts and all...
anyway 1979 ... a pure chance event that the MAddest Mullah of all got the vote and ones whole adult life warped by ragheadNutjobbiness... most of them do NOT want...
And now some random nutjob who merely got a few percent swing his way just like Nige ... now may have the solution to them but with his muvvafucker big fleet...
what is one to say think other than a fat inarticulate man and regime wont have the subtle solution in his back pocket " run...and collect a few thousand bucks and a voucher 74 virgins as well if you must ...at the turnstiles on the way out... in return for your rifles...." that is used at times but they dont big up that it is used as a last resort policy that kindof does work..
And nobody makes cruise missile replensihing commission from the offshore houseboat based in Gweek .. the Brits being the sneaky middler men still in so much of this hidden away under someone's skirts ...which IS 'capitalism'...
which is why of course the education of the SW is so apalling and i know why, nett result the fodder sat there selling dynamite from such places ... as nobody taught them to read propper books with two dimensions even Butler's Erewhon tried to figure real evolution even if a bit wonkily
Master Illusionista ... even if it's not quite workin' as a word, as really it needs to smell of Curtis' babes chipfat as against Aniques authentic sexiness you can't buy for cash....
right back to that file that really needs to be made into an easy access little bit of Tube for the laziest so called readers ever...
Masturbates to my time flowin' his way so so freely
And even he wouldn't know what say what you mean and mean it means...
(to the rhythm method of Siouxsi... and its still impossible to know what she meant by err timeless Israel...which is the greatest of art
If only Amos Oz - true hero, had penned some songs too about yes even us a load of mad content creators, too..... and there's no other philosophy than merely not botherin to reply to such wise thoughtful chatups, is bad for youtoo..in other words the Torah clearly misses out the important rule of life: have enough ferkin manners to reply to all communiques within the standard 3 weeks which used to do fine decades back, as a worldwide standard of fuckin manners ...even if its a thanks but no thanks...)
The whole week based around one nonillusionista encounter tomorrow
(tried and tested)
And even a perfect aftersbath...
This 'winter' has been too easy infact hardly noticed in fact i would rather have some long bleak stretches of my breath in front of my face half the day so i can moan on wireless 4 about that from Uptown Kiev, so wireless 4 can make a big thing about nothing and while they are attit not pointing out to you the rather superb commie system - still in place, of one central boiler per grouping of the eponymous 'blocks' - maybe a few thousand peeps, which gives free heating to everyone all winter long.. hot heating, too...
really so your Maggie may have made your life better with all that self and self this that and the other, didnt tell you that did she now
(audio in the can, not but obviously about thattoo)
Anyway a whole several days knowing where i will be at this 'moment' in bestestsignal for miles..
So that every little bit of the maybe-wave-function stuff that makes things sometimes work can be thriftily rationed and made best bang for buck to drive here, use of..And a BIT...i mean a few slightly standard choppy winter days ...
not only do these rediculous Doones get radio headlines and red alerts and all the national poor pity them...but they can't even ensure their phone signal masts
don't
definitely
drop out with a bit (16% increased i think in a decade the official stats ohh my thats a tsunami red alert ) of standard rain
But then..... maybe i am being punished by them fates for knowing full well there's utterly no point chatting to one ever again
Up in them hills unscheduled on the Worst Journey to get to best spot there's now hardly any signal
... quite by chance 110% mojo in the opposite direction comes along an actual born free doggie (i tell em i can tell if the dog is ok AND the owner from 100m - fact)
As i told her about her and hers...
And what an understatement.... not only born 'n bred at Lorna's gaff the less yuppie richtwat 'adventuring' touristy moors...
But...... " thats my dad's name ...farmer ...was the book one or two d's?...yes a double d, Farmer ... Ridd...."
Proving, what? I'm still discombobbed....
well she was 100% a saudade [unlike the dead fat welsh who cant ever get back their long lost hiraeth as they are too fat and drunk and anyway only ever sat indoors watchin bad soap opera lowest common denominator telly, thats no myth] - no question... i test the ones who show a few signs of being "human" immediately...
saudade means (you couldnt find online ever you had to George Borrow go with the flow and ask the LAST person you would expect to get a nice answer from, never mind intellectual and of the true vagabondin' troubadour soul) " Its not finished...yet.."
Fuck me she proved....
subtitle invid i so rarely bother when i USED to be mister neurotically PAperchase perfect in all presentation then i couldnt be 'me' any more due 2010 penury...and it was SUCH a relief not to be able to be what was always always me...
NO 'sponsors' like dreadful Cat and her buddy wasting fuel buzzing around europe vlogging to show off ..no ads... nuthin, except if you like thes,e ten times fruitier and wiser and always FREE 100% no gimmicks no angles no special places where Cat will tell paying subscribers her 'beauty' routine or how she trained her dull little doggie and pass on her dogtrainin' tips... or he will tell you where to get the best awful tatties... gho to https://substack.com/@ralphschism from the beginning, or start also at landlope.com a few years back - years of free content about how to get to HERE which is exactly where y'all say in person you WANT to get to but so so few ever do... and most in fact merely performatively fake it...i notice
ratherthan walking by and pretendin' we never met...
Now about the only techthing that fairdinkum is pukka is mobile hostpot tethering...
about 97% reliable - all i have...
And broken not-too-old samsung camera-modem only phone would be at that rate of reliablity
but one old thing dies - 300 quid plus to fix ... and you go to a new thing....
( a series on it soon) ... swap the sim into a truly tinny horrid thing even if leading brand - one of the forerunners, 6 mths old..
and of course... ahhahhh.... nope... it stays connected (mob hs teth) maybe 20 mins and then autodisconnects....
which in fact is potentially serious as in blogger.com - the ONLY app i use which is not an app its jiust a webpage ditto substack - i only use naked raw oldschool as they are simpler less to go wrong
anyway the only thing that can go wrong with blogger except it going mad and AI 'thinking' that post a month or so ago i must revise is not infact full of instruction to go and jump off one ....
but why i am glad i walked UP to it the Bridge of Lurchery...
alll will be fixed later
but what cannot be fixed is, open writing pane and start speedwriting not even stream of consciousness as no time to be conscious...
it bubbles up like the default sewerage out of the ground flowing into a Dartmoor NAtional Park stream (still there!)
and seems more sweet smelling than planned so push 'publish' so i can get back to walking....
BUT ...BUT BUT BUT....if it has diconnnected from your on line and is off it..
ahahhh it doesnt 'save' what you wrote since disconnection which could have been half an hour ago, and also doesnt let you get back to it by go-back-apage
disaster...
thats what the underclass have to tolerate and i am under even the worst underclass who waste plenty of cash on these so vulgar ugly tattoos so who is one?
But here's the thing.... in 2010 for a fears years i would daily jot even more....
exact same process same program.... but then it was using the modem plugged into side of laptop far far more hit and miss and often it would similarly disconnect and a whole morning of witterin would be lost ....
But here is how to 'beat' this dystopia to realise it was - has been a few days, like an old freind infact being taken back in time feeling what none of them here can ever feel even if its all they want and need
....younger again!
time travel... almost feeling it for real....
as long as one has the space and time
i actually am SO grateful for from the latest blokeillusios....
i actually feel nice looking in and seeing my last very time consuming consultant (to him) email unanswered...
i like it I'm being IIllusuiohd... need better verb its still not the perfect word
it feels plenishy and full of abumdant niceness seeing the usual mad lack of any propriety and manners... or ability to follow through what he was advertising he sought...
even from him...
but this is the true 'centredness' in proof - i hope she found hers she so rit she wished..
back then - true embolism times... they last at least 5 years when your heart sleen and backbone to is ripped out all at once
first year Bristol sloppiest...
maybe two
this time i even remember to check BEFORE i now press 'publish' on blogger inside page - all mine precisousses of course Tolkeins one superb invention about y'all espesh here in their den of precioussest...time thieves
... and its like going back fifteen or more years and reliving it ..better
now
thats what i call true zenny centredness no matter what as i only have one religion which is trying to Montaigne express some half decent waffles for the benefit of the next gen perraps...i know its what saved me from being lost and loony like y'all..and believing that ones 'disabilities' are...innate
(vids made on that thistermorn not up til twwixtermorn ..if thats betwixt now and sometime then
all i care for is your infotainment... the emphasis the info..
as i never hear it anywhere else hand have been searchin at least two decades...
Even went to ask god once in person here at Ronnies a few years on was it 2005ish if memory serves...
surely not mustv been ....nope it was as i got him to autograph his LP and ive only ever asked for one autograph ever and even ..well i momentarily had the lives of many celebs in my hands all wankers one and all...
i still have it here " i am told by your dad there is only one other human as perfect a human as me, you...to Esti from Roy with luv.."
